The following excerpt is taken from the guestbook of Casey's website "SphereGrrl's Supersonic Mortuary", where the uninhibited visitors haunt her with hilarious messages! While the guestbook has the same stuff as shown here, the contents could be deleted at any time, and thus I copied & pasted it all on this page to make sure the madness is preserved! (NOTE: The latest messages appear on top; so, read from the very bottom of this page and scroll your way up for maximum effect.)
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The Talking Oven
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The Short Man on 4th Street
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DOE IS ME
My website can be found at: The Worm-Hole
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I'm BACK!
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SHORTMAN!!!!!
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OUR ARMY GROWS! THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM BAKING! HA HA HA!!
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The Short Man on 4th Street
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I AM THE TALL MAN AND...I'M GAY!
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The Talking Oven
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Deeeerrr!!!
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SHORTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deeeerrrr!!!
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The Ghost Deer
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The Short Man on 4th Street
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Tracy Drake
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Susanne Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sandello visited from Murmansk Russia
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My BIG GREEN BLOODY BOOGERS
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Phantasm Girls of my dreams
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My Bloody Boogers
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Bunch of Weirdos........
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Breathing
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Glasses
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Helping People Breathe
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PIMPLES
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Sitting Here Having Lunch!
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Where's that new homepage of yours?
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New Website
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I Have Returned!!!!! Lucky YOU!
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AGAIN
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The Tall Man
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Haunting YOU!
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Nick Norton
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Whee!
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Phantasm
OH MY GAWD!
The Ghost Deer
visited from United States Of America
Hey Talking Oven, let's put Mrs. Fields out of her misery, and many thanks to you Bambi II for post that picture of Susanne on your page. Now everyone else can see the very LAST image that hovered in front of my eyes before I gasped and made it to the corn field where I lay in agony for 23 days before I died. Isn't it a purty picture too!!!!
visited from USA
Moowahahahaha! That picture DOES look familiar, Jody's Foot! I think I saw *it* driving a white Escort! I'll send the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee to sting her and then Snap, Crackle and Pop to tie her up and bring her over here to our baking fields, Short Man. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah, Mrs. Fields is interested in using our facilities so she can bake more cookies. If that's ok with you and Ghost Deer, I'll let her...
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You will all serve me well. The Pilsbury doughboy has just informed me that Oreo Double Stufs imitation cookies are being sent across the world for free in an effort to stop our productivity! We must send our lethal flying wafers and keebler minions to the source of this madness...Willy Wonka! He and his Ompa Goompas must be taken down by the fist and fury of The Short Man, The Oven, and The Deer... Moohoo...moohoohooh...moohohohoahahahahah!!!!!
JodysFoot
visited from La la land USA
Ha ha ha! My condolences, Ghost Deer, and Bambi II wants to say that he misses you so much. Click the link to my site and tell me if the picture looks familiar! Happy Halloween :)
The Ghost Deer
visited from United States Of America
See when you told us to visit often and not be a stranger Lillian Susanne Casey, I took it to heart. I miss you so much. Why can't we go back to the good old days where I was still a little fawn and was ALIVE and you hadn't hit me yet. LIFE was sweet then... ALAS WOE IS ME!!!!
The Ghost Deer
visited from United States Of America
I would be honored to join you and we can bake together!! Susanne Casey does NOT know how to cook. She can barely function in real life society, much less the fake world of Phantasm!! Thanks for offering this ghost a job. I don't get many gigs except for around Halloween. Hey Susanne! That is your fave holiday, correct? Since that is the only time you can go outside and show your real face and not scare people... HAHA!!
The Talking Oven
visited from F***KIN' NEW JERSEY USA
Ah wonder of wonders, the Short Man has returned to survey our pastry productivity! Thanks to the Booger Barger, we are constantly producing cookies BY THE GROSS! Our army continues to grow as the Pillsbury Doughboy and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man have joined our ranks. We shall triumph, Short Man, and our enemies shall be enslaved to bake more snack treats for us! MOOOOWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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My good friend the Talking Oven! Marvelous to see you; how are our minions faring in the pastry production field? The deer will join us soon and together, we will overthrow the emperor! Where'd that come from? Anyway, we will rule the world with a cookie dough fist!
The Tall Man
visited from Morningside USA
Sorry to ruin your fantasies, Susanne, but I'm gay. It's true. I like to doll myself up as a woman and have sex with guys in graveyards and condemned houses. Watch Phantasm & Phantasm II if you don't believe me. If you love me, you'll let me go. --The Tall Man
visited from F***IN' NEW JERSEY
Allow me to introduce myself since you will be baking brownies & cookies forever. I am the Talking Oven, and I have been instrumental to the success of the Keebler Elves. I hope you will be able to read the dials on me with your coke-bottle glasses so we don't have any more tragic accidents. We don't need any more undead deer around here. I trust you can ignite the pilot light on me without blowing up the house like Reggie did so long ago. The world is a dangerous place, but baking mass-produced sweets needn't be. --Sincerely, The Talking Oven
The Short Man on 4th Street
visited from
You are correct, she has failed to annhihilate you. Would you perhaps join forces with me and my Keebler companions, and together you and I, plus the Smurfs, can defeat her treachery..and end your pain. Then we can bake cookies.
The Ghost Deer
visited from United States Of America
Susanne Casey could not have possibly delievered me to you. She couldn't even manage to kill me properly!
The Short Man on 4th Street
visited from
I've been waiting for you, deer, for a very long time. And now that you have been delivered to me by Susanne Casey, you belong to me and my keebler minions! That's right! There's no escape from baking!
visited from United States Of America
Oh god oh god oh god the humanity of it all!!!!!! Why don't you just go away you freak?????????? I am so tired of having to post here. I AM DEAD! I should be able to rest, but NO! You still allow me no peace you Andrews, North Carolina resident. PLEASE go away! Be a good person for ONCE in your weird freaky life and just go!!!!!!!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!! You are the most disgusting piece of garbage ever to walk the earth. You are a freak!! Why oh why did you have to kill me???? I was just a lonely deer attempting to cross the road that winter night and get to the VFW went you come slinking by in your white Escort and mow me down like no body's business. What did I ever do to you?? I had a family to feed, a doe and little fawn waiting patiently for me but I never arrived thanks to you. By the way, WHAT WAS YOUR LITTLE HEALTH SCARE?? Paybacks are such a bitch, huh, Lillian Susanne Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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*The click clack of the Shortman's steps ring out through the mausoleum in a dreaded rhythm, but then he stops to get gum off the bottom of his shoe* Vagrants!!! Why do people throw gum on the ground anyway? Ahh, look! I'm back here at htis humble dwelling! So uhm, when's the big move? I'm getting up new material and am ready to put it into action, Missus Casey! Elsewise, I shall send my Keebler minions to your place and there you shall bake brownies for eternity with Papa Smurf! Ahahaha!!! The Short Man has spoken!
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Well, had to sign on this guestbook. What the hell, you know? I had no idea there was this large a fan base for this series. I've been in love with Phantasm since I first saw it 1988. I guess it is a little awkward watching P-II then P-I then P-III in that order. But the movies kick ass anyway and I don't need to say anymore.
The Ghost Deer
visited from United States Of America
It is I, the ghost deer once again. I have decided to stop by and say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Did I scare ya???? Hee Hee!! I am a ghost now. Just doin' job Ma'am. Since you couldn't do yours and let me alone to suffer in the corn field. It was agony. Pure agony of the worst kind. You should have put me out of my misery you hag. You make me so sick. Well ya use to. You can't anymore since I'M DEAD!!
Hi there! Greetings from Russia! We're not only thinking about vodka, and the most cool of us love PHANTASM. If you don't afraid of us (russians), you can send me mail to grey@centr.murmansk.ru with a mark "for Sandello". Sincerely yours Sandello. P.S.Sorry for my errors, if there are some.
Booger Barger
visited from Arkansas
I want to know if the Tall Man ever eats his boogers in them Phantasm movies. I want some one off this stupid guest book to tell me and to tell me NOW!! I'm sick and tired of having to come here each and ever day to read these same old stupid posts from the same old stupid bunch of people. Any of you ever ate your boogers? I have. The big green bloody ones have the most proteen in them. Whoo Whoo they are sure good in the middle of the night when I need a quick mid night snack. All I have to do is pick a slimy one out of my big hose nose and stick it in my mouth and roll it around on my tongue to first lick the blood and dust off, then I sink my teeth into the chewy little moresill and I chew and chew until I can get it to go down my dry throat. Damn I am gettin hungrey right now. Yee Haw!
WildBill visited from Swansea Illinois USA
Hopefully, we all will get the opportunity to see the Phantasm sweethearts again. Definately my kind of girls.
Booger Barger
visited from Arkansas
I was wondering if ya all could tell me if that there Tall Man ever eats his boogers on Phantasm? I know that Susanne Casey will probably be mad at me for asking that kind of question about her love muffin. So sorry to get your bloomers in a uptwist. I can't remeber much about them Phantasm movies since I have never seen them in along time. God I am sure hungry.
Nick Norton
visited from
Besides my old pal the Short Man, the rest of this bunch is WACKED!! Do you people know Susanne or something???? These posts make no sense if you don't. If you do, and this stuff is true, then she is a bigger freak of nature than I ever believed possible. Scary that someone like this exists in the world.
The Breathe Right Strip
visited from Wal-Mart Aisle
Hello to all reading this post. It is me, the Breathe Right Strip again. I have come to tell you about my excellent qualities again. I might sound like I'm pimpin' myself, but "breathin' ain't easy". Please go get some of me at local Wal-Mart in your neck of the woods. I want you to put me on your nose so you won't snore at night like Susanne Casey. Talk about a freight train! WOOWOO! That person can snore! Even wearing a Breathe Right Strip like me, she still sounds like a moose in heat. Buy me buy me! I may couldn't have helped her (NO ONE CAN) but I can help you! NO REFUNDS!! Understand!!!
The Ghost Deer
visited from
Hi Lillian Susanne Casey--It is I, the deer you maimed once again. I have crossed over to the netherworld, but am allowed to post to you every once in a blue moon. It is hard to type with these cloven hooves. I just wanted to say that even with those ugly nasty thick coke bottle glasses you wear, you STILL could not avoid hitting me in the road that faithful night so long ago that would change your life forever. I was there and I know what it felt like. I know what you did. Get some new glasses before you hit someone else in your little mangled Escort. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The Ghost Deer has spoken!!
The Breathe Right Strip
visited from
Hi, I am the breathe right strip again, and I just wanted to say that I am on salet your local neighborhood Wal-Mart supercenter. Come and buy a piece of me. I love to spread it around.
Rocky Flynn
visited from North Carolina
I just shaved my head again and I want old Susanne Casey to come pop the greasy pus-filled pimples out of my head and feed them to me. I am telling you right now WOMAN to do it. I don't care if you ARE on the straight path, or the psycho path, you git down here and do it right now.
Booger Barger
visited from Arkansas
I am just sittin' here eating and thought I'd post again. Why? Because I have less of a life than the weirdo that runs this site, but I digress. WHAT am I having for lunch, you ask. Well hot damn I'm glad you did. I'm chowing down on nice big fat green slimy blood streaked boogers fresh picked from my big hose nose. YUM YUM! If I blow them out, it's fast food! Life is good!
The Tall Man visited from Raleigh NC USA
You play a good game, girl, but the game is finished. Now you die! OK, so I'm not really The Tall Man. I'm just a guy named Robert.
Nick Norton
visited from
I cannot wait to see the new webpage once it is finished. Nudes of all those sexy gals on the Phantasm movies, I hope will be there. But I sure don't want to look at any nudes of the Tall Man. I seriously doubt any NORMAL females do either, but the key word here is normal.
Booger Barger
visited from Arkansas
Just thought I would post in this here guest book again tonite. I don't know why. I guess I have about as dull and non-existant life as the owner of this webpage, Susanne Casey. I keep waiting for the new site to open, but it never does, and I am starting to get angry!!
Booger Barger
visited from Arkansas
I promise that I won't be a stranger and I WILL VISIT AGAIN!!!!
Booger Barger
visited from Arkansas
Just thought I'd stop in and say Howdy. I am really looking forward to the new site being opened up.... What sort of health problems did you have, Susanne Casey? You weren't by chance LYING to anyone were you? Goodness I bet you NEVER lie do you. Just remember THAT WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND, and we all are punished for what we do. Keep that in mind....
The Ghost Deer
visited from
I have returned!! Can't wait to see the new site you are going to put up. I felt your pain when you hit me with your white escort. Now do you still feel it when I haunt you at night? You maimed me, but I didn't die. How could you be so cruel? I had to hobble down to the Moto and Johnny and Susie put me out of my misery. Remember them? They sure do remember you. How do you feel about Chyna and Vince not being together any longer?? I bet that little smug feeling you experienced sure didn't last for long, and everyone started to laugh at you again for your foolishness. In your Yahoo bio you said you were back on the "straight" path. HA/HA! What a joke! Like any women were ever interested in YOU anyway!!!! What a joke! You make this ghost laugh!!
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Ha/Ha! I just had to sign in too. I can't wait to see the new site. I bet nude pics of Reggie will be available, huh??
The Short Man on 4th Street
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Guess who's back? Can't wait to see the new site. Hehe.
Jack Daniels visited from
I love the movie. It is good. I really liked the actors. They were good. Especially that Tall Man. He was good.