SCENE # SCENE DESCRIPTION NO. OF VOTES
601. Haddonfield, Illinois – October 31, 1963 – Camera scans a house as it was--------------------------0
someone’s eyes. It focuses on a girl making out with her boyfriend. The lights go
out and then we enter the house.
602. We see a hand grab a knife and slowly we go up the stairs, step by step.--------------------------0
603. We see a mask being grabbed off the floor and now we see through the eyes of--------------------------1
the mask. Slowly the camera reaches a nude woman who’s dressing in front of a
mirror. Then a scream and the woman dies, as she’s stabbed.
604. The camera goes down the stairs and out the front door, a car pulls up and the--------------------------0
mask is taken off. We see Michael Myers standing in a clown outfit holding a
kitchen knife. Talk about Killer Clowns from Outer Space!
605. Smith’s Grove, Ill. – October 30, 1978 – Dr. Loomis and a nurse are driving in the--------------------------0
car toward an asylum. They chat about Michael Myers and for the first time we
begin to hear of how Michael Myers is nothing but pure evil, who surely isn’t
human. (You sure that doesn’t sound like GOP's description of President Clinton?)
606. The two arrive at the Asylum where they see many patients walking the grounds,--------------------------0
in the rain, at night, without shoes (isn’t that what every grandfather says the
conditions were like when attending school?).
607. The car stops, Dr. Loomis exits at the gate, and Michael Myers attacks. The nurse--------------------------0
fights for her life and eventually escapes from the car. For a boy who never
learned how to drive, he’s pretty good. The nurse and Loomis are now stuck.
608. Haddonfield, Halloween – Laurie Strode is on her way to school, over very empty--------------------------0
deserted streets. Doesn’t Jamie look so cute in a schoolgirl outfit?
609. Laurie (the baby-sitter) chats with Tommy Doyle, tonight’s baby-sittee. They--------------------------0
pause at the Myers’ house, where she drops off some keys. Guess what,
somebody’s home! Laurie continues her walk after Tommy bails on her, but
she’s not alone. Michael Myers is watching.
610. Doctor Loomis is leaving the hospital so he can track down Michael Myers,--------------------------0
in Haddonfield, the natural place he’d wander to.
611. Laurie is sitting in class, day-dreaming, when she sees Michael Myers’ car,--------------------------0
and then Michael Myers himself. She answers some questions for class and then
he vanishes – he never was much of a listener.
612. Tommy is leaving school with his trusty companion, a pumpkin, when he’s--------------------------0
harassed by other students. They tell him the Bogeyman will get Tommy.
Tommy drops his pumpkin but Michael Myers is there to help him.
613. Loomis calls the Haddonfield police and then finds an abandoned car, which has--------------------------0
some loose gowns and also the box of matches the nurse had carried with her.
Yep, Michael Myers has been there.
614. Laurie leaves school and is on her way home, when her two best buddies, Annie--------------------------0
and Linda walk with her. But Michael Myers wants in on this menage a trois, and
so he follows from a distance.
615. The 3 continue to walk and chat about the plans for Halloween evening. Linda--------------------------0
plans to have sex with her boyfriend Bob, Annie wants sex with her boyfriend
Paul, but he’s been grounded so she’s gonna baby-sit Lindsey Wallace (who lives
across the street from Tommy Doyle). Laurie is alone and seems fit to baby-sit to
earn cash.
616. After Linda bails on them, Laurie sees Michael Myers. When Annie goes to--------------------------0
check, Michael Myers has vanishes. Annie says “All you do is see men behind
bushes.” (now that sounds like oral sex to me!)
617. Annie is finally at home and Laurie goes off on her own, but not before literally--------------------------0
running into the Sheriff. Oops. Hey, women always say they love a man in
uniform.
618. Laurie reaches her house and a quick check in the backyard reveals Michael--------------------------1
Myers standing amongst wash on the clotheslines. Can you say somebody getting
white-washed? A few anonymous phone calls later, and Laurie feels better about
life.
619. Laurie is eventually picked up by Annie as they are on their way to their--------------------------0
babysitting assignments. But you can’t do a good job unless you’ve smoked
one or two cigarettes.
620. Dr. Loomis visits the cemetery in search of the grave of Michael Myers sister,--------------------------0
Judith, whom Michael Myers killed in 1963. The grave has been utterly defaced
, and the body has even been removed. I’d say Michael Myers is definitely
more qualified than anyone else to be the WWF’s Undertaker.
621. Laurie and Annie continue their drive while smoking up a storm, when they see--------------------------0
Annie’s dad, the Sheriff, as he surveys a robbed hardware store. Seems some
equipment sued to disembowel graves is missing along with a mask – personally I
wonder why a hardware store would carry Halloween masks.
622. Loomis and the Sheriff meet for the first time, then Laurie and Annie chat about--------------------------0
the upcoming dance, tomorrow. Laurie wants Ben Traymer. But Michael Myers
is close behind following in a car – I think he’d like to cut in on any dances.
623. In a sudden global shift, darkness immediately falls without warning, and the--------------------------0
nation is in shock. In other news, Annie drops Laurie off, and Michael Myers
finally parks his car.
624. Loomis and the Sheriff visit the old Myers’ house, which has been uninhabited--------------------------0
since 1963 – or has it? They enter, go up the stairs into the bedroom Judith was killed,
and get their own Halloween scare.
625. Loomis gives his classic talk about Michael Myers, he’s not human, only evil,--------------------------0
see-through walls. It’s not a bird, not a plane, but instead he’s Superman!
(Oops, wrong film!).
626. In yet another unprecedented global shift, it has become day again as light streams--------------------------0
though all windows, despite the late time of the night. Laurie, showing the fact
she knows little about our globe and the solar system, assumes the extra lights in
the house are needed, as she reads to Tommy. Annie also seems not to notice
the brightness of the sun as she calls Laurie to tell her she herself called Ben on
Laurie’s behalf and set the 2 up on a date for the dance the next day.
627. Tommy, bored by the phone call, sees the Bogeyman staring at him, so he rushes--------------------------0
over to get Laurie. Unbelievably night has again returned but no sign of
the Bogeyman when Laurie checks.
628. Michael Myers makes a visit to Annie who while on the phone happens to spill--------------------------1
butter on her clothes. This causes an immediate undressing where all her clothes,
except her underwear, happens to need to be washed. Michael Myers says “hi” to
the dog before he strangles it. I say Annie has to have an Afro.
629. Laurie and Tommy watch a truly classic horror film “The Thing” and then discuss--------------------------0
the origins of the Bogeyman.
630. Annie decides she can’t walk around naked for the rest of the film, so she goes to--------------------------0
do wash and gets herself accidentally looked in, on purpose. :) She tries to
escape and gets stuck in the window, when Paul just happens to call saying his
parents have left and he’s ready to cum on over. Nice ass shot, by the way.
631. Lindsey goes in search of Annie and saves her and then Annie gets another--------------------------0
chance to talk to Paul. (What is this? the young and the restless or a horror film?
It’s been 50 minutes and only like one death!) Annie decides to drop Lindsey at
Tommy’s house so Laurie can baby-sit 2 kids and Annie can go have some sex.
632. Annie goes to the car to go pick up Paul, when she finds another passenger in the
car. Michael Myers is back. (yeah, a death, finally!)
633. Loomis is at the Myers' home when some kids are daring each other to go into the--------------------------0
house. Knowing how this wills crew up his plans and in an effort to have fun,
Loomis scares the kids off. Unfortunately that will be his only trick-or-treating
chance.
634. Linda and Bob come to visit Annie at Lindsey’s house but find no one home.--------------------------0
They decide that sex would be in order. But like any group sex, don‘t ignore
anyone, for Michael Myers wants to participate too.
635. Laurie and the kids keep watching “The Thing” and then Linda calls to ask about--------------------------0
Annie. Realizing they are alone, Linda and Bob run to the nearest bedroom.
636. Linda and Bob engage in some passionate sex and then stop for the obligatory--------------------------0
smoke. Bob goes downstairs for some beer, when Michael Myers surprises him
with a six-pack of his own – a knife through the heart.
637. One of the all-time classic horror scenes and truly best acting by a killer, Michael--------------------------1
Myers stares at the dead body as it hangs from the wall, and shakes in his head not
comprehending what he’s done.
638. Michael Myers goes upstairs dressed in a sheet and with Bob’s glasses on. Linda,--------------------------0
thinking it is Bob, decides the best thing to do to get a ghost to show its true form,
is to flash him. Once Michael Myers doesn’t produce the beer she wants or reacts
favorably to a showing of breasts, Linda decides to get comfort in a call to Laurie.
That’s when Michael Myers strikes and all Laurie hears in some choking, heavy-
breathing. Laurie assumes it is yet another prank call by Annie. Oh, the
humanity of it all.
639. Laurie decides to call Annie back but now finds the phones are dead. She decides--------------------------0
she must go to investigate.
640. Loomis has finally figured out Michael Myers isn’t going home and so he walks--------------------------0
around town hoping for some clues. Meanwhile Laurie goes to find Annie and
finds the house empty.
641. Laurie searches room by room and then slowly walks up the steps to the 2nd floor.--------------------------0
Spooky!
642. Laurie finds the dead body of Judith and the accompanying headstone, along with--------------------------0
the bodies of Linda and Bob. And we get to hear the scream heard round the
world, giving her the title as the Scream Queen. Michael Myers enjoys the
performance and offers to give her a personal congratulations.
643. Laurie runs down the stairs, enters the kitchen and after locking the door, Michael--------------------------0
Myers decides to do his best Jack Nicholson impersonation as he hacks through
the kitchen door with his knife. “I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your door
in.” Laurie escapes as Michael Myers enters and she runs to adjoining houses, but
nobody is home.
644. Laurie finally rushes home where she realizes she has locked the door and has no--------------------------0
keys. Tommy is awoken and saves Laurie with just a second to spare.
645. After Tommy has retreated up the stairs and Laurie relaxes on the couch, Michael--------------------------0
Myers strikes but Laurie’s knitting skills are on display as she jabs at him with
needles. She leaves his apparently dead body behind the couch and goes upstairs.
(In horror films, are the killers ever really dead?)
646. Laurie gets the kids and sends them off to hide.------------------------------------------------------------0
647. Laurie ends up hidden in the closet where the most famous scene from the film--------------------------1
takes place. Michael Myers tries to get into the closet and Laurie, to protect
herself, uses a coat hanger as a make-shift knife and pokes at Michael Myers.
648. Laurie escapes and sends the kids to flee and get help.--------------------------------------------------0
649. Michael Myers gets up and yet again attacks Laurie. Loomis finds the kids and--------------------------0
goes inside the house to help. With Laurie fighting back, Michael Myers mask
comes off and for the only time in the 7 films, we see the face of Michael Myers.
Laurie steps back free for a second and Loomis takes the opportunity to Michael
Myers, 6 times & no less. Michael Myers falls off the balcony and onto the grass.
650. Loomis soothes Laurie as she wonders whether or not that was the Bogeyman.--------------------------0
651. Loomis goes back to make sure Michael Myers is dead, and finds…no body at all.--------------------------0