802. Man thinks he’s escaped, that is until the “Men in Black”-------------------------------0
(MIB) find him. A fight ensues and the slowest fatal car crash
ever happens. A parked car (obviously in neutral and downhill
sloped) ends up killing the Man in Black at a whole 1 MPH.

803. 1 Hour Later: We see a gas station where the attendant is-------------------------------0
watching the news and the top story is that a rock from
Stonehenge (weighing 5,000 lbs.) has been stolen.

804. We see our first Silver Shamrock commercial on the------------------------------------0
attendant’s television. Just then the lights go out and the
fleeing man enters the gas station, exclaims “They’re
coming” and then collapses.

805. We see the main Character, Dr. Dan Chaliss meeting with his---------------------------0
kids, stuck with his ex-wife. 2nd Silver Shamrock commercial.

806. Dr. Dan is called to the hospital where he attends to the-------------------------------0
fleeing/collapsed man – we see the man grasping a mask, and
then the commercial airs for a 3rd time. (I was grasping
onto my sofa just as hard after the commercial aired for the 3rd time in 4 minutes.)

807. Dr. Dan exclaims it had been a boring day at the hospital. –-------------------------------0
Definitely not “ER”, maybe Dr. Ross (George Clooney) could get a
job here – less work!

808. The MIB find out where the fleeing man has gone, and send-------------------------------0
one of their best to kill him. He walks the empty halls (this
ain’t a hospital, it’s a burger joint in a vegetarian town!) and
finds the man’s room – he grabs the man’s nose, through the eye
sockets, and pulls really hard. Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.
(Check out the man’s walk – looks like his legs are both
prosthetics, have you ever seen knees bend like that?)

809. A nurse walks in on the MIB and screams! Unlike most-------------------------------2
horror films, our MIB leaves her alone and walks out. He is
chased by Dr. Dan but makes it to his car where in the style of
Vietnamese Buddhists, lights himself on fire. Talk, about your
baptisms!

810. Dr. Dan at hospital talks to ex-wife and argues he can’t-------------------------------0
take the kids tonight due to the 2 deaths. His wife is mad
(but aren’t they always?). He notices the mask the fleeing
man had been holding onto.

811. Sunday the 24th – Dr. Dan meets the fleeing man’s daughter –-------------------------------0
gotta love that dress!

812. Wednesday the 27th – Dr. Dan goes to lab assistant, Teddy,-------------------------------0
and wants her to perform special tests on the MIB’s body.
He flirts with her and gets his way!

813. Friday the 29th – Dr Dan drinks his sorrows away in a bar,-------------------------------0
expresses his dislike for cartoons and we see the 4th silver
shamrock commercial. (I needed a drink too by this 4th ad!)

814. We meet the daughter, Ellie, who visits the bar and thanks-------------------------------0
DR. Dan for his attendance. She asks him questions and he
shows great concern for her deceased father. How boring
must this town be if the doctors get this concerned over
each dead body?

815. Ellie and Dr. Dan go to Ellie’s father’s store where they-------------------------------0
see the Silver Shamrock masks and her father’s diary of his
every movement (talk about anal!).

816. Dr. Dan chats with his ex-wife about his trip to the Silver-------------------------------0
Shamrock factory, which she’s mad about (how dare her be
upset that he’s a bad father who abandons his kids). This is
increasing the weirdnesss of the town, for not only do
doctors care about the deceased but they take time off of
work everytime somebody dies, so as to get to know them
better too!. We see the 5th commercial.

817. Ellie and Dr. Dan go to Santa Mira, where the factory is-------------------------------0
located and he reads out of the AAA guide book about the
history of the town.

818. They enter the town and they are stared at by everyone.-------------------------------0
They decide to get gas and ask for help.

819. Dr. Dan lets Ellie get the room while he sneaks off to-------------------------------0
discover if her dad stayed at this motel. On the way back
to meet up with Ellie, he is almost hit by a mobile home
which happens to have a Silver Shamrock salesman in it.
Their kid immediately disembarks on his bike and gives his
own mom “the finger.” What a kid – a chip off the Stone
Cold.

820. Ellie and Dan settle into their room and give each other-------------------------------1
the 3 o’clock flash!

821. Curfew goes into effect around the town, 6pm no less. Is-------------------------------0
this daylight savings time?

822. Dr. Dan goes snooping around time, being tracked by black-------------------------------0
and white cameras, and meets up with a homeless man a tinge
bitter about being unemployed.

823. The bitter man eventually meets up with the MIB and they-------------------------------0
decapitate him. Gotta love that cheese whiz.

824. Ellie meets up with another visitor at the hotel, a bitter-------------------------------0
woman named Marge who’s pissed off about her delayed
shipment.

825. Ellie finishes her shower and immediately decides that a-------------------------------0
sheet off the bed is the best way to dry herself off – hey,
ever heard of a bath towel?

826. Dr. Dan chats with lab assistant Teddy and she tells him-------------------------------0
the autopsy on the ashes of the Buddhist MIB is nothing but
car parts.

827. Dr. Dan and Elie make love and listen to the radio as the-------------------------------0
Silver Shamrock commercial airs for the 6th time. She
claims she’s older than she looks. So that means she’s 14?

828. Marge decides to play with a new token she’s found. If you-------------------------------1
even feel squeamish while she sticks a pin into this
electrical token, you must know what its like to shove a
fork into an outlet! Guess what? She gets zapped by a blue
light (via K-Mart?) and soon as her body rapidly decomposes,
crickets leave her body.

829. Paramedics arrive at the hotel and take the cricket woman-------------------------------0
away. They refuse Dr. Dan’s help but conveniently talk loud
enough to let Dan know the death with just “a misfire.”

830. Ellie and Dr. Dan chat about the “misfire,” I think they-------------------------------0
really want to discuss Dan’s premature sexual habits.

831. Saturday the 30th – Dr. Dan calls up Teddy and finds out-------------------------------0
that the car had no indications of a body. She chooses to
investigate the Colonel (leader of the town).

832. Ellie and Dr. Dan go to the factory and inquire about her -------------------------------0
father’s shipment. They end up on a tour of the facility
with the Salesman and his family.

833. We see how the famous masks are made – reminds me of the-------------------------------0
scene from “Ghost” involving the clay!

834. Dr. Dan notices all the guards as they reach the room for-------------------------------0
“Final Processing.” How is that the room for “processing”
first just involves adding “this and that” but later we find
out “this and that” means “volatile chemicals.” Talk about
Orwell’s double speak.

835. Ellie sees her father’s car and runs towards it. Just then-------------------------------0
the Green Bay Packers offensive line interferes. Ooh, I
think she’ll be stopped for a loss.

836. Ellie and Dr. Dan go back to the hotel where they decide to-------------------------------0
get help and then they split up, but not before we see the
commercial air for the 7th time. The phones don’t seem to
work either – hey, wasn’t this the year of the break-up of
AT&T?

837. Dr. Dan escapes the MIB as they attack his hotel, but he-------------------------------0
has lost Ellie and can’t find her.

838. Dr. Dan gives up on all phone calls and go to the Silver-------------------------------0
Shamrock factory to find Ellie.

839. Dan goes thru a few empty rooms and meets up with a-------------------------------0
mechanical gypsy woman. All these empty rooms bear a
striking resemblance to Halloween 7.

840. Dan meets up with a MIB and fights him off by pulling out-------------------------------0
his wires. He ultimately loses the war though when the bad
guys gang up on him.

841. Sunday the 31st – Dr. Dan is brought to the “final-------------------------------0
processing” area where he is met by lots of robotic people.

842. We enter the large warehouse where that Stonehenge rock is-------------------------------0
placed. Tests are done on it. “Nurse, I need 5,000 lbs. Of
methyl-alcohol, STAT!”

843. Colonel explains the rock’s presence (Can you smell what-------------------------------0
the Rock is cooking?) and how even particles from it are
energy. Dr. Dan sees Ellie all bound up – he’s gotta feel
bubbly watching her be submissive.

844. Dan watches as the salesman’s family is put into a waiting-------------------------------0
room and the Colonel sets his trap in motion.

845. The ad airs for the 8th time as the kid puts his mask on.-------------------------------1
He begins to quickly die as the mask is rotting his face
away. Bugs escapes from the mask and soon snakes too. The
mother dies of a heart attack, and the father is bitten by
the rattlesnake.

846. The ad is on for the 8th time as now it runs on televisions-------------------------------0
everywhere.

847. Teddy tries to call for Dr. Dan, but the MIB finds her-------------------------------0
instead. She gets drilled by this man, literally.

848. Dr. Dan is tied up and the Colonel tells him of the history-------------------------------1
of Halloween and its Celtic legends.

849. On the TV is a scene from Halloween 1 as Dr. Dan tries to-------------------------------0
escape.

850. Dr. Dan does escape and for good measure tosses his mask-------------------------------0
onto the video camera. Colonel discusses the inevitable
television ratings as Dr. Dan escapes through air vents.

851. Dr. Dan makes it to a phone and calls his ex-wife for-------------------------------0
help. After the way he’s treated her through the film, does
anyone think she’d be of help?

852. Dan frees Ellie and ends up in the warehouse with the-------------------------------0
intent to stop the madness.

853. Dr. Dan, knowing little about computers, starts to press-------------------------------0
buttons on the computers and this begins to wreck the
commercial as it airs. The computer short circuit and kill
all the bad guys.

854. The stone is filled with energy and zaps the Colonel into-------------------------------0
oblivion. The place is burnt to the ground.

855. Ellie and Dan drive home and on the radio, the ad airs for-------------------------------0
the 10th time. She turns on him and attacks.

856. Dan ends up at everyone’s favorite gas station where he-------------------------------0
calls the tv companies to discontinue airing the ad. It
keeps airing and he freaks, expecting all kids to die.

857. “Stop it!”---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2