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 Sometimes I think moviemakers deliberately try to make movies as bad as they possibly can in an effort to overshoot the point of utter unwatchability and land their product into masterpiece territory (as illustrated by the diagram on the right).  Usually these bastards don't take that path far enough and instead end up with a real stinker. So is "Jack Frost 2" among these misconceived movies? Well, it has a homicidal snowman who comes back to life via a freak coffee cup accident, murders people on a tropical island, and eventually gives birth to a bunch of little, lethal snowballs which are severely allergic to banana daiquiris! Yep, it's as ridiculous as it sounds, but at least it's amusingly ridiculous, even more so than its predecessor. Its cheezy energy and corny, off-the-wall humor help make the movie fairly watchable. The bottom line: Watch "Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman" only if you want to see something with no intentions of being good in the traditional sense (and also to say you've actually seen a snowman kill girls on a balmy beach). |
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** NOTE: The more dots on the domino, the higher the rating. 12 is the highest rating while no dots is the abyssmal worst. ** |
    
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