Mad Vendor Excerpts!


This MadVendor guy is insane! Read the excerpts from the bottom up to behold the madness!

JodysFoot: so long, DD,Marz,Morningside...
SamanthaJeanBeverly: BYE YOU TWO!
morningsidecemetery whispers to jmor.
jmor: We lost Marz.... Houston to Marzprobe.
jmor: Bye, Morningside!
jmor: Take care DD!
SamanthaJeanBeverly: LoL
jmor whispers to morningsidecemetery.
petemeister: lol
D_D_Tea: Take care, everyone
D_D_Tea: Wow, I'm a hero...LOL
morningsidecemetery whispers to jmor.
SamanthaJeanBeverly whispers to morningsidecemetery.
morningsidecemetery: GO D_D_Tea!
morningsidecemetery whispers to samanthajeanbeverly.
D_D_Tea: Yeah! That's what you get for bullying people around!
** D_D_Tea blows MadVendor's vending cart away with a bazooka! **
SamanthaJeanBeverly whispers to morningsidecemetery.
morningsidecemetery: I'm gonna sign off till tonight everyone... Keep it real.
SamanthaJeanBeverly whispers to petemeister.
morningsidecemetery whispers to jmor.
petemeister whispers to jmor.
JodysFoot: he'll throw those at you too
petemeister: sounds a little nuts if you ask me
JodysFoot whispers to petemeister.
jmor: lol
JodysFoot: that's what kind of guy he is!
jmor whispers to jodysfoot.
petemeister whispers to jodysfoot.
JodysFoot: he tried to sell me a (gun)cotton candy and a Chipwich made out of chipmunks
petemeister: lol
petemeister: lol
JodysFoot: he also likes to beat up D-D-Tea for some reason
petemeister: lol
JodysFoot whispers to jmor.
JodysFoot whispers to jmor.
jmor: Mad Vendor is some clown hitting people with a shopping cart! lol
petemeister: who is madvendor?
jmor whispers to oh.
petemeister: what areyall up too
JodysFoot: watch out for the Mad Vendor!
JodysFoot: hello

JodysFoot whispers to jmor.
jmor: lol, Foot!
JodysFoot: I thought the MadVendor finished DDT off yesterday
jmor whispers to jodysfoot.
JodysFoot: D_D_Tea's here?
JodysFoot: It's hard to run when you're just a foot. I have to hop away from the Tall Man instead
jmor: So, madhatter and teatime, who ARE you guys? Why come to our chatroom to screw around?
JodysFoot whispers to jmor.
jmor: lol jackitty!
jmor whispers to jodysfoot.
jmor whispers to jodysfoot.
jackitty1: I'm gonna change my handle to ...Reggie's Bald Spot
jmor: Mad Vendor, watch it, dude! Don't know who you're messing with.
MadVendor: RRRRR!
jmor whispers to jackitty1.
MadVendor: RRRRR!
jmor whispers to jackitty1.
** MadVendor shoves the cart toward jmor but misses by an inch! **
jackitty1: Hey Jody's foot....don't you get tired of running from the Tall Man all the time?
jackitty1 whispers to jmor.
JodysFoot whispers to jmor.
jmor whispers to jackitty1.
JodysFoot: Oops
JodysFoot whispers to thanks.
jmor whispers to jodysfoot.
jackitty1 whispers to jmor.
JodysFoot: He tried to sell me a Chipwich and (gun)cotton candy earlier
jmor: Jody!!!!
JodysFoot: I don't know
jmor: Hey, madhatter! Hey teatime!
jmor whispers to jackitty.
jackitty1: Why is the mad vendor so mad?????
jmor: What talk, jackitty?
jmor whispers to jackitty1.
jackitty1: Whats all this talk about P 1999???
jackitty1: Hey Jmor...how ya doing over there.....
jmor: Hey, Jackitty!
jackitty1: I hope Mad Vendor washes his hands after using the facilities......
MadVendor: Would you like fries with that, sir?
jmor: I wanted to TALK with him!
jmor: Dang... Did JodysFoot REALLY leave again?!
jmor: Hey, guys!
jackitty1: I'm hungry now.....
** MadVendor throws a tofu dog, cabbage, onions and a mustard bottle at jackitty1! **
jackitty1: I like slaw on my tofu dogs too...........
jackitty1: make me one with onion -&- mustard......
D_D_Tea: Yeah
jackitty1: Got any tofu dogs back there?
jackitty1: Peanuts are a good source of protein.....
** D_D_Tea steals the hot dog stand! **
D_D_Tea: Is this hot dog stand yours?
D_D_Tea: Hey Vendor!
jackitty1: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
MadVendor: RRRRR!
jackitty1: Wuz up yall.....who's who here?
** MadVendor throws peanuts at jackitty! **
jackitty1: hey yall..................
MadVendor: RRROOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!
** MadVendor tries to pour mollasses all over phantasm_boy but misses because he's not really here! **
** JodysFoot decides to vamoose! **
JodysFoot: Geez! I'm outta here!
** MadVendor takes a cigarette lighter and ignites the (gun)cotton candy! **
MadVendor: Yes.
JodysFoot: Is it made out of guncotton?
MadVendor: LOL, I have some cotton candy...Want some?
JodysFoot: No thanks. Probably made out of chipmunks...LOL
MadVendor: Would you like a Chipwich?
MadVendor: We're the Chipmunks...Alvin, Thimon, Simadore...Do do do-do-do-doo!
** MadVendor sings We're the Chipmunks **
JodysFoot: Hey, what's your damage, Vendor?
** MadVendor throws popcorn all over Jodysfoot! **
JodysFoot: tek1017??
tek1017: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo

SamanthaJeanBeverly: Yes LoL
D_D_Tea: Aren't chat rooms supposed to be safe?
D_D_Tea: Please don't, I'm in a fragile state right now
scrimshot: Tea, you all right? How many beers am I holding up? LOL
SamanthaJeanBeverly: lOl
D_D_Tea: UGH!
SamanthaJeanBeverly: I should start throwing thing at you LOL
SamanthaJeanBeverly: Oh thats messed!
scrimshot: out! Sorry
** MadVendor laughs! **
scrimshot: ...
** MadVendor pokes D_D_Tea's eyes out **
scrimshot: LOL
SamanthaJeanBeverly: Where is Pete?
scrimshot: Mad, you better quit B/4 you poke someones eye put! LOL
SamanthaJeanBeverly: and I throw it right back! LoL
MadVendor: MadVendor throws a hotdog at D_D_Tea and connects!
** MadVendor throws a hotdog at D_D_Tea but misses and hits SamanthaJeanBeverly! **
scrimshot: Hey, where's Pete? I thought he would have shown up by now. Hmmmmm....
SamanthaJeanBeverly: LoL!
D_D_Tea: Keep him away from me!
D_D_Tea: Damn!!
SamanthaJeanBeverly: What do you have against Tea?
MadVendor: RRROOOAAARRR!!
SamanthaJeanBeverly: Yes Please!
** MadVendor drenches D_D_Tea with Pepsi One! **
scrimshot: Mad, identify yourself!
D_D_Tea: I'm dizzy
SamanthaJeanBeverly: Are you ok? LoL
scrimshot: How many martinis can you see?
SamanthaJeanBeverly: Yea call him in! LoL
scrimshot: Tea, you all right? LOL
D_D_Tea: Help me please...
scrimshot: I think it's time Mad met my friend badass! LOL
SamanthaJeanBeverly: LoL!
** MadVendor laughs as D_D_Tea loses consciousness! **
** MadVendor bashes D_D_Tea in the head with the tray! **
SamanthaJeanBeverly: LOL
D_D_Tea: Quit it...
D_D_Tea: OUCH!!
SamanthaJeanBeverly: LoL!
** MadVendor throws peanuts at D_D_Tea! **
SamanthaJeanBeverly: hELLO
SamanthaJeanBeverly: I throw them back at Mad Vendor LoL
D_D_Tea: Hello
scrimshot: Mad!!!! Keep your peanut bags to yourself! LOL
SamanthaJeanBeverly: That Sucks I hope the other one stays in good condition scrimshot: So, now we're down to 1! I thought damn! We've had the worst luck with them!
** MadVendor throws peanut bag at SamanthaJeanBeverly! **
SamanthaJeanBeverly: WHAT! Whats wrong with it?
** MadVendor throws peanut bag at scrimshot! **


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