BUM FLUFF AND HIS BUDDIES


This is a hilarious excerpt recorded from the old Worm Hole chat room, which now gets some very colorful visitors. When you have characters named Bum Fluff, MrShitty and B.i.t.c.h., all kinds of zany stuff is bound to happen!



MrShitty: queen is such a fucking retard she cant use a dictionary, the nazi hand books another thing though

sidious: do you have my phone number momma

sqooooosh: soz Dsel (for successful living)

queenofsheba: HI CHRIS ITS ME CARLA

sqooooosh: NRG u know me hunny Jason,K_u_l_B.

MrShitty: ahahahahaahaha

GUEDO_HACKSIS: Guten Morgan QUEEN SLUT FEATURES!!!

Bum Fluff: Sidious and the dragqueen are both shagging a goat right now she will kill it for fun later

MrShitty: come on queen go faster

sidious: carla could you put me through to sexy momma

NRGirl: OH HEY!!! *HUGS* how are you!?? @ Jay

queenofsheba: WHO DOES SEXY MOMMA ASK FOR WHEN SHE RINGS WILL YOU RING HER

Bum Fluff: she can't to busy shagging the goat

sqooooosh: 27/m/London/...........oh fuck that's rank@BumFluff

MrShitty: queen is nazi scum

MrShitty: queen is nazi scum

sidious: yes i have bum fluff it's between my legs and won't stop bleating

queenofsheba: HI ITS SEXY M MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN SO I'M ON ME MATES

GUEDO_HACKSIS: SIDIOUS are you her SS man??? Because she is secretly wanting to use you to get to Hitlers body, she humps dead things, don't trust her.

NRGirl: hmmmmm... i will be RIGHT back...

sidious: hello do you have my phone nimber

sqooooosh: NRG see u l8er

: oh... I'm sorry..

Bum Fluff: thats my mates you american low life fish licking twat

queenofsheba: YES GOTTA GO BYE ***

Tommy Girl: HI EVERYONE I'M BACK!

sidious: hello do you have my phone nimber

NRGirl: back!

GUEDO_HACKSIS: PHONE NIMBER??? Is that German for I'm a fucking loser who can't spell???

queenofsheba: YES GOTTA GO

sqooooosh: Bum Fluff you are a festering pus sore onthe Bum of humanity..No doubts.. lowest ebb of the gene pool *fucking gross*

Tommy Girl: HI EVERYONE I'M BACK!

: I'm first. I'm really sorry.

: Hello TOmmy

sqooooosh: helloTG WB 2 happyland

sidious: momma are you there

--BabyDoll--: *lol*

sqooooosh: DDDDDDDDdddddddddddd.......8-)

Bum Fluff: sidious she doesn't need to its in the phone book under a 0900 number

--BabyDoll--: ???

I'm korean and I'm can't speak English very well.

: daniella who are you meeting tonight

: daniella who are you meeting tonight

sqooooosh: nuttin jus like troublin u 8-))

Bum Fluff: well at least im not from america

NRGirl: *eating breakfast*

--BabyDoll--: sqooooooosh

Twiggi: Bum fluff talk to sugerbum

sidious: what are you on about

GUEDO_HACKSIS: BUM FLUFF I thought it was under NAZI SCUM WHO FUCK SHEEP AND THEN KILL THEM AFTER SEX?!?!?! My mistake, I must have been ringing his mum.

--BabyDoll--: why g?

queenofsheba: SIDIOUS, WHO DO I ASK FOR WHEN I PHONE U, FROM SEXY MOMMA.

Tommy Girl: BABYDOLL, I HOPE YOU ARE NOT PLANING TO STAY 'CAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING!

--BabyDoll--: u knew that i rold u ages ago

--BabyDoll--: told

Bum Fluff: GUEDO he couldn't she was shagging hitler

Twiggi: Bum fluff suger bum is sitting next to you!

sqooooosh: *expands to fill the room before imploding into a tinyball with a sqoooshing noise* *SHIT I h8 it when th@ happens*

--BabyDoll--: TOMMY GIRL - PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SWEARING U STUPID FUCKIN BITCH

: jus wonderin........is it jason then

GUEDO_HACKSIS: QUEEN Maybe you should ask for Hyendrich Himmler, I heard his father keeps him in the closet to fuck when he's Randy, maybe he knows where Hitler is!~!!!

Bum Fluff: fuck off babyDoll

--BabyDoll--: Guedo - need a favour!!!!!!!!! *begs*

Tommy Girl: GUEDO_HACKSIS, THAT IS FUNNY

--BabyDoll--: yeh g it is.....u ok?

NRGirl: *LOL @ Jay*

sidious: before i tell you do you know when to ring me

--BabyDoll--: GUEDO - THIS ONES A TOTAL BITCH...

GUEDO_HACKSIS: BABY DOLL What would that be?!?!?!?!

sidious: before i tell you do you know when to ring me sexy momma

sqooooosh: BUM FLUFF do you REALLY want MORE -&- MORE??

--BabyDoll--: J............u like this girl? *grrr*

--BabyDoll--: Tommy Girl.....

sqooooosh: NRG *s* don't u just hate it when that happens?

GUEDO_HACKSIS: BABY DOLL but she is so fun to toy with The Shitty Pooh Bum Wees guy is gone.

: LOTUS JASON

sqooooosh: what girl???

Bum Fluff: SHE KNOWS WHERE HITLER IS BECAUSE SHE IS GIVING HIM A BLOWJOB NOW (JUST DUG HIM UP) (SO SHE COULD BURY THE GOAT)

B.i.t.c.h: Bum fluff what a pofi name is that

--BabyDoll--: I know its not a network......so......please....

Niteman: Hi babydoll how are you today?

--BabyDoll--: yeh well.......

NRGirl: Jay: oh, that i do! *L* So, where have you BEEN lately?

: Hello,Is anyone there?

--BabyDoll--: Neil!! *hugz* heya

--BabyDoll--: Grant....?

Tommy Girl: BABYDOLL, KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH TO YOURSELF OR I SWEAR I'LL FUCKING SLAP YOU AND FUCKING MAKE YOU WISH YOU DID COME HERE, SLUT ASS BITCH

--BabyDoll--: *yawns*

GUEDO_HACKSIS: TOMMY GRRL do you remember MIKEY MILITARY??? Because I know he has fucked you up once or twice before hasen't he???

Niteman: I'm at the libaray get mail to print .

: no it's not d......i don't want you chatting to any blokes apart from me *slams on the handcuffs*

B.i.t.c.h: Sorry Bum fluff it's a very nice name realy (*****)

sqooooosh: NRG been to Saudi Arabia since i spoke u last properly

--BabyDoll--: I DO COME HERE, ALL THE TIME. AND THESE PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS AND I NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG TO YOU AND U CONTINUE TO PICK ON ME

Bum Fluff: Tommy Girl she can't keep her mouth away from anything

: sorry, sorry very sorry.

--BabyDoll--: HO

NRGirl: jay: REALLY!?! wow... what a trip! what was it like?

sidious: sexy momma are you there

Niteman: babydoll hug to her an you have fun at work?

GUEDO_HACKSIS: TOMMY GRRRL I think I hear your mother calling, she needs her pussy whipped, now go get some little grrrl!!!

--BabyDoll--: Bum Fluff./.....I'm sorry to hear of ur loss.....its ok.......u can find anutha sheep to fuck....

: if u can't obey me then maybe we shouldn't see eachother

Bum Fluff: sidious i don't know how slow you are but she has gone

sqooooosh: TommyGirl don't do that huh? u -&- BabyD would get on if u spoke.. I remember u Alex

: yo what's up

--BabyDoll--: Neil - no, people keep tryin to hurt me. *whispers* they dont know its a chatroom!!

: *thinks he should stop being vicious and realise what he could have if he's nice*

sidious: sexy momma are you there

sqooooosh: NRG Hot, no alcohol, no women, lots money, lots sand, camels

sidious: sexy momma are you there

sidious: sexy momma are you there

--BabyDoll--: JASON - HER AND HER MATE CAME IN DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AND ID NEVER MET THEM AND ALL THEY DO IS SHOUT AND SWEAR AT ME

Bum Fluff: NO YOU TWAT

Niteman: alright Guedo give to her man!!!

: Bum, fluff. Where are your nation?

GUEDO_HACKSIS: she should be off now.......

sqooooosh: NRG but it's cos Camels are weaker than Marlboro

B.i.t.c.h: Baby doll go back to the streets

NRGirl: *LOL @ Jay* hmmmm... well... what a summary! did you have a good time though?

sqooooosh: NRG but it's ok imean

Bum Fluff: Guedo are you still here

--BabyDoll--: THank you guedo./...

: hehe...

--BabyDoll--: BITCH - no

sqooooosh: Alex why d'ya do that @BabyD??

Tommy Girl: FUCK YOU BUM FLUFF, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU SO KEEP YOU FUCKING BUSINESS TO YOURSELF AND STOP KISSING BABYDOLL'S ASS, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE BITCH

GUEDO_HACKSIS: BUM FLUFF I was just sending a present to Tommy Grrrl, yeah I'm back now

--BabyDoll--: Grant........call u later?

NRGirl: Jay: well of course they are weaker than Marlboror... *L*

GUEDO_HACKSIS: DAMN.....gotta try another one.......

sqooooosh: NRG in fact I did cos there's bikini parties at the Western compounds

sidious: i was asking cuase she didn't answer my question you nobber

NRGirl: Be Back Soon...

Niteman: don't be hurt babydoll I will make sure you ok lease try.

--BabyDoll--: Her names Alex?

--BabyDoll--: Well...

NRGirl: Jay: but you said no women! *L*

GUEDO_HACKSIS: TOMMY GRRRL you have about 10 seconds until something nasty arrives so FUCK OFF!!!

Bum Fluff: Tommy Girl i was on your side babyDoll is a no good dirty whore who like it up the arse from animals

NRGirl: anyways... be right back

sqooooosh: TommyG is this really u?? have u ever actually spoken to D??

B.i.t.c.h: Well done Bum Fluff

B.i.t.c.h: Well done Bum Fluff

sqooooosh: BUM FLUFF *GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* FUCK YOU you need to be careful

GUEDO_HACKSIS: BUM FLUFF now I backed you up with the Nazi Scum so be nice to Baby Doll......

: please.

sidious: Bum fluf fucks chickens

sidious: Bum fluf fucks chickens

sidious: Bum fluf fucks chickens

sidious: Bum fluf fucks chickens

sidious: Bum fluf fucks chickens

sidious: Bum fluf fucks chickens

sidious: Bum fluf fucks chickens

Bum Fluff: who is she

sqooooosh: NRG not day 2 day..only w/end parties *sigh*

Tommy Girl: BABYDOLL, YOU KNOW YOU STARTED THIS WITH ME SO DON'T ACT LIKE AN ANGEL. I WOULD NOT HAVE TALKED TO YOU IF YOU DIDN'T TALK TO ME.

--BabyDoll--: No she hasnt, i never met her before, hey came in as Caramel and Chocolate and just started shouting thier mouths off.....her mate doesnt come anymore

GUEDO_HACKSIS: SIDIOUS are you jealous, because flooding is the act of a jealous man.

Bum Fluff: : sidious

B.i.t.c.h: Tommy Girl dont put friends down in this place

sidious: yes chicken fucker

GUEDO_HACKSIS: TOMMY GRRRL good bye!!! Can't you see no one likes you???

--BabyDoll--: Tommy i dont act. I dont deliberately start fights.

Bum Fluff: sidious you like to shag the goats that THEDRAGQUEEN kills for fun

sqooooosh: Guedo jus a sec

: hello everyone~

sidious: don't worry tommy girl don't worry

sqooooosh: BITCH other handles?? pls?

sidious: you are a major, major ass hole

Tommy Girl: GUEDO_HACKSIS, SINCE I CAME HERE, I DID SAY ONE BAD THING TO YOU SO FUCK-OFF

Niteman: please stop cat fight.

Bum Fluff: yes tommy girl you should worry you have just made an enemy you silly smelly whore

: I want talking with anybody

Tommy Girl: YES BABYDOLL, I ASKED ONE QUESTION AND YOU STARTED HAVING ATTITUDE WITH ME.

GUEDO_HACKSIS: TOMMY GRRRL not this month but I am MIKEY 19 LITRE DOLBY SUDA COCO RAY GUN MILITARY remember me, haven't been her for about 6 months but I still hate you!!!

Bum Fluff: thats because nobody likes you

sidious: you are not funny bum fluff

NRGirl: *shivers*

--BabyDoll--: TOMMY U NEVER ASKED ME ANYTHING

sqooooosh: her name is Alex D

B.i.t.c.h: WE LIKE CAT FIGHTS SO FUCK OFF ALL YOUI BITHCHES AND HORS

: I'm not american so can't speak English.

Bum Fluff: no but your mum is

sidious: you probably don't know her

sidious: you probably don't know her

sqooooosh: her name is Daniella Alex

Tommy Girl: WHO ARE YOU?

sqooooosh: BITCH Butt out

: WHAT I AM IS WHAT I AM, YOU WHAT YOU ARE OR WHAT

--BabyDoll--: And even if you did if i had of just said 'yes' im pretty damn sure you would have flown off the handle anyway. Just to look good in front of ur friend.

: sorry, very sorry.

GUEDO_HACKSIS: NONAME Selemat Pagi??? Apar kabar???

sqooooosh: Hi Mikey I remember you

NRGirl: Guedo: OUCH! she must have really done something bad to you if you still hate her!

sidious: i think there's some tension here

Bum Fluff: everybody knows her she was in free willy as a stunt double

--BabyDoll--: Jason please drop it.

Niteman: hi nrgirl have been here all night.

GUEDO_HACKSIS: MIKEY MILITARY friends with JADE and MORGAN MOON, POWERTRIP.....

B.i.t.c.h: Year stunt double to the back of the truck

GUEDO_HACKSIS: SQOOOOSH hello who did you used to be???

sqooooosh: Mikey what did she do?

NRGirl: sidious: hmmmm... very BIG tension is my guess... how are you?

Layla: Hey, guys, sorry, my computer died

sqooooosh: K_u_l_B. Mikey

NRGirl: Niteman: do i know you?? why have you been here all night?

Bum Fluff: shame you didn't

sqooooosh: kD

: JASON YOUR A FLASH CUNT........I LIKE IT

GUEDO_HACKSIS: SQOOOSH she did what she is doing now, causing shit

girl4u: Hey.....

: Do you need anybody, I want somebody to talking

: SORRY ABOUT DESCRIBING YOU WITH THE WORD USAGE CUNT

GUEDO_HACKSIS: SQOOOOSH Oh right, you remember me because Fluffy and I fought huh??? hehhe

Bum Fluff: Sidious has gone quiet

B.i.t.c.h: She's always cousing shit

sqooooosh: *L@G* who u callin cunt? *s*

: I'm sorry. my name is sorry.

sqooooosh: Mikey,no not for that reason..*s*

girl4u: wanna chat with me

--BabyDoll--: yep.......

Niteman: well I was here unit 2am last night I saw you come on

sqooooosh: S'ayyt

GUEDO_HACKSIS: BUM FLUFF it is the point of climax, his mother is under the table blowing him

B.i.t.c.h: Sidious has gone back to his bondage games

Bum Fluff: girl4u stop looking for business

GUEDO_HACKSIS: Hello SORRY......

sqooooosh: Mikey OH ok mayb she changed she used to be cool with SLIM -&- FLUFS -&- Me

: girl hety

NRGirl: Niteman: did i ever talk to you under some other name? were you the person with the handle NoName?

Layla: Is anyone lost and alone out there and needs some comfort?

Dapper_Don: girl4u i spoke to you about a year ago didn't I........your from ohio right

GUEDO_HACKSIS: SQOOOSH she's obviously changed

girl4u: ****

: Do you american?

GUEDO_HACKSIS: SORRY nope Australian'

--BabyDoll--: no neil u werent!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhyTwatIsSuchAnAmazingWord: no one eva wants to talk to me about PokeMonsss...8-(

: :)

Bum Fluff: girl4u there are no women who will pay more than $5 for you

--BabyDoll--: I guess shes gone........

GUEDO_HACKSIS: Gotta run and smoke and go to bed.....bye all ****gone*****

: ahh.. Austalian?

girl4u: no i think it was someones else im from from Florida

Bum Fluff: bye

Bum Fluff: bye

--BabyDoll--: In the last two months, that girl has come in and screamed at me for no reason i have tried being nice to her in the past jason she never stays for longer than half an hour anyway.

Niteman: no I was my hanle last nite talk to Tracy last nite you come on when I went to sleep.

Dapper_Don: sorry i meant to say florida, so how are you doing

WhyTwatIsSuchAnAmazingWord: D at least she talked a lil bit

Dapper_Don: i have been to florida

: bye, guedo!!

NRGirl: Niteman: yeah, i saw you, but i was just wondering if you ever used the handle noname... but okay! Guess not! How are you?

girl4u: Im fine, how are you

Dapper_Don: i stayed on international drive.......near the orange conference centre

: Florida?

Niteman: she like fight you babydoll I guiess?

WhyTwatIsSuchAnAmazingWord: BYE BUM FLUFF WE'LL MISS you...

Bum Fluff: just give her a slap!!!

NRGirl: brb...

Layla: Me too- Disney World when I was 4

sqooooosh: yeh she like fight u cos u give good ........

chaos69_mayhem69: im back

sqooooosh: fight

sqooooosh: NRG u in -&- out 2day

Layla: Bum fluff....lovely name.

sqooooosh: Wb chaos

Niteman: I'm great ot sleep finely now back at it again.

--BabyDoll--: yes neil she does. and i dont know why.

girl4u: when ???? did you liked it?

--BabyDoll--: *lol* careful where u tread

sqooooosh: so ...nearly 10 years ago then Layla??

: hey everybody byebye. I'm go home

chaos69_mayhem69: thanks sqooooosh

Niteman: hi choas how are you this mouning?

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