**MadVendor throws a box of LIFE at Mikey!** Hey Mikey, get a LIFE! Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, if you want to buy any Pop Rocks, soda, or Viagra from me, I ain't selling ya any. America hasn't recovered from that incident with you blowing up from drinking soda with PopRocks, and I haven't recovered from seeing you blow up your schlong by taking too much Viagra.

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To Mikey....
sissy Panty waist
visited from

...offers the thumb he was sucking on...it's not bad.

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Mikey
visited from The Life cereal commercial

Anyone got anything to eat??? I'm hungry!

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As I rev up the good ol' chainsaw......
Lumberjack formerly known as Keebler Elf formerly known as the Wicked Witch of the West formerly known as Nerd formerly known as
visited from

That's it. It's time for me to take my fate as a man and to hell with my old life.....gasp.......I have been made into a sissy, and therefor must live my life as a sissy. All the extra weight comes off...and it's coming off now.....rev rev.....I'm hacking....I'm slicing.....and I'm wacking away the remains of my entirely too long name. The Lumberjack formerly known as the Keebler Elf formerly known as Wicked Witch of the West formerly known as Nerd formerly known as Paul Moadib formerly known as Insulin Injector formerly known as prince shall hence be known as sissy....No wait, I didn't mean that!!! Hmmm....actually, I kinda like it. YEAH! I'm a sissy panty waist now! Panty Waist with a capital P....rev rev.....oh Christ! Some one kill me again......cries like a baby.

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After spell checking the last post
Tall Man's Kin
visited from The Defied Dimension

I read that damn story of suzanne's today. I can't belive the tall man would turn out to be so kind. Too much like hellraiser 3 making pinhead into separate entities. That and "wes craven's a new nightmare." When the bad turn into good after 4 episodes and all the while killing hundreds of people - then we found out this is all of a sudden motivated by another force, then it turns the phantasm movies in to the WWF! Come on suzanne. That story was strictly porn and romance. A unique view but definately not in tune with the prior 4 films. Try again!

My website can be found at:

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Tall Man's Kin
visited from The Defied Dimension

I read that damn story of suzanne's today. I can't belive the tall man would turn out to be so kind. Too much like hellraiser 3 making pinhead into separate entities. That and "we craven's a new nightmare." When the bad good after 4 episodes and killing hundreds of people is all of a sudden motivated by another force, then it turns the phntasm movies in to the WWF! Come on suzanne. That story was strictly porn and romance. A unique view but definately not in tune with the prior 4 films. Try again!

My website can be found at:

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Peas!
MadVendor
visited from

Ah, yes. Time for peas, and what fine peas they are! **MadVendor tests the peas by flicking a couple of them** Ah! They have the excellent aerodynamics needed to flick them over long distances. I am satisfied, Escort, and thus we have a truce...

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Peace Treaty
Jolly Blue Giant
visited from Land of Blueberries

How come no one ever sends me to peace conferences?

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To MadVendor...
The White Escort
visited from

Mr Vendor, That's a fair offer. We've already sent out our good friend, the green giant, to pick some for tou. Hows that sound?

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MadVendor
visited from

Well, I'm pissed off about my wares melting like the Wicked Witch of the West. You want peace, Escort? Tell ya what, bring me some PEAS. That's right, peas for peace! **MadVendor throws a roasted Pet Rock.** The ball's in your court. What will it be?

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Peace Sells, Is Anyone Buying??
Talking Oven
visited from

Uh hello? I'm still in quite a lot of pain...A truce between White Escort and our guys? Difficult proposition, but I suppose it's worth a try. Whoever sent that quasar was definitely a genocidal maniac and must be destroyed!

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Ugly stick
visited from

....just cries......

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ZingerZapper
visited from Pannonia

In the words of the alien from "ID4" -- No Peace!

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To Ghost Deer...
The White Escort
visited from

Please, I want to apologize on behalf of my alliance. Perhaps you can make peace with Ms. Casey and we can all negotiate a truce.

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The White Escort
visited from

Greetings again! I see after the Quasar was dropped by ZingerZapper, I still remain intact along with my new flux capacitor and giga meter. Perhaps we all now have a common enemy and maybe we can join forces...

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Bigdick Rambone
visited from

Truth is, I don't like licking them either because when that pubic hair gets stuck between your teeth, it's pure agony trying to get your head back up.

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Sandworm
visited from

Well, if it isn't the stick that doesn't get enough attention. I can't eat Ms. Casey (or you, for that matter) anymore so you'll have to get her yourself. Sorry, but in case you failed to noticed, she nearly destroyed us all and probably beat Short Man into submission. It's sad enough that all this had to happen, but did you have to make it an even sadder place by flooding this pestbook with frowning faces? Huh? Hmmm?

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Ugly stick
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:( :( :(

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Ugly stick
visited from

You see me now, pleople?

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Ugly stick
visited from
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

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Lick...
Keebler Elf formerly known as Wicked Witch of the West formerly known as Nerd formerly known as Paul Moadib formerly known as Insulin Injector formerly known as prince
visited from

I think the question should be, do we want to? We can get sluts unlike Casey to do it.....besides.....makes my breathe stink.

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Bigdick Rambone
visited from

Y'all failed to answer my question. Can anyone lick their own balls??? huh? Better answer soon...

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Dead Sock
visited from

I came across a filleted guppy / Right before I met a dead puppy / There was once a time when I could talk / When my master slipped me on his c___ / Now my soleful eyes gleam in the sun / Knowing that death isn't very fun! / Thanks a million whoever you are / When you wiped us out with that quasar...

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The Screaming Spatula
visited from kitchen drawer

I LOVE THE ELVES. STOP BASHING THEM. AND TO OUR BELOVED GHOST DEER, HAVE U HAD ENOUGH YET, OR DO I NEED TO PUT ANOTHER WHOPPING ON YOU.

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Toasted Trash Can
visited from

I feel so empty. My live-in friend Oscar the Grouch was burned alive when someone decided to kill us all. The rotten egg smell of his wispy green fur burning in the white-hot flames was just horrible. Horrible beyond words. All I have left is a few of his ashes. Have I been reincarnated as a crematory urn? I want to be something else, but I realize I can't and I am stuck here as a lonely trash can, bereft of the wonderful waste that people once donated to fill my heart.

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The humanity
Keebler Elf formerly known as Wicked Witch of the West formerly known as Nerd formerly known as Paul Moadib formerly known as Insulin Injector formerly known as prince
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-note to self- Self, now I remembered what I was going to say. When I die, don't let me reincarnate as a keebler elf...please don't let me.....what was that? Ah Sh*t...kill me again....kill me again. PLEASE! Let me reincarnate into a....into a...republican....anything...you can make me gay, I don't care...I just want to fit into my super hero costume again!........-cries like a baby-

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Zinger Zapper
visited from Pannonia

Damn those Keebler elves, the took my porridge again!

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MadVendor (/w GladVendor and SadVendor)
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SadVendor: BOO HOO, my wares have been destroyed? Why?? (sniff sniff) WHY??!!! I just wanted to sell things and make people happy, at least happier than me... **MadVendor throws a roasted rock at SadVendor!** MadVendor: Quit yer crying. Times are tough for everyone here. I can't throw my wares at people anymore because they're all destroyed like yours. My livelihood has been reduced to throwing debris at dying people. **GladVendor dances in great jubliation and flashes a blinding white smile** GladVendor: Joy! The sun is shining so bright and things can only get better. **MadVendor throws the cremated remains of Sandworm at GladVendor!** MadVendor: Shaddup and suffer like the rest of us, Pollyanna. Life's a bitch and then you fry. Remember that.

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I'm melting.....melting......
Wicked Witch of the West formerly known as Nerd formerly known as Paul Moadib formerly known as Insulin Injector formerly known as prince
visited from

What a world what world......who would have thought an ugly little girl like Casey could destroy my beautiful wickedness....on I'm going.....I'm going..... OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....-note to self- Self, make note to self later about what this self note is. Cool.....let me get back to dieing now....what was that? Yeah, I know the uniform sucked....leave me BE, I'm a dieing man!!!!

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MadVendor
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Damn, it looks like Hiroshima & Nagasaki out here. Thanks loads, Zingerzapper or whoever the hell is responsible for this! Worse of all, my f***ing vending cart is now a puddle of molten steel and charred snack treats. **MadVendor tries to throw a soda can at a crumbled building but it's fused to the rest of the cart** Damn it, I can't throw any of my wares at anyone anymore. How am I supposed to vent my wealth of anger? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! **MadVendor disappears into the post apocalyptic world, subconsciously searching for new wares as he runs on a rampage**

Help, I'm very badly burned...
The Talking Oven
visited from

I saw Ms. Casey send the quasar to destroy us all...Well, almost all of us. I'm still functioning, but I'm very badly burned and quite in a lot of pain...If anyone can hear me, please take pity on a 4th degree burn victim.

It's time now.
The Short Man on 4th Street
visited from

It seems I have been defeated, and not by a balding lad with a four barreled cookie crumbler, no..I have been beaten by a greater force: Susanne Casey. And to her I offer a sincere apology as I was the first to begin sarcastic postings and along with the help of others, they have gone from fun to totally ludicrous... Susanne, forgive me.--The Short Man

Lassie
visited from

Screw Timmy, it's my day off.

Zinger Zapper
visited from Pannonia

It is I who dropped the quasar on everyone. I am the great Zinger Zapper. And the next time one single Keebler Elf appears on this book, I'll have to lay the smacketh down on y'all. If you smell what the Zinger is zapping.

Happy, happy, joy, joy!
Sandworm
visited from

Horray! I'm free! The passing quasar has liberated me from my life of perpetual hunger. As God is my witness, I will never go hungry again! Yippee!

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JodysFoot
visited from

Well sh*t, it looks like someone actually implored the quasar to wipe everybody out. It's a good thing Mike and Timmy the retarded kid already killed me. Thanks a lot, Sandworm. Did you have to instigate all that crazy stuff about the quasar? Any other ghosts lurking around here? It's kind of boring when everything has been totally destroyed.

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