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 "Sorority House Massacre II" is a touching story of five young women who must cope with death. Who am I kidding? It's about five voluptuous girls who meet a creepy, overweight--and seemingly indestructible--neighbor named Orville Ketchum (played by himself?) and then mess with a Ouija board...Before you know it, they run around in their underwear as they're being stalked. It's pretty funny to see Ketchum waddling like a duck toward the girls while they're trembling in fear. Perhaps just as funny is how this ditzy film attempts to weave a complex plot by inserting a detective (a dead-ringer for the wrestler Dean Malenko) who tries to solve the murder case started by the first Sorority House Massacre. Of course, it ends up leaving a whole bunch of loose ends and unanswered questions at the end. This is a really cheesy movie, but at least there's plenty of cheesecake to go along with the cheese. |
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** NOTE: The more dots on the domino, the higher the rating. 11 or 12 dots is considered to be excellent. One or no dots means you're much better off fast-forwarding the movie rather than playing it. ** |
    
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