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 Inept depravity has a name, and it is "Savage Vengeance". The beginning alone should prove this. For some reason, a pretty redhead is reading a book by a waterfall until four guys come over to gang-rape her, and they somehow manage to do this without even removing or unzipping her jeans first! She eventually gets her revenge on these idiots, and they make this unbelievably easy for her. The same thing happens again later with a couple rednecks (one resembles a chubby-stage Elvis while the other one looks like Randy Quaid from "Vacation"). These bumbling bumpkins also let her live, and this later results in an aggressively awful horror scene where the creepy Elvis lookalike trips unconvincingly to the ground and just screams until the woman gets close enough to saw his skull in half (well, a plastic head and wig in half actually). Meanwhile, all of this is shot with a video camera, and the whole thing looks like a cheap porno flick minus the nudity. If you've guessed that the acting is as bad as the script, then you're absolutely right, and it's literally bad enough to make the rape scenes look funny rather than genuinely disturbing. Strangely enough, the soundtrack manages to be even worse than anything else in the movie, and it actually makes the fourth-rate music from "Manos: The Hands of Fate" sound like Mozart in comparison. Simply put, "Savage Vengeance" is among the worst movies ever made; if you find it somewhere, then you better beware. |
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**NOTE: The more dots on the domino, the higher the rating. 12 dots means the movie is "da bomb" while no dots indicates it's just a plain old bomb to be avoided at all costs.** |
    
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