Thor needs Thorazine! STAT!

Here are a couple of messages from megalomaniac rocker Jon-Mikl Thor, the "greatest heay metal singer in the world" who has brought us movies such as "Zombie Nightmare" and "Rock 'N Roll Nightmare." Now there's going to be "Rock 'N Roll Nightmare 2." How many nightmares is this guy going to give us? Oops, I've made fun of him. I guess he's going to kick sand in my face now...>:)



ROCK ''N''N ROLL NIGHTMARE is truly te goriest,most disturbing movie ever made! I stared in and wrote the screen play and music for this true masterpiece! I selected the best special effcts team in the world to create theese fantastic fx! Everybody who makes fun of my movie is just jelous 'cause they know I'm the most beautiful man alive! I'm also the greatest actor in the world too! REMEMBER, I'M A MUSCLE MAN AND IF YOU MAKE FUN OF MY MOVIE I'LL KICK SAND IN YOUR FACE AND THEN KICK YOUR ASS!

THOR!

I wrote the screenplay for and stared inthe goriest,most disturbing film ever made! I am the greatest heay metal singer! The greatest actor! I really have talent! Don't you wish you could be like me? I am the toughest,sexiest man ever! Watch for the blood soaked sequel to the greatest movie ever made! ROCK ''N'' ROLL NIGHTMARE 2-STRAIGHT FROM HELL!

THOR!

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