902. With the jeep running low on gas, the woman stops at a gas station to refuel.---------------------------------0
Aaaah, a strange-looking, retarded-sounding attendant pops out from nowhere to
fill the tank! Scary, but which is scarier? The attendant or the price of gasoline?
The attendant has a problem with the credit card and asks the woman to resolve it
over the phone.

903. When the woman picks up the phone, no one is on the other end of the line.-----------------------------------1
While the creepy attendant gets misunderstood, the woman throws the phone
through the window and escapes through the broken glass. (There! Try to dial
f***ing 10-10-321 now!) She quickly gets in the jeep and speeds away.
The attendant, surprisingly good-natured about the broken window and phone,
tries to warn her about someone hiding in the back seat.

904. Yep, no doubt about it. She has a garden-variety axe murderer in the back seat.------------------------------0
The woman tries to make like a tree and leave but ends up getting stumped trying to escape.

905. Back at the radio station, Sasha gets another caller. This time the topic is fellatio.------------------------------0
Sasha gives some words of wisdom: "Get away from the volcano when it's going to erupt."
Other words of wisdom from WWF: "Suck it!"

906. Parker tells the urban legend about a classroom massacre and then tries to-------------------------------------0
validate it with a wild conspiracy theory. Parker fits solidly in the
"doomed jerks" category: obnoxious types who invariably get murdered in horror flicks.

907. Brenda (Noxzema girl) and her troubled red-headed friend Natalie run up to--------------------------------------0
a "haunted" building where, according to legend, the dead can be resurrected
by saying "Bloody Mary" five times. Brenda tries it. "Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse..."
No resurrections, but she does end up summoning a wiseass frathouse boy instead.

908. Natalie goes back to her dorm and bumps into a creepy-looking janitor on the way.-----------------------------0

909. While Natalie's roommate is sapping the one-eyed pink soldier----------------------------------------------0
(having sexual intercourse), Natalie turns on the lights. Oopsie!

910. Professor Wexler (Freddie!) delivers a lecture about urban legends, and Brenda---------------------------------2
becomes part of an in-class demonstration. Wexler offers her some
Pop Rocks and soda. Brenda refuses because of the story about Mikey--the LIFE cereal kid--
exploding from that supposedly lethal combination. Wexler disproves it.
(No, it was the Oscar Meyer weiner kid!) Damon, the class clown, volunteers to
eat the Pop Rocks and wash it down with soda. He stages a dramatic but phony death.
Ha ha ha, remind me to laugh when you really die...

911. Reese, the rent-a-cop, hands out papers about Michelle Mancini getting decapitated.--------------------------0

912. Students sit around watching the news about the Mancini getting killed.---------------------------------------0
Damon sparks a poignant moment by saying she gave "great head."

913. Natalie discovers lithium prescribed to her Gothic roomie Toth.------------------------------------------------0
Natalie & Toth get into a small squabble over the phone line.

914. Damon takes Natalie out into the woods, just the perfect place to give her------------------------------------0
a nice hunk of wood! Damon toys with her emotions to get some. No sale.
Damon gets out of the car to pee (or to wank the wizard), a fatal mistake
since the killer appears right out of the woodwork and hangs him.

915. Natalie gets tired of waiting in the car and tries to figure out what happened-----------------------------1
to Damon. She bumps into the killer and promptly gets back in the car.
The killer tries to install a sunroof on the car by hacking through the top.
Suddenly, Damon dangles in front of the windshield! Natalie drives away, not aware
that the rope was tied to the car. (Reminds me of the dog being tied to the bumper
from National Lampoon's Vacation! "Poor little guy, probably kept up with you
for a mile or so...")

916. While Reese watches TV, Natalie tells her about Damon getting killed.--------------------------------------0
Reese doesn't believe it.

917. Parker tried to convince Natalie that Damon faked the whole hanging.----------------------------------------0
Natalie doesn't buy it and thinks the Damon murder was inspired by an urban legend
as was the Mancini case.

918. Natalie visits the campus library. She hears some scary noises.-----------------------------------------------0
It's Sasha, who is checking out "Kama Sutra." Natalie takes a volume
out of the urban legend encyclopedia. Maybe it has the urban legend
about masturbation causing blindness and dementia.

919. While Wednesday Addams's long lost sister Toth is on-line at a Gothic chat room,---------------------------------0
Natalie finds out that Damon Brooks is the last person to check out the encyclopedia.
Hmmmm...

920. The killer pays Toth a visit and kills her while Natalie goes to bed,-------------------------------------------1
believing that the struggling is just some Gothic sexual escapade.

921. Natalie wakes up only to find out that Toth was actually murdered.----------------------------------------------1
She finds a rather Mansonesque message in blood on the wall. It says "Some Pig."
(Oh wait a minute, that was the scene from "Charolette's Web." Sorry for the confusion.)

922. In the dean's office, Natalie tells the dean about Toth's death. The dean tells her that-------------------------0
a morbid suicide note was discovered at the scene and that Toth was manic-depressive.

923. Paul, the campus journalist, tries to interview Natalie about Michelle Mancini----------------------------------0
and asks why Natalie never said anything of her past relationship with Mancini.

924. Paul tries to look up the urban legend about the classroom massacre------------------------------------------------0
in the encyclopedia but finds out that a volume is missing from the set.
The mysterious janitor pops out and tells them to check Professor Wexler's office...

925. Paul and Natalie break into Prof. Wexler's office and find an axe--------------------------------------------------0
and a very familiar-looking coat. The professor hides behind a door
and surprises the couple. Uh oh...

926. Paul and Natalie get some heat from the dean over breaking into-------------------------------------------------0
Professor Wexler's office and then accusing him of murder. The dean also reveals
that Natalie has been a bad girl charged with wreckless endangerment in the past.

927. Paul gets on Natalie's ass about the wreckless endangerment charge,------------------------------------0
but Natalie doesn't want to discuss it.

928. From an upstairs window, Natalie watches Brenda swim while a figure in a----------------------------------------0
very familiar-looking coat walks by the pool. Natalie tries to warn Brenda,
and smashes the window with a chair! Wow! Wreckless endangerment AND vandalism?!
Natalie has been a bad girl! The figure turns out to be just a harmless-looking girl.
Now why was she wearing a coat like that near the swimming pool?

929. Natalie tells Brenda about her wreckless endangerment charge.-------------------------------------------------0
A flashback is required and we see Mancini accidentally causing another
driver to lose control of his car and die. Brenda says that Natalie is taking the
whole ordeal too hard and needs to relax at her upcoming party.

930. Paul finds an article of the classroom massacre and links Wexler to the crime.------------------------------------0

931. The dean goes to his car in the parking garage. Reese nearly gives--------------------------------------------1
the dean a coronary and warns him that Damon Brooks is missing. The dean
retorts by saying Damon is probably just riding the skin bus with another guy
or even an animal in a cabin somewhere. When Reese leaves, the killer slashes
the dean from behind! The dean crawls away bleeding everywhere. As he frantically
crawls away to the tire spikes, the killer releases the parking brake of the
dean's car. Thus begins the Not-So-Grand Prix between a man and his car!
The dean is desperately crawling for the exit. If he gets past the spikes, then he
wins the championship. The car is gaining on him. The dean is almost past the spikes.
The car is really picking up momentum. The dean is hovering over the spikes.
The car runs over the dean and impales him on the spikes! The car wins! Oh, the humanity!

932. At the party, Parker feeds his dog alcohol through a funnel.-------------------------------------------------0
Paul tells Natalie about Wexler and the massacre while a nerd tries to impress Sasha
with his infinite knowledge of screaming. Man, where are Ogre and the rest of the
Alpha Betas when you need them? ("NERDS!!!")

933. Reese goes into Wexler's office and slips on a puddle of blood. Whoops!-----------------------------------------0

934. Back to the party. Paul asks Parker to end the party because of the------------------------------------------1
killer at large. Parker calls Paul a mediocre writer and a murderer.
Ouch! Sasha tells Parker that she is going up to the radio station. Phone call for
Parker. It's the killer, who directs Parker to the kitchen where his dog
has been microwaved. Uh, does anyone want a hot dog? To add injury to insult,
the killer funnels liquid Drano down Parker's throat. Was that an urban legend
or just irony?

935. Sasha gives secondhand advice on a new sexual position but gets interrupted---------------------------------------0
by the killer. Natalie and the nerd overhear this on the radio. The nerd discounts
it as a mere performance by Sasha, but Natalie doesn't buy it and runs to get some help.

936. While running away from the killer, Sasha flips over the rail and-----------------------------------------------0
dangles on the edge. The killer catches up and tries to chop off Sasha's hands!
Sasha lets go and falls 20' or so to freedom. Well, at least the concrete
broke her fall...Sasha shows her tenacity by getting up from the fall and then running
to the elevator.

937. Sasha pushes 3 and ends up back where she started. Natalie could only--------------------------------------0
watch the killer chop Sasha up into 69 pieces with the axe. Evidently, the killer
doesn't think that broads belong in broadcasting!

938. Natalie finds Paul and tries to call the cops, but none of the phones----------------------------------------------0
work on campus. Brenda shows up and joins Paul & Natalie.

939. Reese goes to the radio station and finds Sasha's body. On the brighter-----------------------------------------0
side of things, at least she doesn't slide on any blood puddles this time.

940. Paul goes to the gas station to use the phone while Brenda & Natalie-------------------------------------------0
find Wexler's corpse in the back of the jeep. While running away, Natalie does some
snappy hitchhiking and gets picked up by the creepy janitor! The janitor notices Natalie
shivering and insists that she put on the coat (which looks exactly like
the one belonging to the killer). She tries to get out but the door won't open
from the inside. The jeep shows up again and runs Natalie & the janitor
off the road. The janitor is dead, yet Natalie emerges without a scratch!

941. Natalie runs back on campus and hears screaming from one of the buildings.----------------------------------------0
She climbs through a window and finds bodies everywhere!

942. Natalie finds Brenda lying on the bed playing 'possum. Without warning,-----------------------------------------0
Brenda smacks Natalie and renders her unconscious. As Natalie wakes up,
Brenda reveals that she is, in fact, the killer and why she became one. (Can excessive
use of Noxzema trigger psychotic behavior? Find out on 60 Minutes!)

943. Brenda decides to remove Natalie's kidney, but Natalie manages-----------------------------------------------0
to bite Brenda's finger to delay the surgery. "Ouch! Stupid bitch!" (Smack!)
Brenda exposes Natalie's belly (too bad she didn't expose her more thoroughly)
and cuts her with the scalpel.

944. Reese shows up and tries to stop Brenda. However, Brenda slashes Reese----------------------------------------0
and takes her gun. Before she can shoot Natalie, Paul tries to trick Brenda
out of shooting Natalie. No sale. Fortunately, Reese carries a spare gun
and fires it at Brenda. In the midst of all this chaos, Natalie recovers
the other gun and blasts Brenda out of a window. Brenda falls down several stories
and out of plain sight! (A little note from forensics: People do NOT fly back
when they're shot. Instead, they fall forward.)

945. While Natalie and Paul laughingly discuss how their story will get-------------------------------------------------0
twisted over time, Brenda tries to kill them again! (Two nasty falls and
no serious injuries! How do they manage to do that?!) Paul crashes the jeep,
and Brenda flies through the windshield and over the river (and through the woods
to grandma's house).

946. A group of college students talk about the urban legend of Brenda,------------------------------------------------0
Natalie, and Paul. Brenda, now with straight hair, says that they got the story
all wrong and begins to tell them what REALLY happened...THE END.