MADVENDOR> Just watch...
SCRIMSHOT> Alrighty then...
> MADVENDOR puts an old Zinger on the altar... MADVENDOR> reppaZregniZ pu teG
> MADVENDOR laughs as the clouds meet above the old Zinger and send a bolt of
lightning on the old Zinger MADVENDOR> Ha ha ha ha SCRIMSHOT> LOL
SCRIMSHOT> I thought you needed booster cables. LOL
> MADVENDOR laughs some more as the old Zinger pulsates and throbs with life
ZINGERZAPPER> ZingerZapper begins to stir MADVENDOR> It's alive!!
SCRIMSHOT> Cool! Too bad Jody had to miss it
SCRIMSHOT> Hey, what about the Twinkie_Cowboy?
SCRIMSHOT> Where's he. .TwinkieCowboy> HEE HAW! ZINGERZAPPER> I am alive!
.TwinkieCowboy> HOWDY PARTNER! SCRIMSHOT> LOL Howdy!
SCRIMSHOT> 10 bells, Texas time. LOL ZINGERZAPPER> Who dares distur
ZINGERZAPPER> b the kiosk that is My grave?
.MadVendor> Well, it's about time, Twinkie. You missed the resurrection of Zinger Zapper. Not exactly something that happens everyday.
SCRIMSHOT> So, will Zinger Zapper get better with age? SCRIMSHOT> LOL ZINGERZAPPER> I sure hope so.
..MadVendor> Only time will tell... > ZINGERZAPPER Throws ho ho's at Twinkie!
SCRIMSHOT> Hey Mad, do your wares still get better with age?
ZINGERZAPPER> Throws lightening bolts all around. .MadVendor> Uh oh...
.MadVendor> I think I screwed up somewhere...
ZINGERZAPPER> Who dares disturb my slumber? SCRIMSHOT> LOL I think it's pissed
ZINGERZAPPER> Sees Jennifer Aniston and smotes her with his rod!
> .TwinkieCowboy tries to lasso ZingerZapper...
> ZINGERZAPPER sees Courtney Cox and does same! > ZINGERZAPPER Roars loudly!
> .MadVendor blows up a Jennifer Love Hewitt doll...
.MadVendor> But will it fly?
SCRIMSHOT> sits on his ass, eating all of MadVendors wares, and laughs
..MadVendor> A little topheavy.
> ZINGERZAPPER is slowed down by the doll's death.
..MadVendor> Well, there she goes. Hydrogen is pretty good for making things
float away. LOL SCRIMSHOT> supplies the viagra. .MadVendor> LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> love's brain isn't full of enough hot air?
..MadVendor> Hopefully, the lightning storm doesn't hurt Jennifer none. LOL
SCRIMSHOT> LOL SCRIMSHOT> Which Jennifer?
> ZINGERZAPPER feels love is in the air (literally).
..TwinkieCowboy> Y'all reckon I should lasso her down here before something
happens to her? ZINGERZAPPER> Air Viagra! .TwinkieCowboy> LOL
SCRIMSHOT> I recon I should lasso her down. LOL
..TwinkieCowboy> Well, here you go partner. Remember it's all in the wrist...
SCRIMSHOT> LMAO
> .TwinkieCowboy hands Scrimshot the rope. > ZINGERZAPPER Feels the need to fly.
SCRIMSHOT> alright!
..TwinkieCowboy> Hopefully ZingerZapper doesn't accidently hurt her...
SCRIMSHOT> Hey, I wanna fly too, damnit!
> ZINGERZAPPER enjoys the soaring action and begins manuevering towards jen
..MadVendor> What do I look like? A flight attendant? LOL
SCRIMSHOT> I recon I want to lasso the stewardess. LOL
> ZINGERZAPPER hits the call button. Wants another scotch and water.
> .MadVendor throws SCOTCH & WATER at ZingerZapper..MadVendor> There you go. LOL
> ZINGERZAPPER picks the scots ZINGERZAPPER> man off the floor and dusts him off!
SCRIMSHOT> I recon I should lasso Jennifer Love HEwitt
> ZINGERZAPPER sees Neve Campbell in the distance.
..TwinkieCowboy> Yeah, y'all should hurry before ZingerZapper sets off sparks. Oooooweee! > ZINGERZAPPER thinks neve is here to save Jen as the others fight.
SCRIMSHOT> I feel like I've just taken a sex-ed course. After them, don't you
just get that feeling of wanting to f*ck? LOL
SCRIMSHOT> hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!
ZINGERZAPPER> lol. .MadVendor> Puts the chocolate eclair in the glazed doughnut.
ZINGERZAPPER> the mustard is out of the hot dog
> .MadVendor pretends to have an orgasm pastry-fu*king. LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> Got milk?
..TwinkieCowboy> hhhhhhhheeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!!
> ZINGERZAPPER wonders what Jen is doing with her apple ZINGERZAPPER> fritter!
SCRIMSHOT> Hey, you know in those milk ads? That sh*t around those chicks
mouths isn't milk. LOL ..TwinkieCowboy> LOL ZINGERZAPPER> lol
..MadVendor> LOL ..MadVendor> Does that stuff get better with age? LOL
SCRIMSHOT> I bed them all right b/4 they did them LOLOLOL
SCRIMSHOT> It gets worse with age because it crusts up and they have to get it
surgically removed. LOL ..MadVendor> Makes a good epoxy...
ZINGERZAPPER> So that's what is on imogene coca's face! Fyvesh Finkel too, I'd
imagine. ..MadVendor> LOL SCRIMSHOT> lol
> ZINGERZAPPER grabs the rope from Scrimshot. ..MadVendor> Uh oh...
> ZINGERZAPPER calls out to jen SCRIMSHOT> Hey damnit! SCRIMSHOT> That's my rope!
> ZINGERZAPPER begins to twirl the lasso
> ZINGERZAPPER continues to twirl faster and faster
..MadVendor> Do ropes conduct electricity well? We'll find out...
> ZINGERZAPPER lets the rope go > ZINGERZAPPER sees it connect.
> ZINGERZAPPER begins to pull on it. > ZINGERZAPPER enjoys pulling his rope.
..MadVendor> LOL > ZINGERZAPPER feels the friction.
> ZINGERZAPPER almost can see his catch. > ZINGERZAPPER sees it.
SCRIMSHOT> Hey, I hear Mikey from the life cereal commercial screaming. LOL
..MadVendor> snatch! > ZINGERZAPPER has caught pamela lee anderson's implants.
SCRIMSHOT> Viagra does nothing for snatches. LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> damn these are heavy.
> .MadVendor lends his ear to hear an explosion in the distance.
..MadVendor> Yup, Mikey's schlong blew up again. Some people just never learn.
SCRIMSHOT> LMAO
SCRIMSHOT> How'd he get another one? I recon he' wearing a prosthesis in that area. LOL ZINGERZAPPER> i bet he liked it.
> .TwinkieCowboy whips out another rope...
..TwinkieCowboy> Let me show y'all how's it's done...
> ZINGERZAPPER watches with anticipation
> .TwinkieCowboy lassos one of Jennifer Love Hewitt's breastesses...
..TwinkieCowboy> Piece of cake...
ZINGERZAPPER> those things keep getting bigger with each episode of po5.
SCRIMSHOT> Hey, when are you gonna catch Britney Spears?
ZINGERZAPPER> when she hits 18.
SCRIMSHOT> 'cause she told me to hit her one more time. LOL
> .MadVendor watches in horror as a bolt of lightning strikes Jennifer, causing
her to explode like that German blimp sometime ago...
..MadVendor> NO!!!
SCRIMSHOT> Sh*t! When't Jody gonna show up? ..MadVendor> God damn it...
ZINGERZAPPER> Can anyone swing a lasso?
..TwinkieCowboy> Suddenly, my wrist don't feel like workin' anymore...
ZINGERZAPPER> too much fondling the ferrit. ZINGERZAPPER> ferret
..TwinkieCowboy> Watching Jennifer explode just sank my boner to the ground.
SCRIMSHOT> Too much putting the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
..TwinkieCowboy> LOL ZINGERZAPPER> too much grasping the goat.
..TwinkieCowboy> too much groping the giraffe.
SCRIMSHOT> Too much wackin ' your pud
ZINGERZAPPER> too much synchronizing the sea otter
..MadVendor> Too much slurping the snake
SCRIMSHOT> Oh sh*t. Why not just say too much playing with your dick? LOL
..MadVendor> Cleaning the skin bus... SCRIMSHOT> LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> Hey, leave President Nixon out of this. :) SCRIMSHOT> LMAO
SCRIMSHOT> You're dating your right hand too much. LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> Mother thumb and her 4 daughters.
..MadVendor> Too much jossling the juniper.
..TwinkieCowboy> Come on, guys. That's enough.
ZINGERZAPPER> so if "woody" is a name for one's erection, what does that make
woodrow wilson? The President of all erections?
SCRIMSHOT> Yeah, I agree with Twinkie
..MadVendor> Anyone want to play craps? ZINGERZAPPER> I only play to come.
..MadVendor> Well you can work on your wrist with the dice. LOL
> ZINGERZAPPER slaps 100 quid on the table.
..MadVendor> OK, who's wants to roll the dice?
> ZINGERZAPPER prefers to defer to scrimshot.
> .MadVendor throws the dice at scrimshot
..MadVendor> Ok, you're it... MadVendor> Type /ROLL
ZINGERZAPPER> put your money where your goat is. SCRIMSHOT> It's disabled
SCRIMSHOT> Hey, lets go check out other rooms. There's one on bipolar
disorders... ..MadVendor> Fine, I'll do it then.
ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 2/6 5/6 Sum=7 ..MadVendor> I win. Give me your quid.
SCRIMSHOT> Hey, I tried typing /roll, but it said it was disabled in this room
/GROLL(/Roll is now allowed) ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 2/6 Sum=4
..MadVendor> Ok, now try it. SCRIMSHOT> There we go!
ZINGERZAPPER> did I lose already?
..MadVendor> Let's stiffen the stakes a little. If you win, you win a prize. If you lose, ZingerZapper gets to zap you. SCRIMSHOT> Alrighty then!
ZINGERZAPPER> prizes, eh? SCRIMSHOT> Go ahead, roll
SCRIMSHOT> But, what do I get if I win? ..MadVendor> Oh, I'm rolling now?
SCRIMSHOT> Is it my turn? ..MadVendor> All good things to those who wait...
..MadVendor> Yeah, go. ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 1/6 Sum=6
..MadVendor> Roll again, six don't mean sh*t. ZINGERZAPPER> point is 6.
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 3/6 Sum=5 SCRIMSHOT> F*CK!
..MadVendor> You didn't lose yet. ZINGERZAPPER> just don't get 7 or 11 now.
SCRIMSHOT> Do I roll again? ..MadVendor> yes
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 4/6 Sum=9 ..MadVendor> keep going...
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 3/6 Sum=7 ZINGERZAPPER> oooooh!
SCRIMSHOT> AHHHHH FUCK! ..MadVendor> LOL
> ZINGERZAPPER sees madvendor as next roller.
SCRIMSHOT> &&*$F*ck^^$*##Suckit475BITcH&$^%#%Dipsh*t&^$S
..MadVendor> Ok, I'll roll next. SCRIMSHOT> Sorry, I was just mumbling. LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> $100 on point 5.
..MadVendor> I will defend myself by becoming a common contestant.
..MadVendor> LOL ZINGERZAPPER> u swear on alex trebek's grave?
ZINGERZAPPER> ok scrimshot. it happens to everyone.
..MadVendor> Alex Trebek can kiss my ass! LOL
SCRIMSHOT> Alex Trebek? Who's that?
..MadVendor> Time to loosen my wrist. heh heh heh
ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 5/6 6/6 Sum=11
ZINGERZAPPER> do i lose my bet with your 11?
> ZINGERZAPPER belatedly zaps scrimshot with elecrtic current for his poor roll earlier.
..MadVendor> Let's see? I won with that. So that meant I successfully defended
myself as a common contestant, right? ..MadVendor> LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> Scrimshot needs to pray to the almighty brittney spears for
forgiveness. ZINGERZAPPER> u did so defend.
ZINGERZAPPER> $201 says u can't roll an 11 within 4 rolls... MadVendor> Oh yeah?
ZINGERZAPPER> another 11, that is ..MadVendor> Hey, Scrimshot you still alive?
SCRIMSHOT> Yeah. I got kicked off ZINGERZAPPER> bummer.
SCRIMSHOT> Ok, where were we?
SCRIMSHOT> I was on top of jennifer....
> .MadVendor throws the dice at scrimshot ZINGERZAPPER> :)
ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 2/6 2/6 Sum=4
SCRIMSHOT> Ooops, I mean in the game. LOL
ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 2/6 6/6 Sum=8
ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 3/6 6/6 Sum=9
ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 6/6 5/6 Sum=11 ..MadVendor> HA!
> ZINGERZAPPER re-zaps scrimshot based on his earlier loss.
SCRIMSHOT> Ouch! Damnit! LOL ..MadVendor> You taking it out on Scrimshot?
ZINGERZAPPER> madvendor just took $201 of my money!
ZINGERZAPPER> I'd like to take it out on brittney spears or even leelee sobieski.
..MadVendor> OK, you want to give it another try, Scrimshot? SCRIMSHOT> Sure
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 1/6 Sum=3 ..MadVendor> point is 3.
..MadVendor> Make 3 again. ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5
> ZINGERZAPPER puts Bill cinton's reputation on point 3. ZINGERZAPPER> clinton
..MadVendor> Lofty bet. NOT! > ZINGERZAPPER also bets dan quayle's brain
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 4/6 Sum=9 ZINGERZAPPER> still alive there
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 2/6 Sum=7 ..MadVendor> Uh oh.
SCRIMSHOT> Scrimshot lost again?
> ZINGERZAPPER zaps scrimshot with 2 bolts of lightning!
ZINGERZAPPER> zzzzaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
..MadVendor> LOL. He looks like Don King! ..MadVendor> Don King on Viagra!
ZINGERZAPPER> before or after the fbi raided his house yesterday?
SCRIMSHOT> LOL Yeah, I feel like a rottweiler on viagra. LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> don looks like a rotted weiler too!
SCRIMSHOT> I feel like a monkey on prozac during mating season ..MadVendor> LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> hey scrimshot, u everr ead clive barker?
ZINGERZAPPER> ever read ..JodysFoot> Hey! I'm back SCRIMSHOT> HEy JODY! Finally
..JodysFoot> What did I miss?
SCRIMSHOT> YOu missed the resurrection of ZInger Zapper
..MadVendor> We were playing craps too. SCRIMSHOT> The highlight of the party
..JodysFoot> !&(#@#!!(# &*$)!&*)@!&*(&*(#!&*)#^(!!#
SCRIMSHOT> greases the floor with crisco....
ZINGERZAPPER> does jody speak in tongues too?
> .JodysFoot throws dice at MadVendor
ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 6/6 1/6 Sum=7 SCRIMSHOT> LOL SCRIMSHOT> Damn! LOL
..JodysFoot> Oh I won. Now I feel better... ..JodysFoot> LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> beginner's luck
..MadVendor> throws dice back at JodysFoot
SCRIMSHOT> Yeah, well I wasn't so fortunate...ZInger Zapper zapped me twice for
loosing ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 5/6 2/6 Sum=7 ..MadVendor> HA! I WIN TOO!
ZINGERZAPPER> are these dice loaded?
ZINGERZAPPER> hey scrimshotm what ya think? ..JodysFoot> Damn it!
SCRIMSHOT> I think I'm getting the shitty end of the deal
> .JodysFoot throws dice at MadVendor's cart
ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 4/6 2/6 Sum=6 ZINGERZAPPER> point is 6
..MadVendor> Ha, see if you can roll that again!
ZINGERZAPPER> i bet twinkie cowboy's horse, he can't.
ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 1/6 6/6 Sum=7
> .JodysFoot kicks MadVendor's cart in frustration! > ZINGERZAPPER zaps jodysfoot ..JodysFoot> Ha ha... ..MadVendor> So funny I forgot to laugh
> ZINGERZAPPER grabs a 2nd giant lightening bolt and again launches it a
jodysfoot ..JodysFoot> What is this? The death penalty for losing craps? LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> only if this was a tales from the crypt episode... MadVendor> Yeah.
SCRIMSHOT> lol
> ZINGERZAPPER laughs in a high pitched voice (ala cryptkeeper)
..JodysFoot> I think I just got a lobotomy from that...
> .JodysFoot drolls passively at the dice...
ZINGERZAPPER> talk to nurse rachet - she'll fix ya up
> .JodysFoot takes the dice
> .JodysFoot and rolls them between his toes...
ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 3/6 3/6 Sum=6 ..JodysFoot> Where were you last time?!
ZINGERZAPPER> scrimshot, any bet on jody's rolls?
SCRIMSHOT> LOL Can't think of one on the top of my head
ZINGERZAPPER> go for it mr. foot ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 4/6 2/6 Sum=6
..JodysFoot> YAY!! ..JodysFoot> Can I zap you now? ..JodysFoot> LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> nice version of russian roulette, eh? I zap people when they lose
and get zapped when they win.
ZINGERZAPPER> just make sure u aren't bathing when I zap ya
> .JodysFoot gets away from the Crisco and drags himself across the shag carpet over and over...
SCRIMSHOT> Hey, I got an idea. If someone loses, JodysFoot can kick them in the
ass. LOL..JodysFoot> Yeah! YEAH! ..JodysFoot> I like that game! LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> does madvendor agree?
..MadVendor> Yeah. The MadVendor is in. ..MadVendor> Gimme those dice!
ZINGERZAPPER> so be it. who's roll? jody still?
SCRIMSHOT> So....I guess scrimshots out of the game now, huh?
..JodysFoot> You wanna roll them?
SCRIMSHOT> Actually, I should be in critical condition from losing too much. LOL
ZINGERZAPPER> go for it SCRIMSHOT> I'll roll for the hell of it...
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5 ..JodysFoot> Scrimshot! Scrimshot!
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 6/6 Sum=10
ZINGERZAPPER> as the undertaker would say "hell is what you'll get."
SCRIMSHOT> Should I roll again? ZINGERZAPPER> 5 is the point, yes?
..JodysFoot> yeah. ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 1/6 Sum=6
SCRIMSHOT> Now, It's 7 and 11 I have to avoid, right? ..JodysFoot> yup.
ZINGERZAPPER> keep going will u get a 5, 7, or 11.
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 4/6 Sum=8 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 2/6 Sum=4
ZINGERZAPPER> he's rolling everything but the kitchen sink SCRIMSHOT> whoa!
SCRIMSHOT> I don't like this. I'll lose on the next try. I know it...
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 4/6 Sum=8 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 3/6 Sum=9
..JodysFoot> Too bad you didn't roll 8 first. ZINGERZAPPER> 7 good rolls so far
SCRIMSHOT> OK, I'm definitely gonna lose this time. I cannot get that lucky
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 6/6 Sum=11 ZINGERZAPPER> boom!
SCRIMSHOT> Yep! Damnit ZINGERZAPPER> u jinzed yourself ZINGERZAPPER> jinxed SCRIMSHOT> Shut up Zinger! LOL
SCRIMSHOT> You don't have to rub it in
> .JodysFoot looks at Scrimshot's ass and taps it lightly, realizing it looks
like Kentucky Fried Chicken. SCRIMSHOT> LOL ..JodysFoot> Sorry, man...
..JodysFoot> LOL ZINGERZAPPER> gonna go soon
..JodysFoot> Why don't you roll before you leave?
ZINGERZAPPER> only if everyone is ok with that ..MadVendor> Yeah
> ZINGERZAPPER asks for the dice.
..MadVendor> If you lose, I'll throw rancid KFC products at you. SCRIMSHOT> LOL
> .MadVendor throws the dice at Zingerzapper ZINGERZAPPER> ok here we go
ROLL by ZINGERZAPPER> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5 ..MadVendor> Point's 5.
ROLL by ZINGERZAPPER> (2d6) 4/6 6/6 Sum=10
ROLL by ZINGERZAPPER> (2d6) 5/6 1/6 Sum=6
..MadVendor> Hurry up before the fried chicken comes alive. LOL
SCRIMSHOT> Hey MadVendor, do we get your e-mail address?
ROLL by ZINGERZAPPER> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5 ZINGERZAPPER> Winner!
..MadVendor> Tell you what. Roll for it. If ya win, you get my address.
ZINGERZAPPER> as in a seinfeld episode, I'll leave while ahead
SCRIMSHOT> Alright, I think one of you bastards is rigging this game. LOL
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 1/6 Sum=5 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 1/6 Sum=2
SCRIMSHOT> Good enough? ..MadVendor> keep going.
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 5/6 Sum=10 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 1/6 Sum=7
SCRIMSHOT> FUUU***KKKKKKKKK! ZINGERZAPPER> sorry scrimmy
SCRIMSHOT> goddamncocks***ersh*tf*ckd*ckheadbitchassho*e
..MadVendor> One more time? > ZINGERZAPPER sees the sun setting.
SCRIMSHOT> Sorry, I was just mumbling again. LOL
> ZINGERZAPPER bids "adieu" to all. ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 5/6 Sum=11
..MadVendor> Well, lucky you. ZINGERZAPPER> u have no luck
SCRIMSHOT> See ya Zinger. Later man ZINGERZAPPER> adios
ZINGERZAPPER> see ya madvendor. SCRIMSHOT> I know it. I'm so lucky
ZINGERZAPPER> adios twinkie
..TwinkieCowboy> Happy trails.
..MadVendor> Okay, you got 11 on the first roll. so you win. ..MadVendor> bye
ZINGERZAPPER> ciao mr. foot ZINGERZAPPER> - signed off -
..JodysFoot> nighty night SCRIMSHOT> LOL Alrighty then
SCRIMSHOT> I won? SCRIMSHOT> I'm a star! I'm a star! LOL
..MadVendor> For being a good sport (well sort of), I'll give you my e-mail
address. SCRIMSHOT> I'm a bright shining star ..JodysFoot> I'm a bright shining star.HEy ..JodysFoot> LOL SCRIMSHOT> Thanks Mad
..MadVendor> (E-MAIL ADDRESS IS EDITED OUT)
SCRIMSHOT> Thanks. Mine is (E-MAIL ADDRESS EDITED OUT)
..MadVendor> Any one want to win Neve Campbell? LOL
SCRIMSHOT> Hello? Is anyone still alive in here? SCRIMSHOT> MEMEME!
SCRIMSHOT> LOL
..MadVendor> You know what to do. You win, you get her. You lose, I'll do
something BAD. LOL SCRIMSHOT> LOL
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 6/6 Sum=10
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 6/6 Sum=12 SCRIMSHOT> I'm a star! SCRIMSHOT> LOL
..JodysFoot> LOL ..JodysFoot> gotta make that 5 again.
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 5/6 Sum=6 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 4/6 Sum=10
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 3/6 3/6 Sum=6 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 4/6 Sum=10
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 5/6 Sum=6 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 4/6 Sum=5
SCRIMSHOT> YESSSS! SCRIMSHOT> wooooooohhhhooooooooo!
..JodysFoot> Good thing you didn't die from losing earlier. LOL SCRIMSHOT> LOL
> .MadVendor gives Neve to Scrimshot...
SCRIMSHOT> I wanna roll for Britney Spears, so hit me one more time. LOL
..MadVendor> Here ya go. Show her what SCREAMing is all about. LOL
> .MadVendor hits scrimshot once...MadVendor> LOL
SCRIMSHOT> LMAO No problem. Its all taken care of. LOL
SCRIMSHOT> OK, we're rolling for Britney Spears...
SCRIMSHOT> Is that Ok with Mr Vendor and Mr Foot?
..JodysFoot> Hey MadVendor, are you running a white slavery ring now?! LOL
..JodysFoot> Yes ..MadVendor> Go for it. LET IT RIDE!
SCRIMSHOT> By the way, you can call me Mr Shot. LOL
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 1/6 Sum=5 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 2/6 Sum=4
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 4/6 Sum=10 ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 3/6 Sum=4
ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 1/6 Sum=7 SCRIMSHOT> sh*t!
..MadVendor> Let's see. Do I take Neve back? Or do I introduce you to my wares?
..MadVendor> FOOT! You roll for his fate.
SCRIMSHOT> Introduce me to your wares. They get better with age anyways, right? LOL
..JodysFoot> So if I win, does scrimmy get to keep Neve and get introduced to
your wares? ..MadVendor> OK, FINE.
..MadVendor> JodysFoot wins, you get the wares. If he loses, I get Neve back. LOL SCRIMSHOT> Sounds fair. LOL ..MadVendor> Alright, I'm rolling...
..MadVendor> this on camera.. MadVendor> LOL
SCRIMSHOT> Why don't we just flip a coin? Heads--I win. Tails--you lose. Sound fair? ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 5/6 6/6 Sum=11
SCRIMSHOT> Well, that'll work for me, too. LOL
..JodysFoot> OK, Scrim gets to keep Neve but you can introduce him to his wares!
SCRIMSHOT> Oh damn! LOL ..MadVendor> Sure. heh heh heh
..MadVendor> Let's see what I got here... SCRIMSHOT> LOL
..MadVendor> Peanuts...nah, done that.
..MadVendor> Molasses...nope, too predictable... ..MadVendor> Soda, nah...
..MadVendor> AH! I HAVE JUST THE THING!!!
> .MadVendor takes out some Ball Park Franks on Viagra...
SCRIMSHOT> Ok, I don't like where this is going. LOL
..MadVendor> OLD Ball Park Franks on Viagra!
> .MadVendor drops the franks in front of scrimshot!
..MadVendor> Say hello to my little friend!
..JodysFoot> LOL. This ain't Dirk Diggler. LOL SCRIMSHOT> hello and goodbye. LOL
..JodysFoot> LITTLE friend. LOL
> .MadVendor laughs as the franks explode all over scrimshot!
..JodysFoot> LOL..JodysFoot> Did that belong to Mikey?
SCRIMSHOT> You know, it ain't summer until you have your ball park. LOL
..MadVendor> Well, I've got to go now.
> .MadVendor throws some ointment at scrimshot!
SCRIMSHOT> OK Mr Vendor. See ya later.
..MadVendor> Ya better rub that stuff on your ass!
SCRIMSHOT> Why the ointment? LOL ..MadVendor> For fast, effective relief.
SCRIMSHOT> LOL I know, Jennifer's been playing with my cheeks for a long time.
> .MadVendor pushes the cart away into the distance...
..JodysFoot> You got Neve and some ointment. Do you feel like going to
Disneyland? ..JodysFoot> LOL SCRIMSHOT> I feel like a big bright shining star. LOL
..JodysFoot> LOL. ..JodysFoot> I got to go in a minute too. Shared terminal.
SCRIMSHOT> Yeah, I've got to go. Literally. I have to take a massive piss. LOL
..JodysFoot> OK, don't go scuba diving. I'll see you tomorrow or something in
the Phantasm Chat room... ..JodysFoot> room
> .JodysFoot hops away!
SCRIMSHOT> In fact, I think I'm goin' right now. See ya later Jody. Yeah maybe
in the lair, or something SCRIMSHOT> (((((((((signing off)))))))))))
SCRIMSHOT> What do you require for this ritual?