Crisco Party of Five


Well, here's the transcript of most of the Crisco party. It was rather small but definitely crazy! I took a chance by leaving MadVendor in charge of it, but he did a fine job and recorded it for me. Only five different people actually spoke there, so consider it to be a Party of Five. LOL.

SCRIMSHOT> What do you require for this ritual?

MADVENDOR> Just watch...

SCRIMSHOT> Alrighty then...

> MADVENDOR puts an old Zinger on the altar...

MADVENDOR> reppaZregniZ pu teG

> MADVENDOR laughs as the clouds meet above the old Zinger and send a bolt of lightning on the old Zinger

MADVENDOR> Ha ha ha ha

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

SCRIMSHOT> I thought you needed booster cables. LOL

> MADVENDOR laughs some more as the old Zinger pulsates and throbs with life

ZINGERZAPPER> ZingerZapper begins to stir

MADVENDOR> It's alive!!

SCRIMSHOT> Cool! Too bad Jody had to miss it

SCRIMSHOT> Hey, what about the Twinkie_Cowboy?

SCRIMSHOT> Where's he.

.TwinkieCowboy> HEE HAW!

ZINGERZAPPER> I am alive!

.TwinkieCowboy> HOWDY PARTNER!

SCRIMSHOT> LOL Howdy!

SCRIMSHOT> 10 bells, Texas time. LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> Who dares distur

ZINGERZAPPER> b the kiosk that is My grave?

.MadVendor> Well, it's about time, Twinkie. You missed the resurrection of Zinger Zapper. Not exactly something that happens everyday.

SCRIMSHOT> So, will Zinger Zapper get better with age?

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> I sure hope so.

..MadVendor> Only time will tell...

> ZINGERZAPPER Throws ho ho's at Twinkie!

SCRIMSHOT> Hey Mad, do your wares still get better with age?

ZINGERZAPPER> Throws lightening bolts all around.

.MadVendor> Uh oh...

.MadVendor> I think I screwed up somewhere...

ZINGERZAPPER> Who dares disturb my slumber?

SCRIMSHOT> LOL I think it's pissed

ZINGERZAPPER> Sees Jennifer Aniston and smotes her with his rod!

> .TwinkieCowboy tries to lasso ZingerZapper...

> ZINGERZAPPER sees Courtney Cox and does same!

> ZINGERZAPPER Roars loudly!

> .MadVendor blows up a Jennifer Love Hewitt doll...

.MadVendor> But will it fly?

SCRIMSHOT> sits on his ass, eating all of MadVendors wares, and laughs

..MadVendor> A little topheavy.

> ZINGERZAPPER is slowed down by the doll's death.

..MadVendor> Well, there she goes. Hydrogen is pretty good for making things float away. LOL

SCRIMSHOT> supplies the viagra.

.MadVendor> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> love's brain isn't full of enough hot air?

..MadVendor> Hopefully, the lightning storm doesn't hurt Jennifer none. LOL

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

SCRIMSHOT> Which Jennifer?

> ZINGERZAPPER feels love is in the air (literally).

..TwinkieCowboy> Y'all reckon I should lasso her down here before something happens to her?

ZINGERZAPPER> Air Viagra!

.TwinkieCowboy> LOL

SCRIMSHOT> I recon I should lasso her down. LOL

..TwinkieCowboy> Well, here you go partner. Remember it's all in the wrist...

SCRIMSHOT> LMAO

> .TwinkieCowboy hands Scrimshot the rope.

> ZINGERZAPPER Feels the need to fly.

SCRIMSHOT> alright!

..TwinkieCowboy> Hopefully ZingerZapper doesn't accidently hurt her...

SCRIMSHOT> Hey, I wanna fly too, damnit!

> ZINGERZAPPER enjoys the soaring action and begins manuevering towards jen

..MadVendor> What do I look like? A flight attendant? LOL

SCRIMSHOT> I recon I want to lasso the stewardess. LOL

> ZINGERZAPPER hits the call button. Wants another scotch and water.

> .MadVendor throws SCOTCH & WATER at ZingerZapper..MadVendor> There you go. LOL

> ZINGERZAPPER picks the scots

ZINGERZAPPER> man off the floor and dusts him off!

SCRIMSHOT> I recon I should lasso Jennifer Love HEwitt

> ZINGERZAPPER sees Neve Campbell in the distance.

..TwinkieCowboy> Yeah, y'all should hurry before ZingerZapper sets off sparks. Oooooweee!

> ZINGERZAPPER thinks neve is here to save Jen as the others fight.

SCRIMSHOT> I feel like I've just taken a sex-ed course. After them, don't you just get that feeling of wanting to f*ck? LOL

SCRIMSHOT> hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!

ZINGERZAPPER> lol.

.MadVendor> Puts the chocolate eclair in the glazed doughnut.

ZINGERZAPPER> the mustard is out of the hot dog

> .MadVendor pretends to have an orgasm pastry-fu*king. LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> Got milk?

..TwinkieCowboy> hhhhhhhheeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!!

> ZINGERZAPPER wonders what Jen is doing with her apple

ZINGERZAPPER> fritter!

SCRIMSHOT> Hey, you know in those milk ads? That sh*t around those chicks mouths isn't milk. LOL

..TwinkieCowboy> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> lol

..MadVendor> LOL

..MadVendor> Does that stuff get better with age? LOL

SCRIMSHOT> I bed them all right b/4 they did them LOLOLOL

SCRIMSHOT> It gets worse with age because it crusts up and they have to get it surgically removed. LOL

..MadVendor> Makes a good epoxy...

ZINGERZAPPER> So that's what is on imogene coca's face! Fyvesh Finkel too, I'd imagine.

..MadVendor> LOL

SCRIMSHOT> lol

> ZINGERZAPPER grabs the rope from Scrimshot.

..MadVendor> Uh oh...

> ZINGERZAPPER calls out to jen

SCRIMSHOT> Hey damnit!

SCRIMSHOT> That's my rope!

> ZINGERZAPPER begins to twirl the lasso

> ZINGERZAPPER continues to twirl faster and faster

..MadVendor> Do ropes conduct electricity well? We'll find out...

> ZINGERZAPPER lets the rope go

> ZINGERZAPPER sees it connect.

> ZINGERZAPPER begins to pull on it.

> ZINGERZAPPER enjoys pulling his rope.

..MadVendor> LOL

> ZINGERZAPPER feels the friction.

> ZINGERZAPPER almost can see his catch.

> ZINGERZAPPER sees it.

SCRIMSHOT> Hey, I hear Mikey from the life cereal commercial screaming. LOL

..MadVendor> snatch!

> ZINGERZAPPER has caught pamela lee anderson's implants.

SCRIMSHOT> Viagra does nothing for snatches. LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> damn these are heavy.

> .MadVendor lends his ear to hear an explosion in the distance.

..MadVendor> Yup, Mikey's schlong blew up again. Some people just never learn.

SCRIMSHOT> LMAO

SCRIMSHOT> How'd he get another one? I recon he' wearing a prosthesis in that area. LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> i bet he liked it.

> .TwinkieCowboy whips out another rope...

..TwinkieCowboy> Let me show y'all how's it's done...

> ZINGERZAPPER watches with anticipation

> .TwinkieCowboy lassos one of Jennifer Love Hewitt's breastesses...

..TwinkieCowboy> Piece of cake...

ZINGERZAPPER> those things keep getting bigger with each episode of po5.

SCRIMSHOT> Hey, when are you gonna catch Britney Spears?

ZINGERZAPPER> when she hits 18.

SCRIMSHOT> 'cause she told me to hit her one more time. LOL

> .MadVendor watches in horror as a bolt of lightning strikes Jennifer, causing her to explode like that German blimp sometime ago...

..MadVendor> NO!!!

SCRIMSHOT> Sh*t! When't Jody gonna show up?

..MadVendor> God damn it...

ZINGERZAPPER> Can anyone swing a lasso?

..TwinkieCowboy> Suddenly, my wrist don't feel like workin' anymore...

ZINGERZAPPER> too much fondling the ferrit.

ZINGERZAPPER> ferret

..TwinkieCowboy> Watching Jennifer explode just sank my boner to the ground.

SCRIMSHOT> Too much putting the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..TwinkieCowboy> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> too much grasping the goat.

..TwinkieCowboy> too much groping the giraffe.

SCRIMSHOT> Too much wackin ' your pud

ZINGERZAPPER> too much synchronizing the sea otter

..MadVendor> Too much slurping the snake

SCRIMSHOT> Oh sh*t. Why not just say too much playing with your dick? LOL

..MadVendor> Cleaning the skin bus...

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> Hey, leave President Nixon out of this. :)

SCRIMSHOT> LMAO

SCRIMSHOT> You're dating your right hand too much. LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> Mother thumb and her 4 daughters.

..MadVendor> Too much jossling the juniper.

..TwinkieCowboy> Come on, guys. That's enough.

ZINGERZAPPER> so if "woody" is a name for one's erection, what does that make woodrow wilson? The President of all erections?

SCRIMSHOT> Yeah, I agree with Twinkie

..MadVendor> Anyone want to play craps?

ZINGERZAPPER> I only play to come.

..MadVendor> Well you can work on your wrist with the dice. LOL

> ZINGERZAPPER slaps 100 quid on the table.

..MadVendor> OK, who's wants to roll the dice?

> ZINGERZAPPER prefers to defer to scrimshot.

> .MadVendor throws the dice at scrimshot

..MadVendor> Ok, you're it...

MadVendor> Type /ROLL

ZINGERZAPPER> put your money where your goat is.

SCRIMSHOT> It's disabled

SCRIMSHOT> Hey, lets go check out other rooms. There's one on bipolar disorders...

..MadVendor> Fine, I'll do it then.

ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 2/6 5/6 Sum=7

..MadVendor> I win. Give me your quid.

SCRIMSHOT> Hey, I tried typing /roll, but it said it was disabled in this room

/GROLL(/Roll is now allowed)

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 2/6 Sum=4

..MadVendor> Ok, now try it.

SCRIMSHOT> There we go!

ZINGERZAPPER> did I lose already?

..MadVendor> Let's stiffen the stakes a little. If you win, you win a prize. If you lose, ZingerZapper gets to zap you.

SCRIMSHOT> Alrighty then!

ZINGERZAPPER> prizes, eh?

SCRIMSHOT> Go ahead, roll

SCRIMSHOT> But, what do I get if I win?

..MadVendor> Oh, I'm rolling now?

SCRIMSHOT> Is it my turn?

..MadVendor> All good things to those who wait...

..MadVendor> Yeah, go.

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 1/6 Sum=6

..MadVendor> Roll again, six don't mean sh*t.

ZINGERZAPPER> point is 6.

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 3/6 Sum=5

SCRIMSHOT> F*CK!

..MadVendor> You didn't lose yet.

ZINGERZAPPER> just don't get 7 or 11 now.

SCRIMSHOT> Do I roll again?

..MadVendor> yes

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 4/6 Sum=9

..MadVendor> keep going...

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 3/6 Sum=7

ZINGERZAPPER> oooooh!

SCRIMSHOT> AHHHHH FUCK!

..MadVendor> LOL

> ZINGERZAPPER sees madvendor as next roller.

SCRIMSHOT> &&*$F*ck^^$*##Suckit475BITcH&$^%#%Dipsh*t&^$S

..MadVendor> Ok, I'll roll next.

SCRIMSHOT> Sorry, I was just mumbling. LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> $100 on point 5.

..MadVendor> I will defend myself by becoming a common contestant.

..MadVendor> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> u swear on alex trebek's grave?

ZINGERZAPPER> ok scrimshot. it happens to everyone.

..MadVendor> Alex Trebek can kiss my ass! LOL

SCRIMSHOT> Alex Trebek? Who's that?

..MadVendor> Time to loosen my wrist. heh heh heh

ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 5/6 6/6 Sum=11

ZINGERZAPPER> do i lose my bet with your 11?

> ZINGERZAPPER belatedly zaps scrimshot with elecrtic current for his poor roll earlier.

..MadVendor> Let's see? I won with that. So that meant I successfully defended myself as a common contestant, right?

..MadVendor> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> Scrimshot needs to pray to the almighty brittney spears for forgiveness.

ZINGERZAPPER> u did so defend.

ZINGERZAPPER> $201 says u can't roll an 11 within 4 rolls...

MadVendor> Oh yeah?

ZINGERZAPPER> another 11, that is

..MadVendor> Hey, Scrimshot you still alive?

SCRIMSHOT> Yeah. I got kicked off

ZINGERZAPPER> bummer.

SCRIMSHOT> Ok, where were we?

SCRIMSHOT> I was on top of jennifer....

> .MadVendor throws the dice at scrimshot

ZINGERZAPPER> :)

ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 2/6 2/6 Sum=4

SCRIMSHOT> Ooops, I mean in the game. LOL

ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 2/6 6/6 Sum=8

ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 3/6 6/6 Sum=9

ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 6/6 5/6 Sum=11

..MadVendor> HA!

> ZINGERZAPPER re-zaps scrimshot based on his earlier loss.

SCRIMSHOT> Ouch! Damnit! LOL

..MadVendor> You taking it out on Scrimshot?

ZINGERZAPPER> madvendor just took $201 of my money!

ZINGERZAPPER> I'd like to take it out on brittney spears or even leelee sobieski.

..MadVendor> OK, you want to give it another try, Scrimshot?

SCRIMSHOT> Sure

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 1/6 Sum=3

..MadVendor> point is 3.

..MadVendor> Make 3 again.

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5

> ZINGERZAPPER puts Bill cinton's reputation on point 3.

ZINGERZAPPER> clinton

..MadVendor> Lofty bet. NOT!

> ZINGERZAPPER also bets dan quayle's brain

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 4/6 Sum=9

ZINGERZAPPER> still alive there

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 2/6 Sum=7

..MadVendor> Uh oh.

SCRIMSHOT> Scrimshot lost again?

> ZINGERZAPPER zaps scrimshot with 2 bolts of lightning!

ZINGERZAPPER> zzzzaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

..MadVendor> LOL. He looks like Don King!

..MadVendor> Don King on Viagra!

ZINGERZAPPER> before or after the fbi raided his house yesterday?

SCRIMSHOT> LOL Yeah, I feel like a rottweiler on viagra. LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> don looks like a rotted weiler too!

SCRIMSHOT> I feel like a monkey on prozac during mating season

..MadVendor> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> hey scrimshot, u everr ead clive barker?

ZINGERZAPPER> ever read

..JodysFoot> Hey! I'm back

SCRIMSHOT> HEy JODY! Finally

..JodysFoot> What did I miss?

SCRIMSHOT> YOu missed the resurrection of ZInger Zapper

..MadVendor> We were playing craps too.

SCRIMSHOT> The highlight of the party

..JodysFoot> !&(#@#!!(# &*$)!&*)@!&*(&*(#!&*)#^(!!#

SCRIMSHOT> greases the floor with crisco....

ZINGERZAPPER> does jody speak in tongues too?

> .JodysFoot throws dice at MadVendor

ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 6/6 1/6 Sum=7

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

SCRIMSHOT> Damn! LOL

..JodysFoot> Oh I won. Now I feel better...

..JodysFoot> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> beginner's luck

..MadVendor> throws dice back at JodysFoot

SCRIMSHOT> Yeah, well I wasn't so fortunate...ZInger Zapper zapped me twice for loosing

ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 5/6 2/6 Sum=7

..MadVendor> HA! I WIN TOO!

ZINGERZAPPER> are these dice loaded?

ZINGERZAPPER> hey scrimshotm what ya think?

..JodysFoot> Damn it!

SCRIMSHOT> I think I'm getting the shitty end of the deal

> .JodysFoot throws dice at MadVendor's cart

ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 4/6 2/6 Sum=6

ZINGERZAPPER> point is 6

..MadVendor> Ha, see if you can roll that again!

ZINGERZAPPER> i bet twinkie cowboy's horse, he can't.

ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 1/6 6/6 Sum=7

> .JodysFoot kicks MadVendor's cart in frustration!

> ZINGERZAPPER zaps jodysfoot

..JodysFoot> Ha ha...

..MadVendor> So funny I forgot to laugh

> ZINGERZAPPER grabs a 2nd giant lightening bolt and again launches it a jodysfoot

..JodysFoot> What is this? The death penalty for losing craps? LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> only if this was a tales from the crypt episode...

MadVendor> Yeah.

SCRIMSHOT> lol

> ZINGERZAPPER laughs in a high pitched voice (ala cryptkeeper)

..JodysFoot> I think I just got a lobotomy from that...

> .JodysFoot drolls passively at the dice...

ZINGERZAPPER> talk to nurse rachet - she'll fix ya up

> .JodysFoot takes the dice

> .JodysFoot and rolls them between his toes...

ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 3/6 3/6 Sum=6

..JodysFoot> Where were you last time?!

ZINGERZAPPER> scrimshot, any bet on jody's rolls?

SCRIMSHOT> LOL Can't think of one on the top of my head

ZINGERZAPPER> go for it mr. foot

ROLL by .JodysFoot> (2d6) 4/6 2/6 Sum=6

..JodysFoot> YAY!!

..JodysFoot> Can I zap you now?

..JodysFoot> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> nice version of russian roulette, eh? I zap people when they lose and get zapped when they win.

ZINGERZAPPER> just make sure u aren't bathing when I zap ya

> .JodysFoot gets away from the Crisco and drags himself across the shag carpet over and over...

SCRIMSHOT> Hey, I got an idea. If someone loses, JodysFoot can kick them in the ass.

LOL..JodysFoot> Yeah! YEAH!

..JodysFoot> I like that game! LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> does madvendor agree?

..MadVendor> Yeah. The MadVendor is in.

..MadVendor> Gimme those dice!

ZINGERZAPPER> so be it. who's roll? jody still?

SCRIMSHOT> So....I guess scrimshots out of the game now, huh?

..JodysFoot> You wanna roll them?

SCRIMSHOT> Actually, I should be in critical condition from losing too much. LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> go for it

SCRIMSHOT> I'll roll for the hell of it...

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5

..JodysFoot> Scrimshot! Scrimshot!

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 6/6 Sum=10

ZINGERZAPPER> as the undertaker would say "hell is what you'll get."

SCRIMSHOT> Should I roll again?

ZINGERZAPPER> 5 is the point, yes?

..JodysFoot> yeah.

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 1/6 Sum=6

SCRIMSHOT> Now, It's 7 and 11 I have to avoid, right?

..JodysFoot> yup.

ZINGERZAPPER> keep going will u get a 5, 7, or 11.

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 4/6 Sum=8

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 2/6 Sum=4

ZINGERZAPPER> he's rolling everything but the kitchen sink

SCRIMSHOT> whoa!

SCRIMSHOT> I don't like this. I'll lose on the next try. I know it...

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 4/6 Sum=8

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 3/6 Sum=9

..JodysFoot> Too bad you didn't roll 8 first.

ZINGERZAPPER> 7 good rolls so far

SCRIMSHOT> OK, I'm definitely gonna lose this time. I cannot get that lucky

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 6/6 Sum=11

ZINGERZAPPER> boom!

SCRIMSHOT> Yep! Damnit

ZINGERZAPPER> u jinzed yourself

ZINGERZAPPER> jinxed

SCRIMSHOT> Shut up Zinger! LOL

SCRIMSHOT> You don't have to rub it in

> .JodysFoot looks at Scrimshot's ass and taps it lightly, realizing it looks like Kentucky Fried Chicken.

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

..JodysFoot> Sorry, man...

..JodysFoot> LOL

ZINGERZAPPER> gonna go soon

..JodysFoot> Why don't you roll before you leave?

ZINGERZAPPER> only if everyone is ok with that

..MadVendor> Yeah

> ZINGERZAPPER asks for the dice.

..MadVendor> If you lose, I'll throw rancid KFC products at you.

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

> .MadVendor throws the dice at Zingerzapper

ZINGERZAPPER> ok here we go

ROLL by ZINGERZAPPER> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5

..MadVendor> Point's 5.

ROLL by ZINGERZAPPER> (2d6) 4/6 6/6 Sum=10

ROLL by ZINGERZAPPER> (2d6) 5/6 1/6 Sum=6

..MadVendor> Hurry up before the fried chicken comes alive. LOL

SCRIMSHOT> Hey MadVendor, do we get your e-mail address?

ROLL by ZINGERZAPPER> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5

ZINGERZAPPER> Winner!

..MadVendor> Tell you what. Roll for it. If ya win, you get my address.

ZINGERZAPPER> as in a seinfeld episode, I'll leave while ahead

SCRIMSHOT> Alright, I think one of you bastards is rigging this game. LOL

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 1/6 Sum=5

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 1/6 Sum=2

SCRIMSHOT> Good enough?

..MadVendor> keep going.

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 5/6 5/6 Sum=10

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 1/6 Sum=7

SCRIMSHOT> FUUU***KKKKKKKKK!

ZINGERZAPPER> sorry scrimmy

SCRIMSHOT> goddamncocks***ersh*tf*ckd*ckheadbitchassho*e

..MadVendor> One more time?

> ZINGERZAPPER sees the sun setting.

SCRIMSHOT> Sorry, I was just mumbling again. LOL

> ZINGERZAPPER bids "adieu" to all.

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 5/6 Sum=11

..MadVendor> Well, lucky you.

ZINGERZAPPER> u have no luck

SCRIMSHOT> See ya Zinger. Later man

ZINGERZAPPER> adios

ZINGERZAPPER> see ya madvendor.

SCRIMSHOT> I know it. I'm so lucky

ZINGERZAPPER> adios twinkie

..TwinkieCowboy> Happy trails.

..MadVendor> Okay, you got 11 on the first roll. so you win.

..MadVendor> bye

ZINGERZAPPER> ciao mr. foot

ZINGERZAPPER> - signed off -

..JodysFoot> nighty night

SCRIMSHOT> LOL Alrighty then

SCRIMSHOT> I won?

SCRIMSHOT> I'm a star! I'm a star! LOL

..MadVendor> For being a good sport (well sort of), I'll give you my e-mail address.

SCRIMSHOT> I'm a bright shining star

..JodysFoot> I'm a bright shining star.HEy

..JodysFoot> LOL

SCRIMSHOT> Thanks Mad

..MadVendor> (E-MAIL ADDRESS IS EDITED OUT)

SCRIMSHOT> Thanks. Mine is (E-MAIL ADDRESS EDITED OUT)

..MadVendor> Any one want to win Neve Campbell? LOL

SCRIMSHOT> Hello? Is anyone still alive in here?

SCRIMSHOT> MEMEME!

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

..MadVendor> You know what to do. You win, you get her. You lose, I'll do something BAD. LOL

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 3/6 2/6 Sum=5

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 6/6 Sum=10

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 6/6 Sum=12

SCRIMSHOT> I'm a star!

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

..JodysFoot> LOL

..JodysFoot> gotta make that 5 again.

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 5/6 Sum=6

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 4/6 Sum=10

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 3/6 3/6 Sum=6

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 4/6 Sum=10

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 5/6 Sum=6

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 4/6 Sum=5

SCRIMSHOT> YESSSS!

SCRIMSHOT> wooooooohhhhooooooooo!

..JodysFoot> Good thing you didn't die from losing earlier. LOL

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

> .MadVendor gives Neve to Scrimshot...

SCRIMSHOT> I wanna roll for Britney Spears, so hit me one more time. LOL

..MadVendor> Here ya go. Show her what SCREAMing is all about. LOL

> .MadVendor hits scrimshot once...MadVendor> LOL

SCRIMSHOT> LMAO No problem. Its all taken care of. LOL

SCRIMSHOT> OK, we're rolling for Britney Spears...

SCRIMSHOT> Is that Ok with Mr Vendor and Mr Foot?

..JodysFoot> Hey MadVendor, are you running a white slavery ring now?! LOL

..JodysFoot> Yes

..MadVendor> Go for it. LET IT RIDE!

SCRIMSHOT> By the way, you can call me Mr Shot. LOL

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 4/6 1/6 Sum=5

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 2/6 2/6 Sum=4

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 4/6 Sum=10

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 1/6 3/6 Sum=4

ROLL by SCRIMSHOT> (2d6) 6/6 1/6 Sum=7

SCRIMSHOT> sh*t! ..MadVendor> Let's see. Do I take Neve back? Or do I introduce you to my wares?

..MadVendor> FOOT! You roll for his fate.

SCRIMSHOT> Introduce me to your wares. They get better with age anyways, right? LOL

..JodysFoot> So if I win, does scrimmy get to keep Neve and get introduced to your wares?

..MadVendor> OK, FINE.

..MadVendor> JodysFoot wins, you get the wares. If he loses, I get Neve back. LOL

SCRIMSHOT> Sounds fair. LOL

..MadVendor> Alright, I'm rolling...

..MadVendor> this on camera..

MadVendor> LOL

SCRIMSHOT> Why don't we just flip a coin? Heads--I win. Tails--you lose. Sound fair?

ROLL by .MadVendor> (2d6) 5/6 6/6 Sum=11

SCRIMSHOT> Well, that'll work for me, too. LOL

..JodysFoot> OK, Scrim gets to keep Neve but you can introduce him to his wares!

SCRIMSHOT> Oh damn! LOL

..MadVendor> Sure. heh heh heh

..MadVendor> Let's see what I got here...

SCRIMSHOT> LOL

..MadVendor> Peanuts...nah, done that.

..MadVendor> Molasses...nope, too predictable...

..MadVendor> Soda, nah...

..MadVendor> AH! I HAVE JUST THE THING!!!

> .MadVendor takes out some Ball Park Franks on Viagra...

SCRIMSHOT> Ok, I don't like where this is going. LOL

..MadVendor> OLD Ball Park Franks on Viagra!

> .MadVendor drops the franks in front of scrimshot!

..MadVendor> Say hello to my little friend! ..JodysFoot> LOL. This ain't Dirk Diggler. LOL

SCRIMSHOT> hello and goodbye. LOL

..JodysFoot> LITTLE friend. LOL

> .MadVendor laughs as the franks explode all over scrimshot!

..JodysFoot> LOL..JodysFoot> Did that belong to Mikey?

SCRIMSHOT> You know, it ain't summer until you have your ball park. LOL

..MadVendor> Well, I've got to go now.

> .MadVendor throws some ointment at scrimshot!

SCRIMSHOT> OK Mr Vendor. See ya later.

..MadVendor> Ya better rub that stuff on your ass!

SCRIMSHOT> Why the ointment? LOL

..MadVendor> For fast, effective relief.

SCRIMSHOT> LOL I know, Jennifer's been playing with my cheeks for a long time.

> .MadVendor pushes the cart away into the distance...

..JodysFoot> You got Neve and some ointment. Do you feel like going to Disneyland?

..JodysFoot> LOL

SCRIMSHOT> I feel like a big bright shining star. LOL

..JodysFoot> LOL.

..JodysFoot> I got to go in a minute too. Shared terminal.

SCRIMSHOT> Yeah, I've got to go. Literally. I have to take a massive piss. LOL

..JodysFoot> OK, don't go scuba diving. I'll see you tomorrow or something in the Phantasm Chat room...

..JodysFoot> room > .JodysFoot hops away!

SCRIMSHOT> In fact, I think I'm goin' right now. See ya later Jody. Yeah maybe in the lair, or something

SCRIMSHOT> (((((((((signing off)))))))))))

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