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SCENE # SCENE DESCRIPTION NUMBER OF VOTES
1. Tommy & Lady in Lavender makin' hot monkey love in the graveyard.------------------------------0
2. Lady in Lavender stabs Tommy, reveals she's some kind of transsexual by turning into---------------0
3. Reg & Jody chat. Jody wonders alone in the mausoleum. Tall Man gives him the eye.----------------0
4. Mike visits the fortuneteller.-------------------------------------------------------------------------0
5. FLASHBACK: Mike and Jody fixing the 'Cuda. Toby drops by and talks with Jody.----------------0
6. Jody riding a bicycle. Mike is running after him, but Jody gets away! HA!----------------------------0
7. Mike watches the Tall Man lug a coffin into the hearse. Ooof! No sweat!----------------------------0
8. Mike rides away on his motorbike and does a rendition of the Snake Canyon fiasco.----------------1
9. Back to the fortuneteller, who makes a black box appear. Mike sticks his hand---------------------0
10. Jody and Reggie sit on the porch and sing "Sittin' Here At Midnight" during the day!---------------0
11. Jody goes to the bar and hits on the Lady in Lavender. Lady in Lavender is pretty "easy"----------0
12. Jody and Lady in Lavender lying in the graveyard gettin' it on while Mike watches.-----------------0
13. Mike hears gophers in heat (dwarves) and runs like hell. Jody pulls himself out of the---------------0
14. Jody gets bitch-ditched at the graveyard.-----------------------------------------------------------0
15. Mike has nightmares of the Tall Man and the dwarves.---------------------------------------------0
16. Raging alcoholic Jody goes to the bar AGAIN the very next morning and askes the-----------------1
17. Mike does a little undercarriage work on the Cuda and gets stalked by the retarded------------------0
18. Smashing Jody's foot with a hammer, Mike gives Jody a severe case of hammertoe.------------------0
19. Mike checks out the mausoleum, does a little vandalism with the basement window, and--------------0
20. Mike inside the basement. Catches a mannequin head by accidentally bumping into-------------------0
21. Mike wanders into another room, full of coffins. Hides in one of them when the caretaker-------------0
22. Mike's in the hallway and hears the sphere! Turn around, Mike. The Caretaker applies----------------2
23. The Tall Mime chases Mike through the mausoleum but gets his fingers caught in the door.------------0
24. Mike hacks off the Tall Man's fingers and takes one home as a souvenir. The dwarves take----------0
25. Mike sleeping on the stairway with a loaded shotgun. Jody empties the gun and-----------------------0
26. Mike shows Jody the finger (not the middle one). They discuss the Tall Man's------------------------1
27. Mike runs upstairs and opens the box. A giant, red-eyed fly gets out of the box!-----------------------1
28. Jody gives Mike a lecture on firearms. The NRA would be proud, I think...---------------------------0
29. Jody goes through the mausoleum gate and also tresspasses into the basement. Nice music.------------0
30. The robed Oompa-Loompas (dwarves) attack Jody. Jody blows them away with dramatic------------0
31. On the lawn, someone in the hearse spots and follows Jody to the gate. The Cuda stops---------------0
32. Mike and Jody check out the hearse and find Tommy. Jody makes a phone call. Reggie---------------0
33. Back home, the maid nearly gives Reg a coronary. Mike, Jody and Reggie discuss matters-----------0
34. At the antique shop, Mike finds a old photograph of the Tall Man, who moves inside the---------------0
35. On the way home, Reggie hears Tommy trying to break out!-----------------------------------------0
36. Mike goes home with Sally & Susie. They see Reggie's ice cream overturned but no Reggie-----------0
37. Mike returns home and cries. Jody locks Mike in his room and runs off! Houdini has------------------0
38. The Tall Man greets Mike at the door and throws him in the hearse. Mike the escape artist------------0
39. Mike visits the mausoleum again. Finds out that daddy is missing. The Silver Sphere-------------------0
40. Mike, Jody and Reggie find the portal room and a bunch of dwarves pickled inside barrels.-----------0
41. Mike gets sucked into the portal and sees the dwarven dimension.------------------------------------0
42. Room goes dark. Mike, Jody and Reg are suddenly separated. Huh?---------------------------------0
43. Lady in Lavender does some stalking and gasps when Reg touches the portal poles.------------------0
44. Portal sucks nearly everything insight, almost including Reggie. Jody and Mike are--------------------0
45. The whole friggin' funeral parlor teleports. GROOVY BABY!!---------------------------------------0
46. Jody and Mike plot to lure the Tall Man into a deep mining shaft. Mike goes home to-----------------0
47. The Tall Man is waiting for Mike inside the house and chases him everywhere.-------------------------1
48. Mike wakes up. Reggie tells him that he was only dreaming and that Jody died in a--------------------0
49. Mike looks at a picture of Jody and then sees the reflection of the Tall Man in the mirror.--------------2
the Tall Man!
"The funeral service is about to begin, sir!"
Wheeeeeeee!!!
in it. The granddaughter does the "Don't fear" spiel.
and goes out with Jody to the cemetery. Mike, getting nothing tonight, follows them.
Lady in Lavender and follows Mike.
bartender if the Lady in Lavender came back. Meanwhile, Mike wanders into town and sees
the Tall Man CLOP-CLOP-CLOPPING along (not exactly the most lightfooted person in the
world).
kid up the street (dwarves, actually). Nearly gets squashed like a bug from the car.
tresspasses by crawling inside.
some boxes (he's got head!).
arrives and almost finds him there.
a headlock on Mike. It looks like Mike is in trouble. What's this? Mike eats the Caretaker's arm
to break the hold! That's gotta hurt, Mean Gene! The Silver Sphere runs in and kills the Caretaker.
WOW! Your winner: The Caretaker by outside interference!
one of Mike's shoes as a momento of his visit.
askes Mike what's going on.
sinister operations. Jody tells Mike to take the severed finger to the police.
Mike tries to catch with his jacket and shove it down the garbage disposal. Reggie pays a visit.
The fly, apparently immune to garbage disposals, flies out of the drain and attacks Mike.
Jody finishes it off by stabbing it over and over inside the garbage disposal!
results and runs like hell!
in front of Jody. It's Mike. Odd car chase between the hearse and the 'Cuda. Riding shotgun,
Jody fires several rounds at the hearse, causing it to crash!
helps Jody load Tommy into the ice cream truck. Hopefully, they won't sell Tommy to the kids...
at the fireplace. Reggie suggests snagging the Tall Man and stomping the shit out of him. Brilliant!
Jody tells Reg to take Mike to Sally and Susise at the antique shop.
picture! Mike begs the girls to take him home.
or Tommy. The non-Union Jawas (dwarves) attack the girls and throw Mike out. They want to
be alone! >:)
a fit and escapes by smashing a shotgun bullet against the door.
shoots the hearse tire and jumps out before the hearse crashes and explodes!
returns! Jody suddenly appears and shoots the Silver Sphere! That was a quick match!
Your winner: The Silver Sphere by DQ (Jody used a foreign object!)
still looking for each other. Reg comes out of the funeral parlor and helps the Lady in Lavender.
Big mistake! The transssexual from "Transylvania Twist" kills Reggie!
get some ammo.
While running, Mike encounters some disembodied(?) arms in the mud and the
Lady in Lavender. More of the "Don't fear" spiel. Mike jumps over a camouflaged pit, and
the Tall Man falls right in it! Jody adds insult to injury by sending a bunch of boulders into the pit!
car wreck. What a nice thing to hear...Reg offers to take Mike on a vacation. Mike goes
upstairs to pack while Reg plays his guitar.
He turns around. "BOOOOOYYYY!!!" Dwarves yank Mike into the looking glass....THE END.
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