SCENE #                SCENE DESCRIPTION                                      # OF VOTES

301. Replay of fireplace scene at end of Phantasm 1 – Reggie denies all regarding Jody’s death---------------0

302. Replay of P2 when Reggie goes Mark McGwire on the dwarves.----------------------------------------0

303. Replay of P2 when Liz and Reggie “kill” the Tall Man – Are you happy to see me or is that--------------0
a large needle in your back?

304. Replay of end of P2 when Alchemy’s hair is twirled out? OOOh, bad perm baby!-----------------------0

305. Reggie is in forest and finds for himself a dwarf – that is dwarf pudding after the 4x barrel shotgun--------0

306. Reggie puts the grenade to Michael’s head and threatens to kill them all, including the Tall Man.----------0
Tall Man says “No Thanks.”

307. Tall Man is in meditation stage as he stares into one of the spheres, room is full of candles.---------------1
Tall Man fondles the brain/spirit inside the ball – tuna casserole, anyone?

308. Nurse becomes one of Tall Man’s minions and attempts to kill Michael in the hospital room.--------------0
Mike repels the attack.

309. One of the Tall Man’s many spheres enters the room after the nurse is disposed of – looks at-------------0
Michael intently as an eye sneaks out of the sphere – then flies away.

310. Michael and Reggie go to a house and find Jody sitting inside there – Been a long time--------------------0
since we saw Jody.

311. Tall Man interrupts the get-together – “Its Time Now BOY!”---------------------------------------------0

312. Reggie is on his way to the next city when he stops for gas. The gas attendant sits with his-----------------0
Sammy Sosa baseball bat ready to fight off anyone – “But don’t go to Holtsview.”

313. Reggie gets great view of a woman’s ass as he pauses his car in the town. She smiles----------------------2
at Reggie and shows him another good view of her ass – seconds before her gun is in his face.

314. The woman’s friends stuff Reggie into the trunk – some early thanksgiving stuffing?-------------------------0

315. Kid in a mask runs through the house escaping his new visitors – Does he qualify as a----------------------0
“Person Under the Stairs”?

316. Woman with the great ass gets a Javelin in the head.------------------------------------------------------0

317. Its Frisbee time folks! The poor thief ends up with less than a full jugular vein after the---------------------1
Frisbee thrown by the kid does some unnecessary surgery.

318. Tim, the Kid, and Reggie bury the bodies of the deceased thieves – sure looked like----------------------0
Curly’s grave to me (City Slickers).

319. Tim has a flashback of his mom in a coffin in the back of hearse, with the corpse--------------------------0
kidnapping his mom. Scary!

320. Reggie goes to the mortuary after dropping Tim off. He meets SuperBitches (Tanesha and Rocky)--------0
– they are less than cordial in their first meeting. Do handcuffs really act as good ice breakers?

321. Tanesha gets a facial from one of the spheres. Rocky must save the day with her Bruce Lee--------------0
moves but don’t think Tim has totally been ditched – He’s the best shot this east of Perigord.

322. Rocky splits up from Tim & Reggie but still ends up getting a ride later on.-------------------------------0
That’s gotta be Grace Jones!

323. Reggie gets a queen bed from the Flea Bag Motel expecting some nooky from Rocky.-------------------0
Hotel Clerk has gotta get some AA. Here’s to you!

324. She gives Reggie a better treat – more handcuffs and a good night’s rest. No Jungle Fever tonight.-------0

325. Just when a sexual dream gets good for Reggie, Jody interferes. Ooooh, have some milk-----------------1
there Rocky? Jody is just a voyeur. Nice rear entry, Reggie.

326. Jody take Reggie into another dimension in Reggie’s mind. Looks green.---------------------------------0

327. Reggie & Jody see the Tall Man speaking to Michael – “Use your brain BOY!”--------------------------0

328. Jody uses his superpowers to break Michael out of his confinement. Hey it a blue-light special!-----------0

329. Jody, Mike, and Reggie all make it back through the doorway and Reggie gets balls enough to-----------0
shut it down on the Tall Man’s hands. Hey, only Arabian countries can use that sort of punishment.

330. But the Tall Man isn’t done. Seems he left some weird creatures behind. One ends up picking------------1
Reggie’s nose – the other attacks his leg – I betcha it’s in heat!

331. As the Reggie, Michael, and Jody head off into the night they get travelling partners – 3 corpses----------1
driving a hearse – “Hi.”

332. You know the face you make when somebody suggest a totally asinine idea to you? Now imagine-------0
Reggie’s face when Michael suggests a stay in the Mausoleum – Tall Man”s hideout.

333. As the 3 pace the Mausoleum, they find the latest advances in cryogenics, shrunken heads.--------------0

334. While others go to sleep Michael does a mind-meld session with Jody (posing as a sphere).--------------0
What are the secrets of them?

335. Reggie is enjoying his nap – something tells me that corpse is gonna give him more than some head!------0

336. Michael while looking into another world, sees the thousands of spheres populating-----------------------1
the ceiling. Tall Man finds Michael – “Welcome home BOY!”

337. Rocky is smashed into a piano by one of the corpses – seems she can play some Mozart.-----------------0

338. Rocky goes Cage Match with one of the female corpses – Rocky wins when the corpse can’t-------------0
survive the 50 foot drop – Mick Foley would be proud.

339. Tim is fighting his own bad guys and his sphere starts doing the twist…in a corpse’s head. Groovy!--------0

340. Rocky finds out the Tall Man’s weakness – cold stuff. She invents a new Olympic event-------------------0
– Javelin in the chest competition. I give her a 9.0 but the German judge will probably
take some points off for the style.

341. Female corpse trying to hold Rocky gets a hole in one – her head, after the Tall Man’s sphere-------------0
gives her a real headache.

342. Michael has been getting some surgery and finds one of the spheres in his head.----------------------------0

343. Need a plumber? Call 1-800-Reggie – he uses the latest in defense tactics, a toilet plunger----------------1
to catch the Tall Man’s sphere.

344. Tim, Reggie, and Rocky all fight with the sphere and get it dunked into the cold cryogenic freeze.----------0
“And still Heavyweight Champion…Reggie.”

345. Reggie says bye to Jody and Michael – they say “Don’t believe everything you see.”----------------------0

346. Rocky leave and gives him Reggie a hug. AAAAAH!----------------------------------------------------0

347. Reggie wants his gun back but something tells Tim, they’re not alone.------------------------------------0

348. Tim finds Reggie stuck to the wall, surrounded by spheres seconds away from killing him.-----------------0
Tall Man says “It’s never over.”

349. Tim is snatched through a mirror. THE END.------------------------------------------------------------0