Quotes: Sunday Night HeAT
January 9, 2000
Taped 1/4/00 from the Orlando Arena in Orlando, FL - sold out
Val Venis (C) vs. Prince Albert; the Big Boss Man interferes. Backstage, Triple H and Stephanie have a conversation with the Headbangers. Review of Kurt Angle's recent exploits. Steve Blackman vs. Buck Quartermaine. Backstage, the hos get the Godfather to let them "take care" of Luna. Review of recent Godfather/Gangrel storylines. The Acolytes do an in-ring interview concerning the New Age Outlaws. Plays of the week (set to some pretty crappy music, IMHO). Backstage, the hos go Luna-hunting. Too Cool vs. the Headbangers. Review of Triple H's title win last week. Gangrel finds Luna tied up backstage. The Godfather (w/ hos) vs. Gangrel (w/ Luna).
"Hello, everybody, and welcome to Sunday Night HeAT! We are just about a week removed from the crowning of a new World Wrestling Federation champion; we're going to talk all about it within the hour."
-- Michael Cole, kicking us off
"The ladies are getting down for Val Venis!"
-- Michael Cole
"Shave your back! Shave your back! Shave your back!"
-- chant from the crowd, directed towards Prince Al
"Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
-- chant from the crowd, directed at the Big Boss Man
"Well, now I'm REALLY confused."
-- Michael Cole after the Boss Man wallops Al (but could pertain to any situation, really)
"It's BIG..."
"I know how you love BIG things!"
-- Stephanie and Triple H examining his championship belt backstage
"I have to wonder, Michael, what the future holds for Kurt Angle and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and how much longer Triple H is going to allow this to continue."
"He's cute!"
"You really think so?"
"...No."
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole as Steve Blackman hits the ring
"I think Buck Quartermaine's going to be called Buck Pennymaine, 'cause that's about what he's going to be worth after this matchup!"
-- Michael Cole
"Steve Blackman makes quick work of Buck Quartermaine..."
"Look at him! He's mocking Kurt Angle!"
-- our commentators as Blackman goes into a victory celebration
"Man, I can't wait to get my hands on him; I'm gonna break his neck! That Gangrel, man, he's got me so mad, man! RRRRrrrr, man, I'm mad..."
-- the Godfather getting pumped backstage
"Pimp daddy, you do so much for us... how 'bout letting us do something for you?"
"Oh, you wanna do something for me? Like a late Christmas present?"
-- one of the hos and the Godfather backstage
"This is unscheduled, Michael, and I think it could be bad news!"
"Duh..."
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole as the Acolytes head towards the ring
"I saw the Rock on the View this week! I think all those ladies wanted to jump the Great One right there!"
-- Kevin Kelly
"Y'know... Road Dogg, Billy Gunn... you come out here telling the people how scared you are of us? Well, guess what? You got a right to be scared, because hell, I don't know nobody that isn't! And you said how much you're shaking in your boots, and how afraid you are? Well, that's a good thing! You know why? Because it's going to make it that much easier for us to knock your ass out of them!"
-- Faarooq
"Billy... you and Road Dogg better remember! Last time we stepped in the ring with you, within thirty seconds we had broke the ring, and Billy, your little pretty blood was bleeding and dripping all over it! Now you have the audacity to talk to us about your place in history? Well, I want to tell you something, boys. To us, this ain't about our place in history! It ain't about a wrestling match, and it ain't even about those tag team belts! Come January 23, at Madison Square Garden, all it's about is the fact we're gonna show up, and we're gonna beat the living HELL out of you!"
-- Bradshaw
"Outlaws better take out insurance... health AND life."
-- Michael Cole as the Acolytes rant
"We're GONNA take those belts! But not until after we destroy you. And Billy, you and Road Dogg listen close. If you ain't down with that, we got two words for ya!"
"SUCK IT!"
"Ass-kickin'."
-- Bradshaw, the crowd, and Faarooq
"You know, the Mick Foley situation... we saw what happened at Universal Studios, and his vicious attack on this phony Mankind. The bottom line here is this, Kevin... they pushed Mick Foley over the edge; Triple H and Stephanie being they. I mean, Mick Foley's never been completely right; he's always been a little bit off, and I think by going after his family, firing him publicly, doing these little skits, has finally pushed Mick over the edge."
-- Michael Cole (foreshadowing Cactus Jack?)
"Rikishi! Rikishi! Rikishi!"
-- the crowd as the Headbangers attack Too Cool, post-match
"These two are nothing more than selfish opportunists! The Headbangers ought to be ashamed of themselves!"
-- Kevin Kelly
"Get him! Go get him!... Someone get me DOWN..."
-- Luna backstage, yelling at Gangrel to go after Godfather (the hos had tied Luna up on a shower rod and written on her using makeup)
"Remember last week, I said I wanted to be an Indian?"
"Yeah?"
"...Not THIS week."
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly, checking out the southern ho in the pink fuzz cowboy hat
"The Godfather's ladies somehow... somehow trapped Luna, and they defaced her and tied her up... I can't believe that they were actually effective!"
"Sounds kinky to me."
"You WOULD like that, wouldn't you?"
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole
"Luna has escaped her situation, and she is upset!"
"She must have chewed through those ropes!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly as Luna comes charging out
"We Want Hos! We Want Hos! We Want Hos!"
-- chant from the crowd, as the hos race backstage to escape Luna
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