Quotes: RAW August 16, 1999
"I still can't believe Triple H lost to a girl!"
-- Jerry "The King" Lawler on Triple H's #1 contender status
"Whuh-oh, J.R... I got a feeling this is gonna be another one of those nights!"
-- Lawler
"Stone Cold, you better worry about what Triple H is gonna do to you!"
"You'd better worry about what I'M going to do to YOU if you keep sassing me like that."
-- Lawler and Stone Cold
"Where is the stage? I must entertain!"
-- Chris Jericho upon his arrival
"Hey, you finally got a puppy!"
-- Jim Ross to Lawler and Pepper
"Oh, my God."
-- Lawler on the introduction of Crash Holly
"Listen, you ungrateful bitch, I am not asking anymore, I am telling you I am taking back what's mine! Got it?"
"You give it a shot, Triple H. Frankly, you ain't got the balls to beat me."
-- Triple H and Chyna agreeing to a match to decide the #1 contender
"Pepper's peeing!"
-- Lawler after getting Pepper shoved into his lap
"I want a piece of Summerslam. If you've got the testic-- the ovariological fortitude to give me a shot tonight in this very ring for that #1 contender role..."
-- Mankind to Chyna
"I really don't like dogs... just puppies."
-- Lawler
"Personification of evil? I say, personification of boredom."
-- Chris Jericho to the Undertaker and The Big Show (Jericho asking for an butt-whuppin')
"Hold on, Chyna. Now I know there has always been a vague sexual tension between us..."
-- Mankind to Chyna
"My God, it's a kiss-my-ass match!"
-- Lawler on the Summerslam match between BA Billy Gunn and the Rock
"Now Chyna... honey... sweetie... buttercup..."
-- Shawn Michaels to an uninpressed Chyna
"Or, the Rock figured he could walk down the People's ramp, just like this... surrounded by the millions (pause) of the Rock's fans, all chanting his name! (crowd chants) Find some jabroni to hold his glasses... come here, jabroni. Hold the Rock's glasses. Maybe embarrass him on national TV... how you doing? IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU'RE DOING!!"
"(laughter) That was great!"
-- The Rock and Lawler
"X-Pac, quicker than a hiccup, comes in..."
-- J.R.
"And right before your match with the Great One, you're gonna stand behind the curtain, and your music will start-- (sung) Well I'm an asshole!"
-- The Rock to Mr. Ass
"The Acolytes once again have left the tag team champions horizontal on the canvas."
-- J.R.
"In case you don't get it, that means no."
-- Chyna after low-blowing Mankind
"I don't want to hit Chyna because of that little thing we have going on, but while I may be above hitting a woman in the mouth, I am definitely not above sticking a sock in that same mouth! So Chyna, if you want it, you bring your ovaries, and I'll bring my... guys, and we'll see who the number one contender really is!"
-- Mankind
"The tag team champions don't look to be in any shape to defend their tag titles this Sunday at Summerslam."
-- J.R.
"There's been a great tragedy. It seems I've had an allergic reaction to this herbal ass treatment. Now my ass is scarred; I'm handicapped..."
-- BA Billy Gunn pouting about his itchy butt
"This was the chick who went ahead and massaged your little bitty pimply ass for an hour, but not with the oriental, herbal, ass-leaves, whatever the hell you were talking about, for this chick rubbed your ass with the People's poison ivy!"
-- The Rock to BA Billy Gunn
"I like that; two referees and neither one of them saw her."
-- Lawler on some interference from Chyna
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