Quotes: HeAT September 19, 1999
"I'm just so happy to be in the WWF family! And since you and I are both in the same family... c'mon, give your big brother a hug!"
-- Stevie Richards to Lillian Garcia
"There's always a risk that the match can be really brutal. Everybody knows that, and that's why there's usually a crowd of people around the monitors."
-- Christian during Deja Video, on the "Last Man Standing" PPV match from February '99
"You want ALL of them? Oh, you're a superstud, huh?"
-- Godfather to Prince Albert, when Albert indicates he wants all of Godfather's hos
"Keep in mind that the referee there-"
"Scab!"
"-is Harvey Whippleman-"
"SCAB!"
"-and yes indeed, he is a scab referee..."
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly on one of the referees
"The ninth wonder of the world is not exactly known for her domestic skills."
-- Kelly on Chyna
"The Godfather goes to work on the moose Prince Albert."
-- Michael Cole
"Y'know, it was actually quite sickening to look up and see Mick Foley's crotch... or lack of, for that matter."
-- The Rock during Deja Video, on the "Last Man Standing" PPV match
"Harvey Whippleman's one of the few scabs that actually does have referee experience; he does have all the qualifications; temporary blindness, finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time; he's perfect!"
-- Kevin Kelly
"It's still the worst-looking move I've ever seen, but it's a guilty pleasure. I had to try it once."
-- Mick Foley on the People's Elbow during Deja Video, discussing the "Last Man Standing" PPV match
"You have your choice of any one of these fine hos for the whole night!"
"Michael, if that was me I would definitely be leaving the ring unbruised!"
-- Godfather to Prince Albert, and a comment by Kelly
"What in the world is wrong with this guy?"
-- Michael Cole on Stevie Richards
"The Godfather's a two-dollar pimp with fifty-cent hos!"
-- Prince Albert
"Stevie Richards will have to find a gimmick! He's trying this, he's trying that-- tonight, (makes a fist) he's going to get some of this!"
-- Droz on his upcoming match with Richards
"I don't care if they're scab referees or the regular referees; this is the World Wrestling Federation and referees are going to get beat on!"
-- Kelly
"You've got the youthful exuberance and charm and charisma of the Rock against the rugged good looks of Mankind, so it was a tossup."
-- Mick Foley during Deja Video, on the "Last Man Standing" PPV match
"I don't think the ladies like what he's thinking about either. Prince Albert just asked them to polish his feet!"
"Well, different strokes for different folks."
-- Michael Cole and Kelly as Prince Al orders the Godfather's hos around
"How does he DO that? That's disgusting!"
-- Stevie Richards mimicking Gangrel's blood-spitting with a mouthful of soda, and spraying Lillian Garcia
"The scab referee for this matchup is none other than the Brooklyn Brawler..."
"I thought vertical stripes were supposed to be slimming."
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"I knew Tom Pritchard was corruptable!"
-- Kelly as the hos go over to groove with referee Tom Pritchard
"Look at the Rock's competition! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!"
-- The Rock during his PPV "Last Man Standing" match, courtesy Deja Video
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