Quotes: HeAT September 26, 1999
"Folks, as we kick off Sunday Night HeAT we have big news for you from the Charlotte Coliseum. Ken Shamrock, the world's most dangerous man, will not be able to compete tonight against Chris Jericho under doctor's orders. Internal injuries suffered at the hands of... uh... Chris Jericho on SmackDown..."
"Fists of fury!
-- Michael Cole reporting on Shamrock, and a comment from Jericho who came swaggering in
"If you're out getting a beer, you'd better get your ass down here!"
-- the Road Dogg admonishing the crowd
"Everyone needs a little Head."
-- the back of Al Snow's new shirt
"What a delimma! Brother against brother... best friend against best friend... blood against blood... now I know how those guys in the Civil War felt. God damn, this is hard..."
-- Mankind pacing backstage, stressing out about the upcoming Six-Pack match where he might have to face the Rock
"Tonight, Big Show-- you will pay for Undertaker's sins! Big Show, I will destroy you!"
"Who the hell do you think you're talking to? I don't pay for Undertaker nothing, and you don't want any part of me!"
-- Kane doing a backstage interview, and the Big Show getting in his face
"The impact tonight is that there will be a new World Wrestling Federation champion, and that's all I have to say about that!"
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin backstage
"If the Rock goes out there and gets his ass whipped, he gets his ass whipped by himself. If the Rock goes out there and whoops ass, which is exactly what he's going to do, then he does it by himself!"
-- the Rock to Mankind, refusing Mankind's suggestion that they partner in the Six-Pack match
"I know you expect me, and a lot of people expect me to come out here and gloat, and brag, and laugh about Ken Shamrock having to retire. Well, of course that's exactly what I'm going to do!"
-- Chris Jericho
"The fans are still filing into the Charlotte Coliseum..."
-- Michael Cole explaining all the empty seats in the background as the New Age Oulaws make their entrance
"Later on tonight in the Six-Pack challenge, you're going to be the referee, but Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to be the main enforcer. He's going to be looking over your shoulder; how do you feel about that?"
"Quite honestly... I'm nervous as hell."
-- Lillian Garcia and referee Jim Korderas
"I have to thank you because, so many days as a child I'd watch you in the ring on television doing your stuff; you're so great... and I want to thank you for saving me a trip to the museum to see what my ancestors looked like! So why don't you sit your sorry ass down, suck on some Geritol, and see what a real women's cham--"
-- Ivory trashing the Fabulous Moolah, just before Moolah strikes her and chases her from the ring
"Battle of the sexes? Well, following this match, Jeff, we just may BE the same sex!"
-- Chyna threatening some serious bodily harm to Jeff Jarrett in their upcoming Intercontinental title match
"I love Head."
-- Pepper as quoted on the front of Al Snow's new shirt
"You damn right! You DAMN right!"
-- the Road Dogg
"Are you physically able to compete tonight? Are you going to be 100% in the Six-Pack challenge?"
"No, I'm not 100%... I am 200%! Because, like I said before, Vince McMahon cannot beat me! Not one of those five guys in the ring can beat me!"
-- Michael Cole and Triple H backstage
"Ken Scamrock, you were lucky to escape Y2J with only losing a career. You're lucky that you can still walk, and you can still talk, so consider yourself at a plus! But as all the Jericholics know, I would never, EVER, let them down, and I guarantee that I am going to scour this building and find an opponent to wrestle against tonight. I will still main event Unforgiven, and I will still save this God-forsaken, boring pay-per-view!"
-- Chris Jericho
"I can't understand a word you're saying when you're all talking at one time!"
-- Al Snow backstage to the barking rottweilers
"Well, they're crashing the Outlaws' party and Road Dogg's not too happy with it!"
-- Michael Cole as Edge and Christian approach the NAO in the ring
"Hey, Outlaws-- let us be the first to congratulate you two on winning those titles back last Thursday."
-- Christian (either they haven't gotten a lot of congratulations or Chris made a slight goof there)
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
-- Chris Jericho backstage to X-Pac; X-Pac, apparently, has become Shamrock's replacement
"You checked with all the emergency rooms?"
"Yes sir."
"What about NCHiPs; you contacted them?"
"NCHiPs?"
"North Carolina Highway Patrol; the motorcycle people?"
"Yes sir."
"This isn't like the Rock; the Rock's punctual. As a matter of fact, he's the most punctual man in sports entertainment today! (pause as the guy laughs) Don't you trivialize this! I'll tell you what you do. Walk yourself down to the corner of Rodeo Drive and Jabroni Boulevard (gives the guy a push on his way) and eat your role... shut your mouth! Jerk."
-- Mankind and a security officer backstage
"Jericho, you want to come into the WWF and make a name for yourself jumping on this? (indicates himself) I've fought a lot badder and a lot better than you, pal! You're pretty damn good, but you're going to have to show a lot more than THAT!"
-- X-Pac accepting an Unforgiven match against Chris Jericho
"Now I know how Meryl Streep felt at the end of "Sophie's Choice!"
-- Mankind backstage, clutching a magic 8-Ball and still trying to figure out what to do during the Six-Pack challenge match
"I sense a little jealousy, and that's to be expected. It took us ten minutes to gain the WWF tag team title belts once again. You say you've been kicking ass in the tag team situation here while we were kicking each other's ass. So you want a shot at these titles because you're the #1 contenders? I say you're the #1 pretenders, we're the #1 defenders, and we ain't gonna wait for Unforgiven!"
-- the Road Dogg to Edge and Christian just before the Outlaws attack
"Man, you gave me such a fright, Rock! I've been looking the whole day; I didn't know if you were alive or dead! I checked all the emergency rooms; I contacted NCHiPs; I've been distraught all day! It's been unbelievable!"
"Well, the Rock says this-- so you were actually WORRIED about the Rock? You were checking emergency rooms for the Rock?"
"Every one of them."
"You even (pause for Rocky chants)-- you even contacted NCHiPs? Well what in the hell does NCHiPs mean?"
"It stands for--"
"It doesn't MATTER what NCHiPs means!"
-- Mankind and the Rock, as the Rock arrives at the coliseum
"You're not getting this; what is wrong with you? It doesn't matter who it is; it doesn't matter whether it's that big goof Big Show, whether it's that big red retard Kane-- shut your mouth, jabroni-- whether it's that three-foot-nosed clown Triple H, or even you!"
-- the Rock to Mankind, on his plans to show no mercy in the Unforgiven Six-Pack match
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