Quotes: HeAT October 17, 1999
Live from Cleveland, Ohio
Triple H interview backstage. Stone Cold arrives; Vince tells Triple H the main event at No Mercy will be no-holds-barred. Val Venis beats up Mankind backstage in the men's room. Stone Cold interview backstage. Triple H comes to the ring and jeers at the crowd.
Taka Michinoku vs. Steve Blackman. European Championship: D'Lo Brown (C) vs. Prince Albert. The Headbangers vs. the Dudley Boyz.
"Did you honest to God see what happened Thursday night? C'mon, that was an Oscar-winning peformance. You've got to admit it, right? I made you a believer, right? Women were crying in the front row! Women actually believed the snake bit my face-- right here-- and ended my career. You know what happened to that snake? It tried to bite me, just like rattlesnakes do; they try to bite you. What I did is I ripped its head off and threw it in the trash, just like I'm going to tonight. The fact of the matter is that I pulled the wool over everybody's eyes, including Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon, the man with the balls the size of grapefruits, stood in the ring before me and said, "I'm so sorry Triple H; I'm sorry, I didn't know!" What a maroon. He's the biggest idiot... he's not the biggest idiot; do you know who the biggest idiot is? Austin, because I walked into that dressing room, I stood face to face with Austin, and I saw the sorrow in his eyes. He looked in my eyes, and he felt BAD for me. Right up until the point I busted him open with the belt and put the boots to him. He's the biggest idiot walking."
-- Triple H
"We just heard from the WWF champion, and Michael, to me the game plan is spelled out very simply with two letters, and that is D-Q."
-- Kevin Kelly
"What a way to kick off Sunday Night HeAT! Here comes the Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman. Here is a man that has no compassion, and what a way to set the tone for No Mercy."
-- Michael Hayes
"Austin needs to decide whether he wants the title or revenge!"
-- Michael Hayes
"Lethal Weapon had to let go of that hold, or he would have beaten himself."
-- Kevin Kelly as Steve Blackman proves his brilliance by pinning himself during a match
"Best of luck out there; GIVE 'EM HELL, MAN; GIVE 'EM HELL!"
-- Vince McMahon to a stunned Triple H, as Vince makes the No Mercy main event no-DQ
"Look at the hang time! D'Lo way up there; did not care about his body... obviously, didn't care about Prince Albert's."
-- Michael Hayes as D'Lo dives out of the ring to land atop Prince Albert, who is at ringside
"Hollies! Hey, you seen the Rock? Y'know, my partner?"
"Yeah, he's on the mixer."
-- Mankind and Hardcore Holly backstage; the Hollies are having a little fun with ol' Mick
"Sorry, kid; you didn't make the cut."
-- Mankind to Crash Holly on whether or not Crash got a mention in Mankind's autobiography; the expression on Crash's face during the conversation is priceless
"Whoa, I smell what you're cooking..."
-- Mankind as he walks into the restroom where the Rock is supposedly using the bathroom
"Everybody's a literary critic..."
-- Kevin Kelly as Val Venis (the one who was actually on the toilet) shows up and beats up Mankind
"They've got to climb the ladder to sexcess-- I mean, success?"
-- Lawler interviewing Terri (he was getting a revealing peek up her skirt at the time)
"Face it-- you all bought it, hook, line, and sinker! I made you all look like a bunch of fools! I made Vince McMahon stand in the middle of this ring and say, "I'm sorry, Triple H! I'm so sorry!" He's a jerk, and the biggest fool of all-- Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now Vince, you want to rain on my parade? Well, let me tell you this, jack. How many times are we going to have to go through this before you realize? No matter what you put in front of me, no matter what obstacle you give me, I always, always will come out on top, because I always will walk out the WWF champion! And tonight, if you think no-holds-barred, no-disqualification, you think that's going to make a difference? Well, you have never seen Triple H no-holds-barred; you have never seen me full-tilt! Austin, you had better hope to God that I lit one hell of a fire under your ass, because you are going to need every bit of it. Austin, tonight I walk in WWF champ, and I walk out the same!"
-- Triple H's final "get the crowd pumped" speech on HeAT
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