Quotes: Sunday Night HeAT, October 24, 1999
From Louisville, Kentucky (sold out)
The Dudley Boyz, with Tori, poke fun at Kane backstage. Vignettes on the Rock 'n' Sock Connection, Chyna, and the title picture for Survivor Series. Chris Jericho challenges Chyna (wild entrance-- thanks to editing, he appears out of thin air on the stage), then confronts Vince McMahon backstage.
Kane and X-Pac vs. the Headbangers; the Dudley Boyz interfere. Prince Albert vs. Stevie Richards (dressed as Meat); the Blue Meanie (dressed as Prince Albert) interferes. Gangrel vs. Steve Blackman. WWF European Championship: D'Lo Brown (C) vs. Chris Jericho.
"Jericho sucks! Jericho sucks! Jericho sucks!"
"Thank you!"
-- the crowd and an appreciative Chris Jericho
"I guess it's fair to say Gangrel and the Hardys have gone their separate ways."
"The Hardys won a hundred thousand dollars and the services of Terri Runnels, but Gangrel is on the outside looking in. Of course, Gangrel is separated from Edge and Christian; he's a man alone. Michael, I think this makes Gangrel more dangerous than ever."
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"Look at that big red retard!"
"Do it; do it!"
(sticks his arms out like a mummy) "My name is K-K-K-K-" (D-Von smacks him on the back of the head) "Kane!"
-- Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley
"He has been described as a whiner, a complainer, a baby, a punk, but he's a tremendous athlete here in the World Wrestling Federation."
"He's a complex character, but he has champion written all over him."
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly on Chris Jericho
"It's like looking in a mirror!"
-- Kevin Kelly as the Blue Meanie rushes to ringside, dressed as Prince Albert (complete with clumps of hair glued to his back)
"You better recognize who the hell I am, punk!"
-- D'Lo Brown to Chris Jericho during their title match
"I pity the Boss Man for the day he runs into the Big Show."
-- Michael Cole
"I've got to wonder how much longer Triple H will maintain that gold, with the rattlesnake and the Rock hot on his tail!"
-- Kevin Kelly
"I am a Jericho-holic, he is a Jericho-holic, she is a Jericho-holic; wouldn't you like to be a Jericho-holic too?"
-- sign in the crowd; the girl in pink is the one who mooned the crowd during the 10/21/99 SmackDown; the guy next to her in gold is the Rock impersonater who got thrown out
"D'Lo! D'Lo! D'Lo!"
-- the crowd expressing their support for the defending champ during the European title match
"We were expecting Stevie Richards out here to be in action against Prince Albert, but that's old theme music for Meat!"
(Stevie Richards enters in the Meat tights)
"Oh, PLEASE!"
"The clueless one strikes again..."
"Looks like he used a Sharpie to draw abs on his--"
"Hey, that's how I do it!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"D'Lo should be going for a cover here instead of yelling at him... oh, here it comes!"
"Everybody LOVE the legdrop!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly as D'Lo continues to battle Jericho
"Tonight, I want that championship belt around MY gorgeous waist! Tonight, I want to beat the hell out of the most hideous freak of nature that this company has ever seen! Chyna, tonight, you will give me a title shot, and you will do exactly as I tell you, because I am BETTER than you!"
-- Chris Jericho
"Really an emotional week for Mankind. It developed, of course, on Monday night on RAW. Mankind presenting the Rock with his life work, his autobiography, "Have a Nice Day." And then, finds out that that book was thrown in the trash! Now, we're not sure if the Rock actually threw the book in the trash, but that's what Mankind believes."
"And then Thursday, Michael, on SmackDown, we saw Mankind try to hurt the Rock in the same fashion by taking away what the Rock held most dear, and that was his number-one contendership."
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"Jericho Is Gay"
-- sign in the crowd, of which Jericho does not approve
"You can feel the heat on Sunday Night HeAT!"
-- Michael Cole (like we couldn't tell from the corny rhyme attempt)
"I've got to tell you Chris; there's nothing that I would like better than to defend this title against you tonight, right here on HeAT! But I gotta tell you... you did; you called it on Monday; you said... well, I'm cramping, Chris; I'm PMS-ing so bad..."
(Jericho is staring in disbelief)
"You don't know-- my feet are swollen, I'm bloated... Kitty, do I look fat in these?.... I feel fat. I feel fat! I just washed my hair; I can't do a thing with it... I have loads of laundry at home to do tonight. It'd be impossible! Last but not least, and I'm sure you're used to hearing this, but... not tonight, Chris; I have a headache."
-- Chyna, as Jericho gets pissed and starts kicking stuff around in the ring
"I see you're having a real good time... at Kane's expense! You know, you ought to be nice. That could have been you!"
"You think that's bad? Watch this!"
-- Tori and the Dudley Boyz backstage
CHRIS JERICHO (talking to Vince backstage): "First of all, don't touch me, okay? I know you saw what just happened. This sports-entertainment crap that you've created has gone way too far! That is NOT a credible champion; *I*, Y2J, is a credible champion, and I want a title shot; I want it tonight. Do you understand what I'm saying?"
VINCE MCMAHON: "I've no problem with that, okay? You've GOT a title shot tonight. I'm cool with that."
JERICHO (brightening): "Yeah?"
VINCE: "I just don't think you can beat him."
JERICHO: "...H-Him? You mean, she's a... she's really a HE?"
VINCE: "What are you talking about? D'Lo Brown happens to be one, if not the greatest European champion we've ever had!"
JERICHO: "D'Lo Brown?"
VINCE (walking off): "Good luck!"
JERICHO: "European champion? I'm not European, Vince!"
"Chyna, last Monday on RAW, I must have really touched a nerve in you. And believe, a nerve is the only thing of yours that I would ever, eeeeEEEVVEERR touch!"
"He always has a problem with that word..."
"Him and Buh Buh Ray."
-- Chris Jericho, Kevin Kelly, and Michael Cole
"Who are the Dudley Boyz to be making fun of ANYBODY?"
-- Kevin Kelly after they poke fun at Kane
"For the second time in a week, Chris Jericho gets up close and personal with the Intercontinental belt, wielded by Chyna!"
-- Kevin Kelly
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