Quotes: Sunday Night HeAT, November 7, 1999
From Philadelphia, PA (sold out)
Video recap of the Chyna/Jericho feud (which makes it painfully obvious how little Chyna's done with the belt). Music video of Jericho's theme, "Break Down the Walls." Michael Cole announces that the Big Show's father has died. Plays of the week, set to "Open Your Eyes" by Guano Apes. Video recap of the recent situation between Vince McMahon and D-Generation X. During the Val Venis/Christian match, Kelly and Cole rip on the media complaints involving the Al Snow doll.
The Acolytes vs. Mideon and Viscera goes to a double disqualification. Steve Blackman defeats Julio Fantastico by submission. The Dudley Boyz defeat Funaki and Taka Michinoku by pinfall (good match). Val Venis defeats Christian by pinfall after a pretty money shot (excellent match).
"Painful bow-and-arrow submission... Blackman's got to be sure not to let his own shoulders touch the mat, or he'll be out-- just like that!"
-- Kevin Kelly as Blackman accidentally pins himself and the ref does a two-count
"SmackDown Thursday night's going to be a huge event; the man with a body like me's going to be there!"
"Oh man! The Blue Meanie makes his return this Thursday?"
"No, Arnold! Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be on SmackDown Thursday night; the Terminator, special guest of the World Wrestling Federation!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"Lurie Watches WCW"
-- sign in the crowd; the ultimate insult
"Don't they get it? It's a mannequin head, not a woman's head! A MANNEQUIN head! Probably the same type of mannequin head that this college instructor has in her beauty shop at home!"
-- Michael Cole as the Al Snow doll situation is discussed
"Friday, People Magazine released its "Sexiest Men of the Year" issue, and for the first time ever, a sports entertainer made the cut!"
"Yeah, the most Electrifying One, the Rock, was one of fourteen men chosen as one of the sexiest men alive for 1999."
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole
"It makes me and my brother D-Von SICK to be in this town! Each and every single one of you s-s-s-s-s-" (D-Von smacks him on the head) "Suuuuuuuuccck!"
-- Buh Buh Ray Dudley
"We were informed this morning that Paul Wight, Sr., the Big Show's dad, had lost his battle with cancer. Our condolences go out to Paul Wight and his family. Services are being planned, and we'll pass on information as we receive it."
-- Michael Cole
"Boy, Christian's eyes just rolled skyward coming off that bodyslam!"
-- Kevin Kelly as Christian gets pounded during his match with Val Venis
"Lay the SmackDown On My Candy Ass!"
-- sign in the crowd
"Somebody inform Tony Chimmel's wife; I don't think he's going to get home tonight!"
-- Kevin Kelly as the Acolytes get into the face of the ring announcer
"Coming up a little later on on HeAT, a look at the Rock in People Magazine; one of the sexiest men alive!"
-- Michael Cole (that "sexiest man alive" comes from the magazine, though; it isn't Michael Cole's personal opinion)
"Val Venis shocked everybody upon his entrance into the World Wrestling Federation with his controversial lifestyle and previous employment. But now I think everybody has forgotten about that aspect of Val Venis's life and is concentrating more on his physical efforts. I would say a singles title is in Val Venis's near future."
-- Kevin Kelly (don't tell ME the WWF isn't trying to give Val a new image)
"Y'know, Michael... with all the egos in the locker room of the World Wrestling Federation, I wonder how a star the magnitude of Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be welcomed. I'm sure he's going to be backstage shaking hands, saying hi... you don't think D-X would, you know... make an opportunity there..."
-- Kevin Kelly pouring gas on the campfire
"I'm Rock's #1 Jabroni"
-- sign in the crowd
"After all this trash-talking by Jericho in recent weeks, what does Jericho do if Chyna actually gets in the ring and beats his rear end?"
"I don't think there's a washcloth big enough that would wipe the egg off the face of Chris Jericho if he doesn't walk away from Survivor Series the Intercontinental Champion."
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"He's an immovable force and an unstoppable object!"
-- Kevin Kelly on Viscera
"Look at the strength of Buh Buh Ray lifting Taka into the air and tossing him out of the ring!"
-- Michael Cole (keep in mind that a typical meal for Buh Buh weighs more than Taka)
"Just a week away from the Triple Threat; nothing is set in stone... RAW Monday night, SmackDown Thursday night; I'm sure there are going to be developments which are going to affect that championship match at Survivor Series."
"We've seen how D-X has really taken strides to affect the complexion of this matchup involving Triple H, Stone Cold, and the Rock next Sunday. I have a feeling, Michael, we've only just begun as far as the degenerates are concerned."
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"SH*****T!"
-- Val Venis as Christian grabs him by the hair during their match
"Chyna is the pick of Stevie Richards, to retain her Intercontinental title!"
"Oh yeah, THERE'S a ringing endorsement. He couldn't even spell "Chyna" right!"
-- Michael Cole referring to the Survivor Series match, and Kevin Kelly mentioning Stevie's SmackDown interview where he spelled Chyna C-H-I-N-A
"I wonder if they have a category for announcers?"
"Yeah, right... we'd be right at the top of the list!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly, musing about a possible People Magazine section for sexiest announcer
"Tori and Kane had some questions for J.R., as did, Michael, a lot of superstars! Everybody that was involved in that situation on Monday seemed to have an audience with J.R. on Thursday and wanted to hear exactly what J.R. meant by the comment, wondering out loud, did Vince mean to strike Shane with the championship belt on purpose last Monday night?"
"I think as we were moving through SmackDown and we understood J.R.'s explanation and Vince's explanation as well, well... I believed that it was an accident! But then at the end of the night on SmackDown, when he hit Stone Cold Steve Austin, the question was raised again-- WAS it an accident?"
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole on Vince's recent questionable actions
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