Quotes: RAW is WAR, November 8, 1999
From Penn State University, PA (sold out)
Austin, the Rock, Triple H, and Vince McMahon open with an in-ring confrontation (humorous mic problems). The New Age Outlaws argue backstage with Mankind and Al Snow over Snow's controversial action figure. D-X interview; Triple H moons the camera. The death of the Big Show's father is announced; Boss Man interrupts during the bell toll. Stevie Richards serenades Chyna while dressed as Elvis; Chris Jericho runs in. The Acolytes trash another bar. Mankind presents Al Snow with Head. D-X attacks Stephanie McMahon backstage to interrupt the main event. Backstage interviews with Mankind and Al Snow, Test and the McMahons (sans Vince). Video clips of Kurt Angle, D-X clashing with Vince, Jericho, D-X stomping around.
The New Age Outlaws defeat Mankind and Al Snow for the WWF Tag Team Championship. The Godfather (w/ hos) defeats Val Venis via countout; Mankind runs in. Edge, Christian, and the Headbangers defeat the British Bulldog and the Mean Street Posse. The Rock defeats X-Pac; D-X runs in. Kane defeats the Big Boss Man by DQ; Prince Albert runs in. The Holly cousins (w/ scale) defeat Too Cool. Triple H defeats Test via countout to retain the WWF Championship; Vince and Shane unsuccessfully attempt to screw Triple H out of the victory.
"Can you believe that Jericho, huh? Beating up on a woman!"
"Heh... little Canadian bastard!"
-- Faarooq and Bradshaw in a local bar, watching RAW on TV
"I tell you what, King; I couldn't believe this; Stevie Richards impersonating Elvis... his singing belongs on "RAW's Worst Moments..."
-- J.R.
"I'm being accused of being a murderer! I'M being ACCUSED of being a molester!... They say my idea of a fun day is a dark lonely field and the urunj of a car, and a large stick and a roll of duct tape! My MOM shops at Wal-Mart! She gets calls all the time now; she's worried about me! I'm not the most emotionally stable guy in the world; I'll admit that... I do have some problems, but my God, I'm not a murderer!"
-- Al Snow
"Free Pie at the SmackDown Hotel"
-- sign in the crowd
"In this very ring here tonight, you will defend the World Wrestling Federation championship, and you will defend that title against my future son-in-law, Test! And the special guest referee will be my son, Shane McMahon... AND, the special timekeeper will be right there when you're either pinned or you submit, and that timekeeper will be VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! Oh, and you know what? In the event that you were thinking your degenerate friends are going to come back and save the day; not tonight, pal! If they come within fifty feet of this ring; fifty feet! I will automatically stop the match; I'll ring the bell and I'll strip you of the WWF title and put it around my future son-in-law's waist!"
-- Vince to Triple H
"Uh oh... uh oh, J.R..."
"Paybacks are hell, Boss Man!"
-- Lawler and J.R. as Kane stomps to the ring for his match against the Big Boss Man
"Last week on SmackDown, right here-- as Vince McMahon likes to say-- in this very ring, that son of a bitch hit Stone Cold in the face with the WWF championship belt! And for those of you that know me, and for the people that don't know me... Stone Cold Steve Austin don't LIKE to get hit in the face with the damn belt!"
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin
"I'd say it's about a perfect match, because YOU'RE a freak, and YOU'RE a freak--"
"I don't beat anybody!"
-- Road Dogg and Al Snow as the Outlaws, Snow, and Mankind argue over one of Al Snow's controversial action figures
"Vince McMahon has not screwed Triple H out of the WWF title... yet. Triple H's attitude has screwed the WWF cham-peen tonight."
-- J.R.
MANKIND (approaching Al Snow backstage): "Hey, Al! C'mon, turn that frown upside down! Things could be worse! At least you and I are still friends. Three-time champion, best-selling author-- look what I got!" (hefts up a duffel bag)
AL SNOW: "What?"
MANKIND: "Gifts!" (pulls out a CD) "The Music: Volume 4!"
AL SNOW (looking less than thrilled): "That's great."
MANKIND (begins singing his theme song): "That's for you!"
AL SNOW: "Thank you."
MANKIND: "And, last but not least; a little something, I called in a couple favors..."
AL SNOW: "What?" (stares in astonishment as Mankind slowly draws Head out of the bag) "You-- really?" (Al breaks into a huge smile as the crowd pops)
MANKIND (laughing): "Really!"
AL SNOW: "You're going to give me--"
MANKIND: "Hey whoa, what I'm doing is presenting you with a reasonable facsimile of a woman's skull."
AL SNOW: "You're gonna-- that means you're gonna give me--" (taking Head)
MANKIND: "Wait wait, what I'm doing is presenting you with a mannequin's cranium!"
AL SNOW: "Right, you're gonna--"
MANKIND: "Aaahhhh... all right Al... I am going to give you Head! Happy now? Happy now?"
AL SNOW (delighted): "That shows me that you are a real friend, because a real friend would give another friend--"
MANKIND (off-camera and laughing): "SHUT UP, AL!"
"Welcome to RAW is Jericho! I'm standing here at the famed BEAVER Stadium on Penn State University campus, and even though BEAVER Stadium was obviously named after a filthy, disgusting woman, the great sport of football has never embarrassed itself the way that the World Wrestling Federation has embarrassed itself and allowed a woman, YOU, Chyna, to be the Intercontinental champion!"
-- Chris Jericho
"No grandchildren for the King!"
-- J.R. as Brian Christopher-- urm, Grand Master Sexay-- takes a ballshot on the top rope
"Three fierce souls, warriors all. Three fearless wills; two will fall. Three burning rages no ring can hold. Three potent desires... only one gold."
-- commercial for Survivor Series
"Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome your special guest timekeeper, the chairman of the World Wrestling Federation... Mince McMahon!"
-- Lillian Garcia screwing up again
"Y'know, I thought Triple H was a pretty bright guy, but maybe he's not."
"What do you mean by that? He's the game!"
"Why woule yot want to personally insult the man that's going to referee your title match at Survivor Series?"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Can you imagine the mood Triple H'll be in if this is the last time he walks down that ramp as WWF champion?"
"Triple H is a jackass!"
-- Lawler and J.R. as Triple H comes out for the main event
"What do YOU think, J.R.?"
"Man, I'm almost afraid to speculate."
-- Lawler and J.R. as they view footage of Vince clobbering Austin with the belt on SmackDown
"You know, speaking of Memphis... I figured I'd get the ho vote when I ran for mayor down in Memphis, but I didn't. Hos don't vote! They don't care who gets in!"
"I beg your pardon..."
-- Lawler misbehaving as usual, and a comment from J.R.
"Farting 24:7"
-- sign in the crowd
"Think about it, King... if you were the WWF champion--"
"Not too farfetched an idea..."
".....okay, I'll roll with that, here..."
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!"
-- the adorable Road Dogg (yes, I'm biased) and Billy Gunn heading to the ring; Road Dogg has the Al Snow action figure stuck down the front of his pants
"Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
"I think the fans here have made their mind up... I ain't saying they're right..."
"I don't think YOU better say anything!"
-- the crowd after seeing the footage of Vince hitting Austin, plus comments from J.R. and Lawler
"Vince has got the title belt..."
"Look out, look out; we've seen this before!"
"OH! Vince McMahon just knocked Helmsley down!"
"He got the right guy for once!"
-- J.R. and Lawler during the main event
"Why does the Survivor Series always seem to bring out the worst in Vince McMahon?"
-- J.R.
"Can you believe what he called the chairman of this company? Punk-ass! Say it, J.R.!"
"Punk-ass."
"Oh my gosh!"
-- Lawler and J.R. discussing Triple H's comments to Vince
GODFATHER: "Hey Val, now listen up, man. I ain't no player-hater, man! I know you and I know you well; I know what kind of freak you are, man! So look up here; I got you some freaky hos, man!"
LAWLER: "I don't think we're going to have a match here, J.R."
GODFATHER: "Hey Val! These girls here; they'll toss your salad..."
(crowd pops as Val's eyes widen)
GODFATHER: "...they'll pack your fudge..."
LAWLER (laughing): "Oh, they're good in the kitchen!"
GODFATHER: "And hey, they'll puff on your fatty and hell, they'll CALL you daddy!"
(Lawler is cracking up; Val looks intrigued)
"Take the hos! Take the hos! Take the hos!"
-- the crowd chanting advice to Val
"The Guy Behind Me Can't See"
-- sign in the crowd
"Vince, I know you're out there! Bring your little carcass to this ring, or I'll come back there and beat your ass, AND drink a case of beer in the process!"
-- Austin
"Hurry up and get out here, Vince, before Austin starts drinking on the job!"
-- Lawler
"You're nothing but a couple of fake wrestlers!"
-- some drunk guy in a bar goading the Acolytes on
"Foley Is My Idol"
-- sign in the crowd
"State College, welcome to Dogg House! Where you know those New Age Outlaws..." (pauses and grins) "...Always like to kick that shiznit doggystyle... with all your mamas!"
-- Road Dogg in traditional schtick (and trying so hard to be heel)
"Is this going to be the night that Vince's future son-in-law, Test, becomes the WWF champion? With Shane as the referee, with Vince as the timekeeper... oh my God; Montreal, here we come!"
-- J.R., making reference to the infamous "screwjob"
"What the hell is that, King?"
"It's.... uhh.... another King!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as Stevie Richards, dressed as Elvis, runs out
AUSTIN: "I can't hear a DAMN word you're saying, and I'm not giving you my damn mic; give the son of a bitch a microphone that works!"
(crowd pop as Austin snatches a mic from the ring announcer and shoves it into Vince's hand)
AUSTIN: "You may continue... but start again, because I couldn't hear a damn thing you were saying!"
VINCE (sets bad mic down): "Well, first of all... let me just say, for the record..."
(Austin storms up, grabs the bad mic, and launches it all the way to the stage. Vince stares as the crowd pops huge)
LAWLER: "Ack!"
J.R.: "I don't think we're going to be using that mic again tonight."
LAWLER: "Cost about eight hundred bucks..."
VINCE: "That was a ten thousand dollar microphone!"
LAWLER: "Ten thousand!"
(Austin gets in Vince's face, and the anger quickly fades from Vince's expression)
AUSTIN: "And if you raise your voice to me one more time, I'll throw YOUR little carcass up there just like that!"
"I know I said last week that Kane was a Big Red Virgin... do you think that's true?"
"Didn't you think it was true when you said it?"
"Well, you know me..."
-- Lawler and J.R.
"Ladies and Gentlemen/Boys and Girls/Children of All Ages/D-Generation X/Proudly Brings to You Its SEXIEST/WWF Tag Team Champions of the World" -- set of signs in the crowd
"McMahon wasn't even this blatant in 1997! This is ridiculous!"
-- Lawler referring to the infamous screwjob, as Vince stacks the deck heavily against Triple H in the main event
"If you've got any balls at all, and judging by the way you look you've probably got two huge ones, you'll hand over your Intercontinental championship belt at Survivor Series and save yourself from a horrific, horrible beating at the hands of Y2J, toots!"
-- Chris Jericho ripping on Chyna
"I think that, possibly, X-Pac has lost a tooth or two here; his mouth's bleeding..."
-- Lawler as X-Pac gets banged up in his match with the Rock
"Shane, I've got to ask this-- does this wedding have your one hundred percent blessing?"
"One hundred percent."
"Not only am I marrying the greatest girl in the world, I'm marrying the greatest family in the world too."
-- Michael Hayes, Shane McMahon, and Test as Shane and Test shake hands
"That WAS an accident. I would have known full well what the repercussions would be if that wasn't an accident, Stone Cold! And you can look in my eyes, and I think you can believe me. There's an old expression about lightning can strike twice in the same place. I never believed it, myself, but it did."
"That's the best thing you can tell me, is that lightning can strike twice; that's the best you've got?" (looks to crowd) "If you want me to beat that sumbitch's ass, give me a hell yeah!"
"Oh no, wait a minute!"
-- Vince McMahon, Austin, and Lawler as the crowd pops
"Easy, mama! It's just me, your little Stevie-bear, mama! Everybody knows that your Stevie-bear is not a fighter, he's a lover! So Chyna darling, this one's for you! Hit the music!"
-- Stevie "Elvis" Richards to Chyna
"So Tori is Kane's girlfriend, huh?"
"That's what we've heard. I think it's great."
"Well, we all know virginity can be cured, but I don't know in Kane's case if it can or not. You know, there was that little matter of the fire, J.R."
"How do you know that to be true?"
"Because X-Pac told me so!"
"Well, how does X-Pac know?"
-- J.R. and Lawler, with J.R. asking the question I've been wondering
(Road Dogg still has the Al Snow action figure stuck in his pants)
ROAD DOGG: "Al Snow, they say you beat women and you cut their heads off."
LAWLER: "Heh... wait a minute..."
ROAD DOGG: "Well, those are very strong accusations... but the proof is in my pants, Jack!" (pulls out the action figure and holds it aloft) "You see, they've taken these off the shelf..." (chucks the action figure out of the ring) "...Just like we're going to take those belts off your waists! Except in Mankind's case, off his shoulder..."
LAWLER: "What is it, J.R.? That's funny! That's true!"
"She brings home the ba-CON, fries it up in a pan... she's the ninthwonderofthewor-LD..."
"Not much of a singer."
"She'll never ever let you for-GET you're a maaaan, 'cause she's a wooooooman..."
"I hear something... I think it's Elvis turning over in his grave."
"W-O-M-A-N... she's a woooooman..."
"You know what J.R., I thought what the *Boss Man* did was bad..."
"W-O-M-A-N, oh, yeah, baby!"
-- Stevie Richards serenading a giggling Chyna as Lawler comments
"Now wait a minute; wait just a damn minute! Just to prove to you; just to prove to you that I'm not lying, I'm going to appoint myself the guest referee in the triple threat match at Survivor Series; that's what I'll do!"
"IF YA SMEEEELLLL..."
-- Vince McMahon, followed by the Rock's entrance theme cranking up
"So much for happy hour in Happy Valley!"
-- J.R. as the Acolytes begin trashing another bar
"Hold on just one minute! How dare you start the grieving process without ME! I got feelings TOO! It pains me deeply to hear the the Big Show's dad has passed on! In fact, it pains me so deeply, I went out and bought a sympathy card, and I'd like to read it to you if I could. Shut up and listen to me! "With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked, I'm sorry to hear your dad finally croaked. He lived a full life on his own terms; soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms. But if I could have a son as stupid as you, I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too! So be brave and be strong; get your life on track-- 'cause the old bastard's dead and he ain't never coming back!" That's exactly how I feel about the Big Show's daddy being dead!"
-- the Big Boss Man
"You've got to believe that D-X has to have some sort of plan here to eliminate the Rock tonight before this Sunday's Survivor Series."
"Wait a minute, let me get this straight. You're saying that you don't think X-Pac can get the job done by himself?"
"I'm saying that!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as X-Pac hits the ring for his match against the Rock
"I'm With Candy Ass"
-- sign in the crowd
"Mankind just ran the Road Dogg into the steel steps, as Mr. Ass almost beheaded Al Snow, King."
"Don't use the word "beheaded" in this match! Al Snow's heard that enough lately."
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Now the Rock says, Vince, you want to appoint yourself the special guest referee at Survivor Series? Well, the Rock does indeed smell what you're cooking, and quite frankly, it smells like the biggest pile of monkey CRAP the Rock has ever seen! Now, the Brahma Bull and the Rattlesnake don't agree on much, but one thing we damn sure agree on-- and that is to never, AND THE ROCK MEANS never, ever, trust a ROO-DY POO, CANDY ASS!"
-- the Rock
"Chyna with a spear! We've got big problems out here!"
"They're not going to wait until Sunday!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as Jericho and Chyna mix it up in the ring to good crowd pops
"Uh-oh..."
(HUUUUGE heat from the crowd as the Posse comes out decked in Minnesota gear)
"Of course, on Saturday here in Happy Valley, the Minnesota Gophers upset the mighty Penn State Lions in a last-second field goal..."
-- Lawler and J.R.
"The Rock named by People Magazine as the world's sexiest wrestler, King!"
"He just edged me out, I guess."
-- J.R. and Lawler
"BEER"
-- huge sign in the crowd
"I don't think Shane would disqualify Triple H if Triple H pulled out a howitzer!"
-- J.R. as Triple H fights in the main event
"X-Pac has just tattooed the Rock right in the head with a steel chair!"
"Took a lot of heart! Took a BIG heart to do that!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Give me that microphone! What's the matter with these damn mics?"
(Austin storms up, grabs the mic, launches it to a huge crowd pop, and tosses his own into the stunned Vince's hands)
"Oh no! THAT'S what's wrong with the microphones!"
-- Vince McMahon and Lawler as the microphones again give Vince trouble
"I think Tori and Kane have a lot in common."
"What?"
"I'll tell you about it someday."
"What, they were both in fires, or what?"
"No, I'll tell you about it later."
-- J.R. and Lawler (something's afoot!)
"I'll tell you one damn thing and you can believe this; if Triple H or D-X in any way gets involved in anything else tonight, it's gonna be their ass and I mean it! Their ASS!"
-- Vince McMahon watching the Outlaws fighting in the ring
"Triple H has led D-X into the ring..."
"Well, they didn't actually interfere in the match... they waited until it was over!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Boss Man sucks! Boss Man sucks! Boss Man sucks!"
-- crowd during the Boss Man/Kane match
"I think there's about to be a weigh-in here, J.R..."
-- Lawler as Crash Holly carries the scale up to the apron
"WE ARE PENN STATE! WE ARE PENN STATE! WE ARE PENN STATE!"
-- the crowd throughout the Edge/Christian/Headbangers vs. Bulldog/MSP match, showing their disapproval of the Minnesota gear sported by the Posse
"No wonder Minnesota beat your ass!"
-- Bradshaw before leaving the bar he and Faarooq trashed
"So you don't believe, then, that that was an accident? You don't believe that me striking Austin was an accident; that's what you're saying? Well I'll tell you what then! Let me remind you of No Mercy! I suppose it was no accident when Stone Cold was facing Triple H for the WWF title, and you blasted Stone Cold with a sledgehammer! Was THAT an accident, Rock?"
(The Rock turns to look at Stone Cold with a dark scowl, while Austin looks back at him threateningly)
"See, that's what I'm trying to tell both of you! Accidents do happen! By God, it's an accident that Triple H is the WWF champion! THAT'S an accident too!"
-- Vince McMahon
"What do you think the Big Show's gonna do, or what he's gonna think, when he finds out what the Big Boss Man just did on the day after Big Show's father passed away?"
"Well, I tell you what-- I shudder to think what the Big Show is capable of, and we may have to wait until the Survivor Series this Sunday to find it out."
-- Lawler and J.R.
"Break his arm!"
-- Vince McMahon yelling advice to Shane, as Shane officiates the main event
"Good preparation there, ace!"
-- J.R. when Lawler can't remember Scott Taylor's new name
"They're going! Easy, tough guy; you'll get your shot!"
-- Triple H to Vince as he sends the rest of D-X backstage
"Rodney going for a moonsault, and nobody there! Someday, Rodney's going to hit that move!"
"Y'think?"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Hope he's got a microphone."
-- Lawler as Triple H comes out onto the stage to confront McMahon, Austin, and the Rock; one of the dead mics Austin launched can be seen near his feet
"Oh, THAT'S real good."
-- J.R. as Triple H crotch-crops Vince McMahon
"The people here at Penn State were happy to see at least one Golden Gopher go down!"
-- Lawler after the Posse is pinned in their matchup
"I KNOW what they say... but you know I'm not a murderer!... What's the pause for? You know I'm not a murderer!... Look, Aunt Doreen died of natural causes; you know that, the doctor told you!... You have NO proof, and besides, you know better. Look, and I know, that's ridiculous. I even stopped at Wal-Mart and tried to buy my doll today and I couldn't buy it, but I could buy a shotgun AND live ammo!... No, I am not going to go kill somebody... at least, not yet..."
-- Al Snow on the phone backstage
"I wish you were about half as sexy as these guys are."
"Me too, King... me too, Jerry!"
"You wish you were?"
"Oh yeah, Jerry!"
-- Lawler and J.R. as Too Cool moonwalks to the ring
"Badd Ass Billy Gunn, with a steel chair, caught Al Snow right in the back of the head! Hey, ref!"
"Hey, we've got new champions!"
"I don't BELIEVE this..."
-- J.R. and Lawler as the crowd pops solidly for the new champs, the Outlaws, who are stumbling around at ringside trying to get their bearings
"Finally, the Rock has come back to State College!"
"I thought we were in Penn State."
"We are."
"Um... he said--"
"That's the name of the town we're in."
"Oh."
-- the Rock, as Lawler and J.R. do some clarification
"Now let me get this straight! I think we're all in agreement here that you three are a bunch of screwups! We all agree on that; hell, *I* agree on that. You've all made mistakes. But the fact of the matter is here, the only one that doesn't make mistakes is me! Because when it comes right down to it, I've beaten all your asses, and there has been no mistakes, it has not been an accident; the truth is plain and simple-- I AM... THAT... DAMN... GOOD."
-- Triple H
"As the result of a countout... STILL the World Wrestling Federation champion and the winner... Triple H!"
"That's BS, I'll tell you that right now!"
-- Garcia and J.R. as garbage starts flying into the ring
"I'm sorry; I'm so sorry!"
-- a distraught Al Snow (lip-read) in the ring after losing the tag titles, as Mankind sits nearby with an unconcerned smile
"You didn't like it when I named myself the special guest referee at Survivor Series, did you? You didn't like that at ALL, did you?"
"He HATED it."
"But I think he's enjoying this."
-- Vince, J.R., and Lawler as Vince yells at Triple H
"X-Pac, the Rock says, you want to come down the People's aisle carrying your little can of Energy drink? Well, seeing as you like that can so much, the Rock says, he's gonna take that little green and black can, dump all the liquid out, fill it back up with monkey piss, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!"
-- the Rock
"Yo yo yo yo yo! The Grand Master has got something to SAY! If you don't know me, you ain't my homey! We about to get crook up on a couple of mo fos, 'cause we so dope we can't be faded! You know what I'm saying, homey?"
"That's HIDEOUS."
"You got that, mo fo?"
-- Brian Christopher-- urm, Grand Master Sexay-- on the mic, with comments from J.R. and Lawler
"Vince, while we're talking about mistakes... you get your punk-ass in my face tonight, and it is gonna be the BIGGEST mistake of your life."
-- Triple H
"They spilled some awful good beer in that fight!"
-- J.R. as the Acolytes trash a bar
(Backstage, Michael Cole is with an all-smiles D-X; X-Pac has his arm around Road Dogg's shoulders, and Triple H is congratulating Badd Ass)
MICHAEL COLE: "New Age Outlaws, congratulations once again!"
ROAD DOGG (clutching his title belt and looking breathless): "They're not necessary from the likes of you, Jay Arthur!" (briefly struggles with Michael Cole for the mic before pushing the hapless commentator out of the camera shot) "We'll do the thinning around here; see ya!" (turns to Billy Gunn, who stands next to him) "Billy... one more time, Jackson! One more time!"
BILLY GUNN: "Exactly!"
TRIPLE H: "Four... is that four?"
ROAD DOGG (holds the mic out as he winces and rubs his head): "Somebody... take this; I got a headache."
BILLY GUNN: "Four, five..." (takes hold of the staggering Road Dogg) "I don't know; as many times as we want them!"
X-PAC (on the mic): "Hey fellas... hey fellas, how 'bout this? People Magazine's doing a story on X-Pac! It's called, "How X-Pac beat the living hell out of the Rock on Monday Night RAW! BOOOOYA!"
TRIPLE H (takes the mic and takes center stage in the group): "Well McMahon, you want to come out here and tell people, "That's our ass!" "That's my ass!" "That's your ass!" (he's fumbling with his belt) "Well let me you what! No, that's NOT our ass..."
X-PAC (getting the mic again): "Let me hold that for you."
(Triple H turns his back to the camera as the females in the audience start going NUTS)
TRIPLE H: "Let me tell YOU something...." (drops his drawers and moons the camera) "THIS is my ass..."
LAWLER (watching from ringside): "Ack!"
TRIPLE H (as his fellow D-X members hoot with laughter): "That's my ass, right here, and you can stick your head right in it 'cause that's where it belongs!" (turns around to face the camera) "We will do what we want, when we want to do it! And if you don't like it..." (turns back around) "You can kiss right here!"
"Listen pal, I'm telling you right now! You want to show your ass, huh? You ARE an ass! You stay out of my way--"
"I'M an ass?"
"Yeah!"
"I won't stay out of nothing! You stay out of MY way!"
"I'm giving you one more warning!"
-- Triple H (flanked by D-X) and Vince McMahon (flanked by Shane, Test, and the Stooges) going nose-to-nose backstage
"Fo-ley! Fo-ley! Fo-ley!"
-- crowd during the Mankind and Al Snow/NAO match
"This is on the TitanTron or it's your ass! Hey, I'm right back here and Stephanie McMahon... she's having the time of her LIFE!"
-- Road Dogg backstage, revealing a D-X attack on Stephanie McMahon as Test, Vince, and Shane go flying backstage
"Where's Stephanie? What has D-X done with Stephanie?!"
-- J.R.
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