Quotes: Sunday Night HeAT
December 5, 1999
Taped 11/30/99 from Arrowhead Pond, Anaheim, CA
The Mean Street Posse busts up an Acolyte card game backstage. Val Venis vs. Prince Albert. Mark Henry vs. Taka Michinoku (w/ Funaki). Recap of the wedding. MSP beats up Bradshaw backstage. The Godfather vs. the Big Boss Man. Another wedding recap, plus SmackDown fallout. MSP beats up Faarooq backstage. MSP vs. the Acolytes.
"Look at what we got here! It's our heroes, the Acolytes! Yeah, baby!"
"What is this, recess?"
"Hey, look man, ya'll missed a turn-- the playground is THAT way."
-- Rodney, Bradshaw, and Faarooq as the Posse busts in on an Acolyte card game
"I don't think you guys understand what we're talking about here. We're from the mean streets of Greenwich. We are the Posse, and we're challenging you two boys tonight!"
"Gren..."
"Green-which?"
"The Grinch... the Grinch that stole Christmas? That where you're from?"
-- Rodney laying down a challenge, and the Acolytes conversing amongst themselves
"Heellloo, ladies! You know something, ladies? The Big Valbowski and Test, a.k.a. Andrew Martin, have a lot in common! You know, we both carry impressive size... at least in some areas! The only difference is, if the Big Valbowski ever asked for a woman's hand in marriage, he would make damn sure that he would never be punked out at the altar!"
-- Val Venis
"The Acolytes are out searching for the Mean Street Posse... perhaps they're going to accept the Posse's challenge in person!"
"Well Michael, we also get word that it's not only the Acolytes searching for the Posse but they're doing so separately; there's two separate pursuits going on throughout this arena."
"I don't think Faarooq and Bradshaw have much to worry about going it alone; those two big boys..."
"You saying the Posse's not tough?"
"Oh, they ARE tough! They're from the mean streets of Greenwich!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"Steve Blackman's Only Fan"
-- sign in the crowd (with arrow pointing down to sign-holder)
"Whoa, Taka! Taka... I don't always pick my opponent, but I think ya'll are a little bit outnumbered. I mean, me, four hundred pounds, you, a hundred and twenty pounds... Taka, what I think is gonna happen is, you took a plane ride all the way from Japan or Osaka or wherever you came from for nothing! 'Cause all you gonna get here in California is a good old-fashioned butt-whipping!"
-- Mark Henry
"He looked deep in thought."
-- Michael Cole, referring to Mark Henry's speech
"Well, Taka's saying, "See ya!"
"Sayonara?"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly as Henry does a HUGE launch of Taka up into the air and Taka tries to escape with his life
"USA! USA! USA!"
-- chant from the crowd
"This could be time for the big ol' splash from Sexual Chocolate!"
-- Michael Cole as the crowd actually stands up in anticipation (must be starved for action)
"The indignities... the indecencies... but this was inconceivable! It's no longer about a championship; it's no longer about fair play. This has become extremely personal! To what lengths will a man go to avenge his only daughter? Vince McMahon-- Triple H-- no holds barred!"
-- Armageddon commercial
"Poss-se! You spilled my beer, you ruined my card game-- we're not through playing yet, boys!"
-- Bradshaw backstage
"Kevin, I'll tell you what-- I really hope the Posse knows what its doing."
-- Michael Cole, watching a recap of the Posse attacking Bradshaw
"Boss Man sucks! Boss Man sucks! Boss Man sucks!"
-- big chant from the crowd
"Will Armageddon, Kevin, BE armageddon for D-Generation X? The Outlaws taking on the Rock and Sock Connection, X-Pac against Kane, and also Triple H, Vince McMahon no-holds-barred at Armageddon!"
-- Michael Cole building up the PPV
"Hope they've got their life insurance paid up."
-- Kevin Kelly as the MSP comes to the ring
"There's only two things all you fans need to know out here! That one, we are the Mean Street Posse, and two, we run things around here! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
-- Rodney in the ring, proving his stupidity
"Faarooq is covered in splinters! Bradshaw's been beaten about the head and neck with a broomstick!"
-- Kevin Kelly as the Acolytes, looking annoyed, come to the ring
"Oh, my! Joey Abs just took out Kevin Kelly, right here in front of us!"
-- Michael Cole as the fight spills onto the announcers table
"Bradshaw, Where's the Nearest Bar?"
-- sign in the crowd
"You want to be a bad-ass? Huh? Is this bad enough for you?"
-- Faarooq on the mic, just before striking Rodney in the throat with said mic
"NO!"
-- Kevin Kelly waving his hands in a panic to get Faarooq's attention, trying to keep him from putting Rodney through the announcers table (what would J.R. and Lawler do during the SmackDown tapings without a table, after all?)
"If Joey Abs was smart, he'd feign unconsciousness like Pete Gas."
-- Kevin Kelly
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