Quotes: Sunday Night HeAT
December 19, 1999
Taped 12/14/99 from Florida State University campus, Tallahassee, FL
WWF European Championship: Val Venis (C) vs. Steve Blackman; Kurt Angle interferes. Backstage, Mark Henry begs to tag with the Godfather. Plays of the week. Terri/Santa commercial. Gangrel/Mideon (w/ Luna) vs. the Headbangers. Tazz promo. New commentator Johnathan Coachman interviews the Dudley Boyz backstage while Mae Young talks to the hos. D'Lo Brown vs. Taka Michinoku (w/ Funaki). Review of recent McMahon/Helmsley storylines. The Godfather (w/ hos) & Mark Henry (w/ Mae Young) vs. the Dudley Boyz.
"Hello, everybody, and welcome to Sunday Night HeAT, on what has been deemed a "new era" in the World Wrestling Federation!"
-- Michael Cole, kicking us off
"Heeellloo, ladies!" (shots of females in the crowd going nuts) "Y'know somethin' ladies, the Big Valbowski and Halley's comet have a lot in common!"
"A little astronomy lesson for you, Michael!"
"You know, you can see us both coming from miles away... the only difference is, while Halley's comet only comes once every seventy-six years, the Big Valbowski comes on command!"
-- Val Venis, plus a comment from Kevin Kelly and various pops from the crowd
"At Armageddon, Val Venis won the European championship in what was a great triple threat match against the Bulldog and D'Lo!"
"As a matter of fact, three new champions were crowned! Not only did Miss Kitty-- I mean, the Cat-- become the WWF Women's champion, but we have our first Inter-Chris-inental champion."
"Yeah, Chris Jericho, Y2J, defeating the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna. What was curious about that situation, Kevin, was the fact that Chyna actually shook Jericho's hand after the match!"
"And then, of course, on RAW and SmackDown, as Jericho competed, defending his title both times, Chyna got involved. I'm a little surprised, as is Jericho. Apparently, Chyna has respect towards Y2J!"
"And why is she doing this?"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"And Val Venis, where his money's made, so to speak, in trouble here..."
-- Michael Cole as Val Venis takes a nutshot on the top rope
"That must be another one of Kurt Angle's "I"s... interference!"
-- Kevin Kelly as Angle interferes on Val's behalf
"After all the bad things you've done to me, man, I don't need you! I've got my hos, man!"
-- the Godfather to Mark Henry; Mark's begging to tag with the 'Father
"We've got so much in common, man!"
"Common? What we got in common; we both black! That's about all WE got in common."
-- Mark Henry and the Godfather
"Dearest, most wonderful, jolly, giving, loving, generous, handsome Santa Claus. All I want for Christmas this year... I think I need to tell you in person."
-- Terri writing a letter to Santa
"After what we've seen this week with Stephanie McMahon Helmsley and Triple H, Gangrel and Luna look pretty normal."
-- Michael Cole as Gangrel and Luna head ringside (Luna actually looks halfway decent this week)
"With RAW looming on the horizon tomorrow night, nine o'clock, eight central on USA, I would not want to be Mick Foley, Mankind."
"Certainly, you know that Mankind spoiled all of Stephanie and Hunter's plans last Thursday on SmackDown, wielding that whole shopping cart full of "presents," shall we say, and allowing the Rock and Big Show to escape. Will there be any retribution coming the way of Mankind, and the Rock, for that matter, as well?"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"He stuffs?"
-- Kevin Kelly as the stuffing falls out of Mosh's bra
"Whoever the [tag team] champions are come Royal Rumble, next month from the sold-out Madison Square Garden in New York, the Acolytes are going to get a tag team title shot."
"For anyone wearing the gold, having the Acolytes looming overhead has to be an awful proposition."
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"Mae Young... you old, decrepid, b-b-b-b-b-" (smack) "I ain't even gonna say it!"
-- Buh Buh Ray
"Now, lemme tell you girls sumthin'. We're gonna be workin' together out here; and let's not show too much skin because this IS a family show!"
-- Mae Young talking to the hos backstage
"You wanna drink?"
"Sure..."
"NOT TOO MUCH of that!"
-- Mae Young and a ho, as one of the Godfather's ladies partakes of a little too much of the flask
"Michael, if you think about it, all the World Wrestling Federation superstars are simply puppets on the end of a string, with Stephanie McMahon Helmsley and her husband Triple H at the controls. And really, they're going to remain at the controls of those puppet strings until Vince and Shane decide to come back and reclaim what's rightfully theirs!"
"And where ARE Vince and Shane? Haven't heard from them; haven't seen them all week long..."
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole
"D'Lo! D'Lo! D'Lo!"
-- chant from the crowd
"Are there any pimps up in this house?"
"Oh, in this town, definitely!"
-- the Godfather, plus a comment from Kevin Kelly
"Sweetheart, I wake every day hoping that you'll stay. I want everyone to know that it's me and you, Mae!"
-- Mark Henry reading the poem he wrote for his "girl," Mae Young, to big crowd heat and laughs from the commentators
"What do you think of your boyfriend now, you old bag?"
-- Buh Buh Ray to Mae Young, seconds before Mae leaps on Buh Buh's back and starts cracking him over the head with her flask
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