"Frightening, isn't it Sir." Sam Carter said as she approached O'neill. She shook her head and laughed as Daniel practically killed a young Lieutenant just by smiling at her. "How can he not see the effect he has on women? Innocent I understand, THAT innocent I don't buy."
Jack looked at her, "You don't think that he knows exactaly what he does to those girls? It's a mans instinct Carter. He knows, he just doesn't show it. And in my experience that means one of three things, either he's gay, he's a player, or he's madly in love. I've known Daniel long enough to say it is certainly not the first two, which means..."
"He's in love." Sam finished, trying not to sound disappointed. Although why she felt disappointed and even a little jealous she could NOT figure.
"Bingo! Teal'c tell out lovely contestant what she has just won." Jack said and the large Jaffa walked up to them.
"I do not know what Captain Carter has won." As Teal'c saw the look on Jacks face he added, "Is this another one of your strange jokes O'neil?"
"Teal'c, we really need to work a little more on that sence of humor. Have to been watching those 3 stooges tapes I gave you?"
"Nyuc, Nyuc, Nyuc." Teal'c said without the slightest hint of amusement. "I find no humor in that O'neill."
Jack sighed louder then nessisary.
Sam grinned, "I've got some work to do Sir, I'll see you two later."
"Just like you Carter, leave when a good discusion gets going. Sure you don't want to be in on the one?"
Sams mind grasped for any decent reason to leave, and not finding any she opted for the less appealing truth. "Pass. I think i would rather watch spore samples multiply, or even Daniel enjoying another cup of cold coffee with someones cigerette butt in it."
Jack winced at the memory of that one. "Gross Carter, trully disgusting..." He called out as she quickly headed toward her office and away from his lesson on humor.
As she ducked around a corner, avoiding getting sucker punched with a bad oneliner and made one of the colonels lessons, she literally ran into Daniel. "Holy Hannah!" She gasped as they both ended up on the floor on their rear-ends. "Daniel! Where on earth did you come from?"
Daniel gathered up some of his scattered reports and grinned, "Well I was coming from my office and trying to find you. The search need continue no more apperantly."
Sam grabbed up some of the papers as well and helped him carry them to her office, careful to avoid the hallway they had last seen Jack and Teal'c in. "So, whats the rush for? You were going nearly a mile a minute when I ran into you." She said as she opened the door for him.
"You were going just as fast." Daniel ploped the papers down onto her desk, not noticing or maybe just not minding, the scowl on her face and the usually neat desk was insantly a cluttered mess. He turned a chair around and stradled it backwards, resting his chin on the back as he grinned up at her.
A position he learned from Jack undoubtedly, but Daniel made it look a lot more enticing. //WHOA! where did that come from Carter!// Sam tried to push the thoughts out of her head. "Yeah, but I had reason, I was escaping one of Jacks humorlessons." She tried to straighten the mess on her desk, and was sure that she looked like she was nervous and fidgity about something.
"You know me, always late for something. Anyhow..." Daniel leaned back and spun his chair around, while swinging himself around to sit in it the correct way. It was amazing he didnt end up on the floor with the combination of Daniel being Daniel and the tiny size of the room. As it was he managed to knock Sams balance off and she fell, all the papers spreading once again all over the place.
