Beernuts Team History

Beernuts
Established 1996
Founder, CEO, Coach & General Manager: Joseph Boo

All-Time Record
*-In progress
Total: 39-31 (.557)
1996: 8-7 (3rd)
1997: 9-5 (T2nd)
1998: 7-7 (4th)
1999: 11-4 (1st, FFL Champions)
2000: 4-8*

Beernuts Stadium
Capacity: 122,000
Built in 1932 for mass weddings. Re-furbished in 1996 for football and cockfighting.

Beernuts Individual Records
*-Active
Most Touchdown Passes, Career
Brett Favre-66, 1997-98
Most Touchdown Runs, Career
*Fred Taylor-29, 1998-present
Most Touchdown Reception, Career
Cris Carter-36, 1997-present
Most Points, Career
Cris Carter-224, 1997-present
Most Touchdowns, Career
Cris Carter-36, 1997-present
Most Touchdown Passes, Season
Brett Favre-35, 1997
Most Touchdown Runs, Season
Fred Taylor-14, 1998
Most Touchdown Receptions, Season
Tony Martin-14, 1996
Most Touchdowns, Season
Fred Taylor-17, 1998
Most Points by a Kicker, Season
John Carney-117, 1996
Most Points by a Position Player, Season
Brett Favre-117, 1997
Most Touchdowns by a Rookie
Fred Taylor-17, 1998
Most Touchdown Passes, Game
Brett Favre-5, 1997
Most Touchdown Runs, Game
Fred Taylor-4, 2000
Most Touchdown Receptions, Game
Tony Martin-4, 1996
Most Points by a Kicker, Game
Greg Davis-20, 1997
Most Points by a Position Player, Game
Tony Martin-24, 1996

Beernuts Team Records
Most Wins
11-1999
Most Points Scored
70-Week 4 vs. Outlaws, 1996
Least Points Given Up
12-Week 1 vs. Outlaws, 1999
Biggest Margin of Victory
46-Week 4 vs. Outlaws, 1996

Beernuts Team MVPs
1996-Tony Martin, WR
1997-Brett Favre, QB
1998-Cris Carter, WR
1999-Cris Carter, WR

Beernuts Hall of Fame
QB Brett Favre, 1997-98

Beernuts vs. Opponents
OpponentWinsLossesPct.
Majors of Pain301.000
White Tigers201.000
Thunder73.700
Outlaws63.666
Vermont Football Club21.666
Mountees42.600
Whippersnappers75.583
Owen's Apocalypse44.500 tr>Mudcats/Eagle Rock Tonic11.500
Sgt. Kill & the Death Commandos/Silver Lake Titanium27.222
Rat Bastards15.167

Five Greatest Moments in Beernuts History

  1. Champions
    The Beernuts were not intimidated by its first FFL Bowl appearnace in franchise history, and they raced out to a 23-0 lead over the favored Thunder. But the Thunder roared to life and closed it to 23-17. red Taylor scored a toucdown to give the Beernuts some space, but Leroy Hoard came back with a touchdown for the Thunder. With 1:37 left, Steve McNair led his thunder 71 yards into the Beernuts' red zone. On the final play he threw a underneath pass to Hoard, who head toward the endzone with the winning touchdown. But the Beernuts' Mike Jones dragged Hoard down an inch short to preserve the Beernuts' championship.
  2. The "Willis Reed" Game
    The Beernuts and the first place Thunder were tied going in a 1997 game going into overtime. The Thunder thought they had the big advantage, as their bench depth was stronger while the Beernuts were ravaged by injury. But Beernuts backup quarterback Mark Brunell, who was sidelined by a injury for three months, inexplicably went to the dressing room and put on his uniform, even though he was listed as doubtful for the game. He threw a touchdown pass in overtime to complete the most stirring comeback by a player in sports history.
  3. Carney vs. Stoyo
    The first meeting in a strange and bitter rivalry between the Beernuts and the Whippersnappers took place in 1996 and is considered the greatest game in FFL history. With both team's defense shutting down the offense, the game turned into a war of field goals. Beernuts kicker John Carney and Snappers kicker Pete Stoyanovich literally traded field goals and the lead between each other throughout the game. With seven seconds left to play and the Beernuts up by two, Stoyo lined up to kick the potential 37 yard game winner. But Anthony Pupunu managed to get a hand up and barely block the kick, preserving a Beernuts victory.
  4. The Punt Return
    The Beernuts' first playoff appearance against their old rival the Whippersnappers didn't look good. Star receiver Cris Carter was knocked out in the first quarter, and a tough 'Snappers D put the Beernuts down, 16-0, in the fourth quarter. Then the comeback started. The Beernuts got a touchdown on a touchdown pass to Derrick Mayes to cut the lead. But the Beernuts turned the ball over twice to kill their comeback attempt. With 1:37 left, the Whippersnappers were forced to punt and the Beernuts dramatically returned the punt to tie the game at 16. Then after the Beernuts D forced a turnover, Fred Taylor, just back from a two month injury, reeled off a 38-yard touchdown run to send the Beernuts to FFL Bowl VI.
  5. The Misprint in the Paper.
    The upstart Beernuts were 2-1 in their inaugural season in 1996, but they faced their first test as a franchise when they ran up against the Outlaws, one of the original teams and the only existing one at the time with a championship. With Emmitt Smith and Terry Allen, the greatest backfield of all time, the Outlaws were heavy favorites. But a young and fired-up Beernuts team scored early to the start the game. Then they scored often. Behind 18 points from quarterback Scott Mitchell and three touchdowns from Terrell Davis and Tony Martin, the Beernuts walloped the Outlaws 70-24, scoring the second most points in FFL history. Many people who heard about the game on the news or in the paper thought the score was a misprint. Maybe the Beernuts lost 7-24. But the score was correct. In their first challenge, the Beernuts scored 70 points to send a notice to everyone.

Beernuts Honorees
Brad Otton Award
1997-Brett Favre
Rocky Award
1996-Tony Martin
1997-Cris Carter
1999-Cris Carter
Most Improved Player Award
1996-Tony Martin
1997-Mike Alstott



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