10. The stinky, flat-faced, crooked-toothed Chinaman who tried to sell me ching chong batteries on the R trian, making me late for muh nail appointment. 

9. The candy-corned toothed Arab guy, with frosted flakes falling out of the turbine on his greasy head, that wouldn't stop staring at me in the Alafle Falafle Munch.

8. My nosey-ass neighbors.  Mind your peace, before I raise hell up in here!!!

7. The guy with big gums that works across the street from my corner.  Never leaving my bitches alone.  If they want some gum they'll go up  to the candy store.

6. That fat-lipped, busted monkey faced, big muscled -  small wormed, curious george looking like, uncle E of an ex-boyfriend.  Your bannanas are in the fridge bitch.

5. Lick n' love me christine, " the kid gussler."   Dick whipped to the fullest.  You're supposed to keep your man in check Bitch!!!!  Don't you ever cancel plans on me.  Shit.

4. Fat people who stink up my circumference in the summer time.  Get yourself some speed stick, your stench ain't no secret.

3. Upper Middle-classed, surburan, white kids who have the nerve to say they're "famished."  Try living in East Brooklyn with nothin' but an empty, unlabled jar of no frills mayo and a box of 10 year-old baking soda in the fridge, to keep it fresh. 

2. People who walk through the door after I open it for myself.  You lazy pricks, you should be holding the door for me.

1. People who talk mad shit about me, but have no information to back it up.  How 'bout I back my ass up into your face and let it rip,  like pracata!!!!!!  Assholes.

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