Christians arn't just 'religious' people who try to be perfect...because we definitely arn't. We can laugh too! Check out what we come up with :) Signs on Church Property Grins and Groans
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
~ No Lord -- No Peace. Know Lord -- Know Peace.
~ Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
~ Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
~ Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
~ Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!
~ People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
~ The Lord so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
~ Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
~ When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
~ Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
~ Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.
~ How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?
~ Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
~ It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
~ Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
~ If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
~ If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
~ This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? ---------> (U R)
~ Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
~ In the dark? Follow the Son.
~ Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
~ If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
A. Ruthless
A. German Shepherds.
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
