"Muhahahahahaha"

by Slacker aka Meghan

JdDrEw1385@aol.com

J.D. was sitting at his reserved table at the nearest White Castle waiting for Jason, Nina and Meghan to arrive, it was now 1 AM and they were to be here at 12:30. He was about to leave when the door to the reteraunt opened and in came the trio.
"Where the Heck ((nope no curse words for this guy)) have you guys been!?" Meghan looked at Nina "Awww,, isnt he so cute when he's mad?"
"Yeah, of course he is" She replied not paying any attention b/c she was too occupied with Jason. Meghan was too busy starring at JD to notice her not noticing.
"We're sorry baby, we got caught in some traffic." Meghan said slipping her arm around his waist.
"Is there a new rush hour time I dont know about or something?" J.D. retorted wondeing how on earth there was traffic at this time of night/day.
"Does everything have to have a reasonable explaination, Mr. Drew?" Nina asked.
"Forget it. Lets just get something to eat." JD said rolling his beautiful eyes.
"J.D., dont you have a baseball game to play tomorrow?" Jason asked wondering why the hell((yup curse words for this guy)) they were at White Castle at 1 in the morning.
"Uh, yeah. I think so, it's a night game and Davis is starting anyway." Meghan cringed at the name 'Davis', JD laughed a little "Come on he's a good player"
"Aw, you know you're the better one.." she said snuggling up to him. "Whatever you say." he said kissing her softly.
"Well. do you have any tickets for us?" Nina asked anxiously . She wasnt too good at baseball and barley understood the rules but was willing to learn.
"Of course" JD said pulling out 3 tickets "First row, first base line."
"Cool" Jason said snaggin his ticket studying it. "JD, dude you've got to teach us how to play baseball sometime!" Jason said out of nowhere.
Nina's face lit up. "Yeah! do that!"
"Yeah. teach us sweetie, it'll be fun." J.D. didnt look too up to the idea but these were his friends and his girlfriend, how could he pass it up? little did he know what he'd be getting himself into.
"Alright" He finally agreed. "The All-Star Break is coming up soon, so we'll do it then." What was he doing!?
"Aint you just the sweetest?" Meghan squealed with delight.
"Aww, yeah. Your the sweetest" Nina ageed.
Everyone turned to Jason "Umm, yeah. The Sweetest." Jason 'agreed'
~~A Few Weeks Later.
"....No, you have to HIT The ball. Hit the ball!"
"I'm trying..they're coming too fast!" Nina screeched dodging the balls.
"Alright. i'll pitch them to you. Just keep your eye on it."
"I'll try my hardest." J.D. walked to the mound. "Alright, Ready?"
"Yeah, yeah, throw the little sucker!" JD let it rip but it flew up and hit Jason on the knee.
Nina screeched "I thought you were a baseball player!"
"hey, I never said I was a pitcher!" She glared at him and ran to Jasons side. "Are you alright??" She said panicing and worriedly ((not a suprise))
"Yeah. just get me some ice please?"
"Yeah Yeah. i'll be right back"
"Thanks" he said kissing her cheek. With that she left in search for ice.
"Jason, man. I'm sorry."
"Yeah. thats Ok, you didnt mean to I guess."
"I thought i could pitch..guess not" he shruged "Uh huh..guess not..." just then Nina appeared with what they suppoesed was ice, but they werent sure.
"Uhhh, what is that?" Meghan asked.
"I'm not sure but whatever it is, its cold." They all shrugged and Jason placed 'it' on his knee.
"Now, if you guys want to play baseball, ya gotta learn how to take hits. We get hit all the time. I got hit more than 15 times last season"
"in the knee?"
"Yeah, and in the back, the chest and shin..most often in the back though, right on the number."
"Well bud, i hate to burst your bubble but keep in mind WE ARENT PROFSSIONALS!"
"Dang! Sorry, just always keep your eye on the ball." they all nodded "Ok, Meghan your turn. do you want me to pitch it to you or use the machine?"
"Umm, i'll take my chances with the machince that shoots balls 80 miles per hour."
"Arent you just so funny, Anyway. put your elbow up and spread your legs slightly apart.((that sounds funny lol)) and keep your eye on the ball!"
"Alright, Alright" This went on for a few more hours. Jason got hit by some more of J.D.'s pitches, Nina still couldnt hit the ball, and Meghan tried to avoid contact with the ball at all costs. "Will someone tell me why i'm doing this again?"
"We convinced you it would be fun blah blah blah."
"How could anyone do this for a living? I think we should just go to Disney World and forget about baseball for a while." Nina suggested.
"Disney World? How do you suppose we'll pull that off. Maybe you forgot but I have baseball to play. It is my job."
"You said yourself it was the All Star Break. Just come on it'll be Fun"
"Last time you said something would be fun we ended up like this"
"Come on just do it, we can take my van." Jason spoke up.
~Way to Disney World
"..93 bottles of non-alcholic beverages on the wall, 93 bottles of non-alcholic beverages , take one down pass it around, 92 bottles of non-alcholic beverages on the wall!" Jason sang, it was the third round...he already went through soda, juice and rootbeer so he decided to narrow it down to non-alcholic beverages."..93 bottles of non-alcholic beverages on the wall, 93 bottles of non-alcholic beverages , take one down pass it around, 92 bottles of non-alcholic beverages on the wall!" Jason sang, it was the third round...he already went through soda, juice and rootbeer so he decided to narrow it down to non-alcholic beverages."..93 bottles of non-alcholic beverages on the wall, 93 bottles of non-alcholic beverages , take one down pass it around, 92 bottles of non-alcholic beverages on the wall!" Jason sang, it was the third round...he already went through soda, juice and rootbeer so he decided to narrow it down to non-alcholic beverages.
"Sweetie?" Nina said sweetly.Jason took a slight break from his singing..
"yessss?"
"SHUT-UP!"
"Sorry" he mummbled and put on his headphones.
~Florida "FINALLY!" Nina yelled as she stepped out of the van.
"Jeez, i'm suprised we didnt kill eachother in there" Meghan said quite relieved.
"Yeah, lets go check into the hotel." JD inquired ((using big words mwahahaha))
As the foursome were walking towards the hotel enterance they got the feeling they were being STALKED. Suddenly more and more women were approching them..
"Oh my Gosh! Its him! Its JD DREW!" one of the psyhcotic women declared ((another big word mwahahaahaha))
"Uhhh....RUN!!!!!!" JD yelled.
Nina, Jason and Meghan stared blankly at the comical scene and then decided it'd be wise to run.
~~ So they ran all the way to the hotel and up to there rooms as quickly as possible.
"Tell me something, Does this happen a lot dear?!" Meghan asked..
"Uhhh..maybe we should go.." Jason said motioning towards the door..
"STAY!"
"Or not..." he said dropping his hand off the door knob.
"So, does it happen a lot?"
"Not that i know of "
"So am I always going to have to worry about crazy women chasing you when we step foot outside?"
"Uhhh...no?"
"No? NO??!"
"I do believe that was the wrong response..." Nina jumped in somewhat ammused by JD's squirming and Meghan's slight jelousy.
"Shut-up!" J.D. and Meghan yelled in unison.
"Alright, I think its time to leave." Jason said dragging Nina out the door.
"What is wrong with you?"
"Well I dont know, theres just an obsessive group of women out there who worship the ground you walk on" She said crosing her arms. J.D. smirked.
"You're jealous."
"No, i'm not.dont flatter yourself, buddy"
"Come here.." he said pulling her down beside him." You know you're the only one for me. I love you."
"Aww, I Love you too."
"Awwww.. thats so sweet..Why arent you ever that sweet?" Nina said pulling the cup away from the door where she had been listening.((*screams* LOL@Slacker! That's me!))
"Uhh.."
"Oh, good response.." She said sarcastically.
"Come on. I'm a good guy." Jason tried desperatly to get himself out of this one as he followed Nina down the hall.

To be continued....