**Episode 1** It was an ordinary day for Racetrack. He was just standing around selling papers till he noticed Tink walking toward him. Race threw on his best and stuck out his chest to impress her. "Hey dollface, wanna go out with me?" he asked. Tink looks at Race and said, "What the heck are you doing?! Are pulling your swerve on me?" Race grinned. "Yeah, now go out with me." "EWW! I don't think so! Not in that and especially not that skinny without muscles!" **Episode 2** **Episode 3** * Meanwhile *
"But c'mon, I ain't dat bad lookin' in my best, am I?" Race whined. Tink gets an 'interesting' look on her face as Race starts to think she's buying his swerve. He grins, but then realizes there are eyes staring at him from behind. He glances back to see the Incrediable Hulk dressed in period clothing. He. Is. Huge! "That's my fiancee! Soak 'em, Hulk!" Race got scared when the Hulk barreled his fist at him.
"AHHHHHHH!" he screamed, running in the air for a minute like a cartoon, and jetted off as a blur. Racetrack ran into the closest safe haven which was the Newsgoils lodging house. He hide behind the counter. "Race?" someone called. "Dreamer?" "What are you doing behind the counter?" Dreamer asked, helping him out. "Oh Dreamah, it was so scary..." he started, saddened. "Tell me all about it." Race spilled all that has happen. In this time, Dreamer started to realize how wonderfully HOT Racetrack was even with the cigar in his mouth.
Dreamer stared at Race in all his hotness as he told his story about his encounter with the Hulk. Race finally realized that she was staring SO hard, and smirked to himself..."yeah, I knew my swerve would work" he told himself. Just then, Dreamer attacked Race! After a little while, things calmed down. Race and Dreamer sat silently on the old orange couch in the lobby. "No one should know what happen here, got that?" she told him. "Especially Mayhem shouldn't know" Race added.
All the sudden, the door swung open and Mayhem made her way in! Dreamer and Race jumped ten feet in the air. Mayhem seen them and pointed Skittery's stick - which she got from him somehow - at them. "What's going on?!" "Nothing" they both squeaked. "Good, not let's go to Shepshed Races, Ractrack!" Mayhem grabbed Race and skipped off happily down the street.
We begin with Shadow and Daphne out on the town shopping. "Ooo..I like this one!" Daphne said, holding up a skirt. "This is cute!" Shadow said, holding up blouse. The two girls squealed and paid for the items. As they got back to the lodging house and put they're new clothes up, they got bored. "Hey, are you bored?" Shadow asked. "Yeah, let's go do something evil to Skittery!" "Okay!" Daphne did her 'Bumlets/Pie Eater' leap as Shadow did a happy dance then they started plotting their evil plan. After a while of pain staking planning, they found Skittery at the Pink Clothes Store with Specs, Racetrack, and some other guy no one cared about. They caught Skitts and Race arguing.
"Whatcha mean pink underwear is better then my mixed colored vest?!" Race shouted. "It's way better!" Skitts yelled doing his jump-over-the-leg thing to make him seem better than Race who left the store b/c he could care less. Shadow and Daphne innocently walked up to Skitts. "Hey Skittery, come with us!" they said. "Why?" "Because....." the girls recked their minds. Daphne thought of something. "Because, we want to give you a present!" "Can I have a present too?!" Specs asked, butting into the convo. "And me too?!" said the newsie who no one knows who the heck he was. The girls giggled. "Sure, you can!"
They brought the newsies back to the newsgoils lodging house and gave the 3 guys a 'present'. "Are you sure this is suppose to sting?" Specs asked, wondering what the heck Shadow was doing to his head. "The stinging is natural." The girls finished just in time to have Blush walked in. She gasped in horror. "WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR HAIR?!?!" she screamed, staring at her Skittery. Skitts smiled. "You like it? Shadow and Daphne did it!" he grinned, real idiotic like.
"NoOoOoOo!!!!" Blush screamed. "It's horrible!!!!!! You need to re-do your hair and NOW!" Skitts with Specs and the other newsie guy took a peek in the mirror and scared themselves. They turned to Daphne and Shadow. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO US?!" All the girls could do was laugh like crazy. "We're gonna soak ya!!!" The guys chased after Shadow and Daphne while Blush sobbed to herself. Wisecracks and Davey strolled in. "What's wrong with you?" Crackers asked. Blush whimpered patheticlly about something within the lines of Skitts, his hair, and WHY?!. Crackers got bored and made the weird noise with her throat to amuse herself. Davey listened intently.
Just then, Skitts, Specs, and that other guy came back in. Wisecracks cracked ((no puns intended)) up at the sight and Davey's mouth dropped. "You guys look like horses trampled you!" he shouted then did his 'ah-ha!'. But his twisted little mind began to turn. "Hey, they're not as hot as I am anymore. That means I'm hotter then them...AH HA!" he thought. He knew it was his time to swerve on any availible newsgoil.
But....Wisecracks had the ability to read his mind and smacked him. "You know you will not try your swerve on anyone BUT Jack!" David frowned and saved his swerve for later. "Cracks!" Blush sobbed. "Can you help my poor little Skittery?!" Crackers groaned and agreed to. Her and Davey went upstairs to the bunkroom with Skitts...no one cared for now that Specs and the other guy wasn't hot at the moment. About 15 minutes later, they all emerged and Skitts was as good as new.
Blush squealed with joy and attacked her newsie. "Oh thank you! Thank you, Wisecracks!" "Ahem..." "Oh yeah, and David." "Anytime. Now we gotta go" Cracks turned to Davey. "Where?" "To make me happy!" She grinned and he knew what she was talking about.
Wisecracks and Davey went out to go look for Jack. He was bound to be around somewhere. They found him giving his best swerve to some of the newsgoils. It was working too...well, kinda. At least he was lookin' good.
"So ladies, like whatcha see?" Jack asked, in confidence. Raindrop, Sorrow, Pepper, and Lily stared at him then exchanged glances. "You're all right" Lily shrugged. "Jack, you know we don't like you like that" Raindrop informed. "Being with you would be like being with your brother...gross!" Sorrow made a face. "That's great because he's not going to be with any of you!!!!" Cracks yelled, hauling David over. "Jack is David's!" She kicked Davey when he wasn't agreeing. "Yeah, he's mine!" Jack sighed inwardly, knowing where this would lead. "We need to talk." He grabbed Davey's arm and brought him around the corner. An emotional scene took place...((get out your tissues, folks))
"Jack..." "David, please" Jack looked up, feeling guilty. "What?" "You know this can't go on. I wanna go out and try my swerve on da goils. I've decided to make swerving my profession." "But, that's not a life! You need to hook up with someone and not...everyone!" "Oh Dave, if only it could be but it can't." Davey frowned, was this how it was going to end? He'll never hear the end with Wisecracks around. "If that's the way you want it..." Jack nodded. "I do." He hugged Davey and walked away. Dave felt so rejected, he began an evil plan in his head.
"AHHHHH!!! DON'T TELL ME HE DUMPED YOU!" Cracks screamed, not believing what she heard. "Yeah, he did." "Why didn't you go after him?!?!?!" Davey was sad. "I don't know, but I have a plan to get him back..." Wisecracks shot up. "You do? Please tell!" Davey grinned, michiviously.
Mush and Coneflower were sitting happily in their beach chairs ontop of the lodging house. The stereo was playing fake waves and sea gull sounds. "Oh, Coney, I don't think anything can spoil our vacation to Hawaii." Mush said. "Tell me about it. I don't think anyone will find us here!" She sipped her pina colada. "Now put on your skimpy muscle shirt!" Mush went off to change.
"Dis good?" Mush said coming back. Cone's face scrutched and she asked, "Why is Dutchy behind you with his mouth open?" Mush turned to see Dutchy behind him. "HEY! Whatcha think ya doin here?" Dutchy didn't speak, just stared with his mouth open. "What's wrong?" Cone asked. Mush and Cone walked up to Dutchy and poked him with a 'Pulitzer Poke'. All the sudden, Dutchy blew up to reveal....dun dun DUN - Shadow! Mush and Cone gasped. "How did you find us?!" Shadow giggled. "Sillys, I followed you! You did know you are just ontop of the lodging house, right?" The other two looked around, dumbfounded. "We're on the roof of the lodging house?" Cone asked, real ditz-like. Shadow nodded. Cone smacked her forehead. "Drat! That means Kloppman jipped us out of money for plane tickets! GRR!"
"So, what are you doin' here, Shadow?" Mush asked. "Uh...Mush..." Shadow started. "That's Cone you're talking to, not me." Mush turned around to face Shadow. "Oh there you are!" He smacked his forehead, saying "D'OH!" Cone began to devise a plan to get Kloppy to give them they're money back. "I'm here to take you home as a sovineir!" Cone heard this and jumped into action. "You're not taking my Mushie baby!!!" She growled, protectively throwing herself over Mush. "But Cone, she doesn't have to take me." The two girls went "Huh?" "Yeah, I have a secret to show you!" Mush dug his way from under Cone, and pulled something out of his beach bag. What he pulled out shocked them both!
