Newsies+Tennis= Disaster

What happens when you take the guys to play tennis………it's not pretty!

I had the chance to experience it today when I went to play tennis. I invited the guys to come me.
Me and the guys walk onto the tennis court.
Jack: What is the point of this?
Me: To get exercise and have fun.
I play all the guys.
Davey is first. I smacks the tennis ball at him. He falls to the ground screaming like a girl, scared to death.
Blink gets hit in his 'good' eye. "Ahhh……I'm blind now!"
Jack hops around like he did in Santa Fe dodging the balls. "Ride 'em cowboy!"
Jake plays like a pro b/c he has big calves. Yeah, that's the only reason why he can play good.
I turn on the tennis ball machine when Les gets on the court and it pulverizes him! *muhahahaha*
Mush stares blankly at the tennis racket, trying to fit the ball between the little holes in the racket.
Spot just stands there and growls at the balls that come his way. The balls stop right in front of him and now I'm staring blankly.
Race is betting whether Davey will actually hit a ball or not.
Skittery gracefully dances onto the court in his pink underwear and a tutu showing a talent that no one knew he had.
Les somehow comes back to life and I sick the huge dandelion on him. It squashes him into the ground and I dance around in victory. Yay!
Denton comes out in his little tennis skirt and flirts with all the guys. "It's our lady, Denton!" With my special powers, I make the ground eat him. Yay! Another victory!
Everyone watches has Sarah plays a game by herself. She starts hitting herself with her racket. "Stop hitting youself! Stop hitting yourself." I stare blankly again and 2 words come to mind - multiple personality. No wait, let me take that back. She's just a huge ditz.
Then the small car full of clowns run me over and they get out and honk at me. *honk* *honk*