Thanks

Disclaimer: I did not make most of these up myself (some I did though). Whoever made these up, I am not stealing them. Just borrowing, and not making any money off of ‘em. Trust me, I won’t do that.

--It’s not always easy to:

Apologize

begin over

take advice

be unselfish

keep on trying

be considerate

think and then act

profit by mistakes

forgive and forget

shoulder the blame

...but it uaually pays

--A single reason why you can do something is worth a hundred reasons why you can’t.

--A smile is an inexpensive ways to improve your looks.

--Ideas are worth a dime a dozen, but the men and women who implement them are priceless.

--If a man leaves children behind him, it is as if he did not die.

--Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing (I love that one ;)

--If you haven’t much to be thankful for, be thankful for what you don’t have.

--Kindness is like snow; it makes everything it covers beautiful.

--As much of Heaven is visiable as we have eyes to see.

--The best thing you can give your children is happy memories.

--The best way to get credit is to give it away (this one is suppose to be taken a certain way; example- two kids break a lamp and they blame one another for it)

--Pray for a good harvest then continue to hoe, hoe, hoe.

--Sitting still and wishing makes no person great. The good Lord send the fishing but you must dig the bait.

--Success is doing the things other people say they’re going to do.

--If you want the rainbow, you gotta out up with the rain.

--Sometimes the smallest things in life are the hardest to take. You can sit on a moutain more comfortable then a tack.

--There is music in all hearts. If we listen, we can hear each other’s song.

--Anyone who isn’t pulling his weight is pushing his luck.

--Life is like a piano. What you get out of it is how you play it.

--Why is it that the wettest dogs are always the friendest?

--Everytime a child is born the world lights up with new possibles.

--There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree - Sit on an acorn and wait, or climb it!

--Make the most of the best and least of the worst.

--Be glad of life because it gives you a chance to love and to work and to play and to look at the stars.

--Each day is a gift. Receive it with thankfullness, unwrap it with anticipation, and relish it with joy!

--Lift down and lift someone up. It the best excercise.

--The trouble of learning from experiace is that you never graduate.

Not so serious ones:

"We’re the young generation and we got something to say" - The Monkees

"Who…are you?" - the catepillar in Alice in Wonderland

"Speaker 1: Are you crazy or something?

Speaker 2: That’s what my last psych exam said."

"Max: Dad, it’s Bid Foot!

Goofy: Could you back up a bit Mr. Foot. You’re outta focus."

"You got to put your behind in your past" - Pumbaa

"Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them" - Marie from Aristocats

"Donald Duck is a very outragious fellow, with bad manners and a worse temper, and yet everyone is fond of him" - Walt Disney

"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?" - Timon

"If I’d forgotten myself with that girl, I’d remember it" - Fred Astraire in Top Hat

"Save me Sabrina Fare. You’re the only one who can" - Harrison Ford in Sabrina

"My horse needs a rest and my rear is killing me" - Chris O’Donnell in The Three Musketeers

"Did you know, Brain, everytime your mouth moves, funny sounds come out of it?" - Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

"Panic: He’s going to be mad when he gets out.

Pain: That’s-if he gets out.

Panic: Yeah! If is good."

"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork" - John Cusack in Grosse Point Blank

"My little baby is going off to destroy people" - a tearful Mushu

"King James: Why do you come here when you know you could be killed?

Pocahontas: Because I speak the truth."

"Absotively Possilutly" - Dodger from Oliver and Company

"I never want to see another naked man again" - Mulan

A Very Serious Poem

My mom hung this poem up on our refrigerator. I didn’t read it till a few months ago. But, this poem needs to be read by every women. If you want, you can send it to anyone you want. I recommend it.

~I got flowers today. It wasn’t my birthday or any other special day.

We had our first argument last night,

And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me.

I know he was sorry and didn’t mean the things he said

Because he sent me flowers today

I got flowers today. It wasn’t our anniversary or any other special day.

Last night, he threw me into the wall and started to choke me.

It seemed like a nightmare.

It couldn’t believe it was real.

I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over.

I know he must be sorry.

Because he sent me flowers today.

I got flowers today, and it wasn’t Mother’s day or any other special day.

Last night, he beat me again. And it was much worse then all the other times.

If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money?

I’m afraid of him and scared to leave.

But I know he must be sorry.

Because he send me flowers today.

I got flowers today. Today was a special day.

It was the day of my funeral.

Last night, he finally killed me.

He beat me to death.

If only I had gathered enough courage to leave him,

I would not have gotten flowers today.~

Strong words!

Words a Guy Should Live By

Ladies and Gentleman, The Man Song...