operaman's sounds

SOUNDS
Here you will find tons of sounds from Adam's Movies,CDs,& SNL skits(148 SOUNDS SO FAR)

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
(IF THESE SOUNDS DON'T WORK TRY SAVING THEM.) MICK(Requires Real Audio)-"Shut up you stupid mick"

MORON(Requires Real Audio)-"Shut up you whale-eating moron"

ORCA(Requires Real Audio)-"Shut up this movie sucks"

DISNEYWORLD TRIP(Requires Real Audio)-Adam talks about his trip to Disneyworld

CRAZY TEABAG MOUTH(Requires Real Audio)-"I'm crazy teabag mouth, and I do believe I want some candy"

SANTA(Requires Real Audio)-Adam sings about Santa not bringing him presents

DIP DOODLE(Requires Real Audio)-Adam's song about grandma's

THE CHANUKAH SONG(Requires Real Audio)-Adam's song about chanukah

THE BILL CLINTON SONG(Requires Real Audio)-Adam's song about Bill Clinton

(THE FOLLOWING SOUNDS ARE IN ZIP FORM) STOP FIGHTING-(Lucy the Gap girl)-"You guys,could you stop fighting,it's scaring me"

NIGHT CLUB-(Lucy the Gap girl)-"Rawanda's a night club... I'm just telling you what I heard"

OPERAMAN1-"Millionairo, Ross Peroe, me confuso, Frank Perdue"

OPERAMAN2-"Saturdeya, Nosa, liva, endo seasonay, Operaman, bye,bye!"

OPERAMAN3-"Carnac, finaley,..........,Carnac,adio,......., el chino, Jay Leno, ahno,ho,ho,ho,ho,"

OPERAMAN4-"Operaman, bye,bye!"

THE HERLIHY BOY-"Hello....Let me water your plants."

THE HERLIHY BOY-"Let me bring in your mail......while you're gone....come on please, let me bring in your mail."

THE HERLIHY BOY-"Let me sleep in your bed."

BILLY MADISON ACE-(Farley and Sandler)-(Farley)"That Veronica Vaughn is on piece of ace, I know from experience dude, you know what I mean".(Sandler)"No you don't".(Farley)"Well not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got it on whoaweee".(Sandler)"No they didn't".(Farley)"No no no they didn't, but you could imagine what it'd be like if they did right huh huh"

BACK TO SCHOOL-Adam's back to school song

CAPTAIN DIPSHIT-"Do we have to do this with captain dipshit here"

FEED DONKEY BEER-(Macdonald and Sandler)-(Macdonald)"Hey you Wanna feed that Donkey some beer, get it all messed up".(Sandler)"maybe later".(Macdonald)"I'll go put some beer in a bucket"

FIND THAT F***ING DOG-"You get your ass out there and you find that f***ing dog"

GIBBERISH-Billy talking gibberish

NICE SHIT-"Here's a nice piece of shit"

PENGUIN-(Sandler)"Holy geez, looky what we got here, that silly penguin is back again." (Man)"there no penguin".(Sandler)" it's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here"

SHAMPOO-"Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair, conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth, oh really fool, really, stop looking at me swan"

SHIT POOP-(Man)"it's poop again".(Sandler)"He called the shit, poop"

SHUT UP-"Ah ha ha ha ha ha SHUT UP!!!

TALKING DOG-(Dog)"Speak for yourself moron".(Sandler)Ah ha ha ha ha, OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY"

TUH TUH TUH-(Boy)"tuh tuh tuh tuh tuh tuh".(Sandler)"Tuh tuh tuh today junior"

TOUCH THE HIENIE-"Veronica Vaughn, so hot, want to touch the hienie"

READING-(Billy Madison): "Geez... what's up her butt?" (Teacher): "What was that Billy?"(Billy Madison): "I said.... Reading is good! Can we start the story now?"

SNACK PACK-"Where's my snack pack?"

PEED MY PANTS-"Everybody my age pees there pants, it's the coolest"

MILK-(Sandler)"ah...ah..eh ah, hey, look at all this milk, you want some ofthis milk?"(Veronica) "that milk belongs to that classroom"(Sandler)"They don't gotts to know about it, it could be our milk"(Veronica)"No milk will ever be our milk"(Sandler)"Ooh that wasn't very nice.How bout' you sideburns,you want some of this milk?"(Sideburns)"I'd rather have a beer"

PLENTY MORE-"You like that baby, plenty more where that came from, yah"

GOOO-(Sandler)"Gooo!"

FRENCH-(Frenchman)[talking fast in French](Sandler)"Slow down"(Frenchman)[talking fast inFrench] (Sandler)"Ohh"

JUST DO IT-(Sandler)"Just do it!"

SUN TAN LOTION-Billy's sun tan lotion song

SMARTEST MAN-(Sandler)"I am the smartest man alive"

DIRTY TRAMP-Principal: If there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat, especially
with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just gonna snap.

THROW UP-Billy: Alright, stop before I throw up

NUDIE MAGAZINE-Billy: There's something important I was supposed to do today..What's today? Frank: October?Billy: It's nudie magazine day!...Nudie magazine day, nudie magazine day, nudie magazine day..

PEEING YOUR PANTS-Pilgrim Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me, Miles Davis
Billy: Ohhh...that was the grossest thing I'v ever heard in my life, LETS GO!

BONE WHO?-Frank: Hey Billy...who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholoson? Billy: Jack Nicholoson now, or 1974? Frank: ..'74..Billy: Meg Ryan

NEVER LEAVE ME OPEN-Billy: OHHH MY DEAR LORD!!..Never leave me open son, cause I'm gonna
hit it every time. You want some more of that? I DIDN'T THINK SO!

ODOYLE RULES-Middle Odoyle: Odoyle Rules!

SPANISH ARMADA-Billy: Spanish Armada, aahhh, 1588. Bus Driver: That is correct

JACKPOT-Billy: Man, I'm so nervous. I mean 1st and 2nd grade were easy, but Social Studies, Division, this is going to be tough Ernie: Relax Dude. Billy: JACKPOT!

NO YELLING-Bus Driver: Everybody On?..GOOD, GREAT, GRAND, WONDERFUL..NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

HAPPY GILMORE BEEPS-Happy swearing with beeps, somewhat covering it up

BREAKFAST-(Shooter)"Your in big trouble though pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast".
(Sandler)"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast".(Shooter)"No".

CLOTHES-"Hey if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass"

DIP SHIT-"Where were you on that one dip shit"

FINGER PAINTINGS-"You know what your a lousy kindergarten teacher, I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck"

GO HOME-"Send him home, just send him home, it's time to go home there ball.You son of a bitch ball why didn't you just go home, thats your home, are you to good for your home, ANSWER ME,
suck my white ass ball"

PRICE-"The price is wrong bitch"

RAKE-(Woman)"Well what is this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing into the woods"
(Sandler)"What, I didn't break it, I was just testing it's durability, and then I placed it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family".

TAPAROO-Tap it in, just tap it in, give it a little tappy, tap tap taparoo"

RHYME-(Shooter)"You stay out of my way, or you'll pay, listen to what I say".(Sandler)"How 'bout I just go eat some hay, I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may, what do you say"

PUCK-"That's my puck baby, don't you ever touch my puck!"

WHACKER GUY-"step right up folks, see if you can out-drive the amazing...golf...ball...ah... whacker guy"

ASTEROIDS-(Happy): "Alright, I'm outta here. I uh hear that Asteroids machine calling my name from the game room, so uh, peace."

FAT ASS-(Chubbs): "Golf's no different from hockey. It requires talent, self-discipline."
(Happy): "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant,
probably a great golfer. Huge ass."

STAB-(Happy): "During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records. Most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody."

HURT A LITTLE-(Happy):"Oooh God, that hurt a little but I'm alright!"

SEE YOU THERE-"Yah alright, I'll see you guys there,PLLLHH"

LEAVE ME ALONE-(Happy)"Good, then get the hell out of my life, who needs you, beat it, leave me alone"

MEESTA MEESTA-(Happy)"You know that Meesta Meesta Lady. I think I just killed her"

LEARNED PUTTING-(Happy)"Oohh. Happy learned hoe to putt, uh oh"

THE FLOW-(Happy)"Is it always like this with the TV cameras and the people and stuff?"(Kevin Nealon)"Yeah, alot of pressure. You gotta rise above it.You gotta harness in the good energy, and block out the bad.Harness, energy,block bad.Feel the flow Happy, feel it, it's circular.It's like a carousel.You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around.Circular, circle, with the music, the flow, all good things."(Happy)"Yeah, all right, well great, thanks alot, nice to meet you man.............Psycho."

BULLETPROOF DISHNEYLAIND(ZIP)- (Keets) yeah..this is my retarded friend, he´s from..uh.. from Arkansa somewhere and he wants go to Disney land, why you wanna go to Disneyland man? (Sandler)dishneylaind.(Keets)see, its Disneyland he like, where? I love the way he says Disneyland, say that again! (Sandler)dishneylaand.(Keets)he loves Disneyland..

PISS MY PANTS(ZIP)-(Moses)That was a big mistake making me piss my pants like that, man..cuz its payback time, I dont know when, but I got a good felling itswhen you´re sleeping. And then guess what, I'm gonna piss all over you. See thats worse, its my piss on me right now, you can deal with it when its yourown piss, but you gonna have my piss on you..and thats gross.. Im gettingother people to piss on you..Im getting animals to piss on you, man..cows, pigs..I get a hole farm to piss on you....

PISS ON ME-I got piss on me

LIE-Moses: .."then I fell.."..ahh shut the f--- up! Keets girlfriend: I swear togod I did... Moses: Ahh...she´s lying out´re devils ass!

PORN-Moses: I saw the sign you guys got alot of porno here? Charlie: Yes, we have an excellent selection Moses: Great, I like the porn.

MAYDAY-Keets: Mayday, Mayday..does anybody read? Moses: Mayday? What is this a Kirk Douglas movie?!

BITCHSLAP-Looks like I was hitting on your girlfriend here...but a...actuallity I was hitting on her harder then you think motherfucker! So why dont you step the fuck back, before I bitchslap your fucking hiney!

SUCK DICK IF HES A COP-I know this guy like I know me self.If he's a cop I´ll suck your dick Mr.Colton, gezzes

SANDWICH ACTION-Moses: ..three of us, we could burn it up together.
Charlie: What do you mean?
Moses: You know damn well what I mean..so what do you say? Me, you and the old lady, little sandwich action?
Charlie:..wwha do you mean?
Moses:..yeah come one...Your a piece of white bread, she's a piece of white breade and Im the salami, lets give it a shot?
Charlie: Well she's not eating sandwiches, she's on a diet.

SUCK YOUR DICK-Ah...thats what you get for trying make me suck your dick!

THERE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!

ALL SOUNDS FROM "BULLFROG" TO "SUCKS SHIT" ARE SAID BY THE BUFFOON-The buffoon is a charcter that Adam plays on his one of his CD's that makes sentences much funnier by the way he says them.(I reccomened all the buffoon sounds)

BULLFROG-"I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his f**ken head off"

FATHERS SHIT-"My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all f**ken day"

F**KEN SHIT-"F**ken shit"

I GOT A SNAKE-"I got a snake man"

GAS TANK-"I like to piss in that guy's f*ken gas tank"

HAIRY BALLS-"I bet you got really hairy balls"

WAY UP HER ASS-My Teacher In High School Was A Stupid Bitch Man!She Had Her Head Way Up Her Ass

MIRROR-"I looked at my asshole in the mirror today, it blew my f**ken mind

NEIGHBOURS SHIT-"One time I ate my neighbours shit"

SUCK HIS OWN-"I know a guy who can suck his own dick"

SUCKS SHIT-"This movie sucks shit"

SCIENCE-The Severe Beating Of A High School Science Teacher!

BUS-The Severe Beating Of a Bus Driver

SPANISH-The Severe Beating Of a High School Spanish Teacher

JANITOR-The Severe Beating Of A Janitor

TOLLBOOTH WILLIE-"Your gonna die bitch, I'm coming out of the booth"

THANKSGIVING-Here's a sound clip from the "The Thanksgiving song"

F**KING BITCH-"Go f**k yourself you son of a bitch, I'll come right out of the booth and f**king whack you, you f**king prick"

NOOO!-NOOO!

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME? CINDER BLOCK-"He went overboard last week, did I explain that, he chucked a f**ken cinder block at me"

CRANK IT UP-"Crank it up f**kers"

GET YOUR REST-"Go back to sleep, you got a big day of drinking and beating the f**k out of me, so get your rest"

GOAT ASS-"Owww, f**k me in the goat ass"

NUTS DO-"Cause he...eh the f**ken house reeks worse than my nuts do"

ALL SOUNDS FROM "CINDER BLOCK" TO "NUTS DO" ARE SAID BY "THE GOAT"

THE SCORE-"I wanted to see the f**ken score"

ASSHOLE- Hey Watch It Asshole (from "Ode to my Car")

PROTECTING & SERVING-"I,I,I,I, you,you,you,you, you work very hard right, I do respect what you do, with the protecting and the serving".

DIARRHEA-"I,I,I, I gotta diarrhea, got to get home for the whooo, got to, is there"

WHATS YOUR NAME? MOYDA(Requires Real Audio)Sound clip from the song "Moyda"

THE LONSOME KICKER(Requires Real Audio)Sound clip from the song"The Lonesome Kicker"

BAD BOYFRIEND(Requires Real Audio)Sound clip from the song "Bad Boyfriend"

PICKIN' DAISIES(Requires Real Audio)Sound clip from the song "Pickin' Daisies"

CORDUROY BLUES(Requires Real Audio)Sound clip from the song "Corduroy Blues"

THE WATERBOY HIGH QUALITY H2O-"Now thats what I call high quality H2O"

WANT SOME FRIENDS-"Everybody else got friends Mama, I just want some too"

BOBBY BOUCHER-"My name is Bobby Boucher"

PLAY FOOTBALL-"My Mama ain't gonna let me play no football"

TOO STUPID-(coach)"Whats the matter boy, you too s-s-s-stupid"(Sandler)"No"(Player)"No what?"(Sandler)yaehhhahh

WE SUCK-(Rob Schnieder)"Oh no,We suck again"

YOUR FIRED-(coach)"Hey waterboy!"(Sandler)"Yes, Mr. Coach Beaulieu?"(coach)"You're fired!"(Sandler)"Ok.."

MAKING FUN-(Sandler)"Stop making fun of me,yaehhhahh(Various people)Wu-hoh : damn : he's killed him

A GIRL YOU'RE SEEING(Girl)"You are so cute. Is there a girl that you're seeing?"(Sandler) "Seeing? I see a lot of girls, I see a lot of guys too!"

FRIENDS(Sandler)"Thank you so much for being my friends."

WAKE HER UP(Sandler)"Well, she can't hear you because she's unconscious."(Rob Schnieder)"Well then, wake her ass up!"

YOU CAN(Rob Schneider)"You can do it"

DEFEND(Coach)"you gotta defend yourself here bobby, or there gonna ride you for the whole season"

SOCIAL SKILLS(Mama)"you dont have what they call, the social skill. Thats why you don't have any friends, 'cept for your Mama"

ALLIGATORS(Sandler)Mama says, Alligators are ornary because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

THE WEDDING SINGER DING DONG-Robbie: "Why would any girl ever marry me?"Sammy: Marry you? I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding dong."

MICROPHONE WIRE-Robbie:"Sir, one more outburst I will strangle you with my microphone wire, you understand me?"

ALCOHOL-Robbie:"Alright remember, alcohol=puke=smelly mess=nobody likes you."

VAN HALEN-Robbie:"Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

YESTERDAY-Robbie:"Once again things that coulda been brought to my attention yesterday!"

MATERIAL GIRL OR BOY-Robbie:"We're living in a material world and I am a material girl. Or boy."

FEW DRINKS-Robbie:"Hey yeah, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home."

DOWNY-(Sammy)"Hey, these sheets are soft. Do you use Downy?"(Robbie)"No, All Temperature.You can wash your clothes in any temperature and the colors don't run together."(Sammy)Really?"(Robbie)"Yeah, now leave me alone."

ASSHOLE-(Robbie)"I am an asshole!"

VOMIT-(Barrymore)"I didn't vomit on you, did I?"

BOOT-(Robbie)"I don't think anyone could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him."

LOSING MIND-(Jon Lovitz)-"He's losing his mind."

LINDA IS A BITCH-(Petey)"Hey, Linda. You're a bitch."(Robbie) Thanks, Petey, now go back in the house. He might have tourette syndrome, we're looking into it."

MONEY-(Kevin Nealon)"Do you have any experience?"(Robbie)"No sir, I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in."

PANTS-(Robbie)"Hey! Somebody get some pants on that kid!"

MICROPHONE(Father of the bride)"Hey buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing."(Robbie)Well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

WATER(Andy)"Oh, shit. I got water all over myself."

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