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The humour lies mostly in the *conversations* Toran and I carry on in these pictures. I will say this though, none of these conversations actually took place, okay? Now that we got that outta the way, please...
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!
(my lines are in blue. Toran's are in black.)
PS--these conversations are meant to be funny, not meant to make fun of Toran *or I* in any way, shape, or form. So please don't send me any hate-mail, k? This especially means you, Toran! *laughs*
Smile for the camera!
Ha ha, very funny.
Sorry, I couldn't resist! *laughs*
I wonder...
Wonder what?
Can't I just "wonder" without being asked what I'm wondering about?
Sheesh, sorry I asked. *whispers* I "wonder" what his problem is? *giggles*
I bet I could make big bucks if I sold this ring...
How about ya give it to me for free?
Why would I do that?
Um, 'cause you are such a sweet and generous guy.
I need a better reason than that, Cher.
*mumbles something under her breath*
I was just kidding.
*gives me a kiss on the cheek and puts the ring on my finger*
*a voice from beyond* I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
You're telling me that this ring won't be worth a cent if I try and sell it?
You are correct, sir! *inside joke*
Hey, could I also get an order of large fries along with my strawberry shake, please?
Hrumph! Don't want to treat me, huh? I'm not worth it, huh?
Um, make that 2 large fries and 2 strawberry shakes.
Aww, you're so sweet, but I like vanilla.
Ok, 1 strawberry and 1 VANILLA shake...
Toran, could you make it 3 large fries? I'm really hungry.
*groans loudly*
*laughs* I was only kidding!
*sighs*
Make it a double cheeseburger. ;o)
Oh, no, I'm getting that awful cramping again. *groans* Cher, got anything that could help?
*hands Toran some Midol*
IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF CRAMPING!
Oops, sorry. I meant to grab the Imodium AD. *laughs*
Toran, I've told you this a million times. It's NOT POLITE to point!
Sorry, Mother!
Oh, that was so funny I forgot to laugh.
Um, makeup...hello! I said, MAKEUP! Could someone get over here and fix my hair, please?!?
What's wrong with your hair? I think it looks cute.
You think "everything" looks cute.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
Since when have I ever labeled anything besides you, "cute?"
How about that guy, D.C., from Youngstown?
Ok, well, um...hey makeup people! Toran needs assistance in the hair department!
What beautiful eyes you have, Toran.
The better to see you with, my dear.
Oh, what a wonderful colour your eyes are, Toran.
The better to enchant you with, my dear.
Ooo, what a beautiful ring you have! *grabs the ring and runs out the door*
The better to...hey, wait a sec...COME BACK HERE!
Toran, I really think you were out in the sun a little too much today.
How's that?
Well, your cheeks are cherry red!
Just 'cause my cheeks are red, you assume I was out in the sun?
Well, yeah.
For your information, I just came back from the pool and someone...
Tripped you in front of some people and you got embarassed? That's why your cheeks are red!
Uh, no, someone pulled down my swimming trunks.
Oh...oops! *turns red*
I knew I shoulda made a left and the 2nd torch on my right.
Isn't it, make a right at the 1st wooden door on your left then right at the 1st torch?
Oh, thanks a lot! Now we're really lost.
I'm not worried Toran. Just think...I'm here with you.
Oh, that's a comforting thought!
*punches Toran in the shoulder*
Oww, I was only kidding!
*chuckles* So was I.
Into the light, my son...into the light. *inside joke*
You gotta lot of inside jokes, huh? Care to tell another?
Nah, I'll wait until the next picture...hehe.
Copyright © Cher A. 1999
