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The humour lies mostly in the *conversations* Toran and I carry on in these pictures. I will say this though, none of these conversations actually took place, okay? Now that we got that outta the way, have fun and most of all...
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!
(my quotes are in blue. Toran's are in black.)
PS--these conversations are meant to be funny, not meant to make fun of Toran *or I* in any way, shape, or form. So please don't send me any hate-mail, k? This especially means you, Toran! *laughs*
Why won't this ring stop shining like that? I'm gonna go blind in a sec. if it doesn't stop!
*hands Toran some sunglasses*
Ha ha, very funny.
I can't believe this. It's getting dark in here and me without my nightlight.
*falls down laughing* You, you sle...sleep with a...a nightlight?
Did I say nightlight? Um, I meant flashlight...
*wipes a tear from her eye* Uh huh, sure ya did.
Toran, we HAVE to do something about those pink cheeks. Oh, and do I spy some lipstick?
Me wearing lipstick? *laughs* Guys don't wear lipstick. It's, it's just the lighting.
Whatever you say, ma'am.
*glares*
*giggles*
I think I'm gonna win this staring contest.
Maybe, but if you stare any harder, your eyes are gonna pop out.
*makes a popping sound with his tongue and screams* My eyes, my eyes! Where are my eyes!
*laughs* Man, Toran, you are a trip.
*grins* I know.
Hey, yoo-hoo. Yeah, yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo, over here! Dangit, you-hoo! Yeah, I'm talkin' to yoo-hoo!
Toran, what are you doing?
I'm practicing...
For what?
My opening lines for that new Yoo-hoo commercial.
I'm ready to give up on trying to find our way outta here.
Come on, it ain't that bad. Here, let me see the map. *reads over the map carefully*
Find anything?
Yep...sure did. There was a popcorn kernel stuck to the map.
How's that going to help us?
Well, it uncovered a part of the map I haven't looked at yet.
*groans*
*says some strange, inaudible words*
What on earth are you doing?
I'm trying to contact the spirits on the other side by speaking their native language.
Oh, they speak "Stupid?"
Hardee, Har Har.
Looking good, Toran, but I think you need a little less blush, and a lot less lipstick.
Argh! I told you earlier, I don't have any lipstick on!
Ok, ok...since we're done shooting for today, why don't ya go wash up.
I just did.
*laughs*
Oh my gosh! This is yesterday's paper...where's today's?!
*tosses today's newspaper to Toran*
Hey! Where'd you find it? Did you buy me one?
Uh, no. Did you ever think to open the front door and look down onto the front porch?
I'm sorry, but I can't act when I can't see. We need more light over here!
So, you're saying your acting ability is based on how much light there is?
No, I just need more light...it's hard to do anything in the shadows.
Yes, you did. I heard you say it. Your Honor, I distinctly heard him say...
Cher, we're not in a courtroom.
Oh...heh, heh.
You expect me to believe that after 5 wardrobe changes, this still isn't good enough for you?
Don't worry about it, Toran. The next wardrobe change is bound to make 'em happy!
Oh, sure. The next time I might just be dressed in bunny pajamas.
Hey...like Iggy in that Hey Arnold! episode!
Ooo, this look is good. Definitely one of your better pictures.
So you're saying all the other pictures are horrible?.
No! I just said I think this one is good, that's all. You look cute in your other ones too.
But not cute enough, right?
Ok, fine. You look totally hot in every picture ever made of you. Happy now?!
Yep, thanks!
*groans*
Copyright © Cher A. 1999
