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Johnny Mysto: Boy Wizard

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The humour lies mostly in the *conversations* Toran and I carry on in these pictures. I will say this though, none of these conversations actually took place, okay? Now that we got that outta the way, have fun and most of all...

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!

(my lines are in blue. Toran's are in black.)

PS--these conversations are meant to be funny, not meant to make fun of Toran *or I* in any way, shape, or form. So please don't send me any hate-mail, k? This especially means you, Toran! *laughs*

Ah, great. An electrical shortage...what else could go wrong?

*feels something furry rub across her leg, screams, and jumps into Toran's arms*

Oof. *groans* Cher, this better be good...

SomeTHING harry just rubbed my leg! It's gotta be rats!

*vriip* *crackle* *pop* *lights come back on*

*stares at the ground* There's your rat, Cher.

Huh? *looks at the ground and sees a gray cat looking up at her with wide eyes*

Uh, I knew it was a cat...really, I did!

*laughs*

One more move, mister, and I'll turn you into a frog!

That's too 'storybook.' Turn him into...

A rat?

Eww, too gross!

Then what? A pig? Cow? Bird?

Um, turn him into another me.

WHY?!

Well...so the 'other me' can go to school and I can stay home, snack, and watch TV.

*yawns* Man, I'm so sleepy.

Did they work you overtime, yesterday?

No, my little cousin came over and forced me to watch 5 hours of Barney with her.

Ouch, I feel for you. *pats Toran on the back*

*yawns* Umm...what's my line again?

Director - Toran, you've been messing up all morning! What's your excuse this time?

His little cousin forced him to watch Barney for 5 hours last night.

Director - Ahh, man. Sorry, kiddo. *ruffles Toran's hair*

*whistle's the 'I Love You' song from Barney*

*glares*

*laughs* Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Nah, nah, nah, boo, boo. Look who's got a free watch!

*glares* Give that back, Toran! *grabs Toran by the shoulder*

*escapes and runs out the door* Ha ha, you can't catch me!

*chases after Toran, finally tackling him on the living room couch*

*gasps for breath* Don't hurt me! *hands watch back*

*gives Toran a kiss, then quickly grabs his wallet* Look who's got free money!

*gasps* It's the alien mailman!

*giggles* Alien mailman? Where in the world did you get that idea?

Well...our dog, Snickers, won't go near him! She just stays inside her doghouse.

Are you sure your dog's not the alien? I've never heard of a dog scared of a mailman before.

I dunno...I remember her barking strangely through the screendoor, yesterday.

Ooo, some kind of secret code right? Maybe, just maybe...

Maybe what?

The mailman could be an alien! The barking was a secret code to all the other dogs.

BE WARNED! ALIEN MAILMAN COMETHS TO DESTROY US ALL!

Sounds pretty alien to me.

*laughs* Exactly!

I wish I could go out with you today, but the garage is a mess and I gotta clean it.

What?! Who's responsible for this? I demand an inquisition! Nobody leaves the yard.

Hmm, watched last weeks episode of, Recess, again today, hmm?

*chuckles* Yep.

Eww, a rat! I hate rats! Cher, quick...do something!

Nuh uh. I don't like rats either.

So, we're just going to stay here and let the rats eat us alive?

Nah, I think I saw a cat a few torches behind us.

Did you hear that? It sounds like a bear. We've gotta hide!

*blushes* It's not a bear, it's my stomach. I haven't eaten in awhile.

*laughs*

Wow, what beautiful eyes you have, Toran.

Didn't we just go through this not long ago?

Probably...but go along with me anyway.

*sighs* Okay.

What beautiful lips you have, Toran.

The better to...

*gives Toran a long kiss*

Hey, you didn't let me finish!

*giggles* Sorry. ;o)

Toran, why are you lookin' at me like that?

*shakes his head* Huh? Did you say something?

I asked, why you were lookin' at me like that. Are you entranced by my beauty?

Uh...I just had a deep thought and guess I was like dead for 5 minutes.

Oh, did it have anything to do with me?

Nope, cheese pizza.

*throws her hands into the air* Argh, you always think about your stomach, not me!

Sorry! I just haven't eaten since breakfast, and it's 4:30pm.

Excuses, excuses.