Spam PolicySpam Policy
If you want to send me junk email consider the following:
1. Most products advertised are boring and useless. (Example: an 8 ball of crack for $25.00 Cheap!)
2. Most products are of no interest to me or any human being. (Example: Free XXX pictures with *Expletive Deleted* *Expletive Deleted* *Expletive Deleted* plus naked pictures of my mom!)
3. I can't unsubscribe to the spam lists. (Example:
RE: UNSUBSCRIBE
Sorry, but the email address you have is not the address assigned to the list. Actually we did find it, but we enjoy harrassing you so much that we don't care that you get 500 useless letters to your online mailbox a day!)
Therefore,
