"I think you just became my personal hero"

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. It makes you wonder what else you can remember"

"No. I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose."

"My life is a show-- a commercial for people to see how normal I am-- when I am really anything but."

"This isn't life. This is just stuff and it's become more inportant to you than living. Well Honey, that's just nuts!"

"You're one to talk- money grubbing freak"

"I rule"

"I didn't just lose it. It's not like... Whoops, where'd my job go."

"Well remember those posters that say 'today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well that's true of everyday. Except the day you die."

"Busted"

"There is nothing worse than being ordinary." (submitted by LOLOLO102@aol.com)