9. Why does no one comprehend my utterances?
8. I am perplexed by the nature of my relationship with Lasha. Why does the canvas not converse with me?
7. Nikolas, my son, I mean, nephew ... would you be so kind as to pass the cow's brains?
6. Mr. Jaxman, I would be so pleased if you were never to materialize at my place of residence again.
5. Why is Katherine so dumb?
4. Instead of funding the hospital, I would like to use my money for a noble purpose. Therefore, I will be purchasing dictionaries for the citizens of Port Charles.
3. You are an egregious simpleton.
2. I do no know when it materialized, but apparently, according to a "Mr. Guza", I have impure thoughts about my own mother.
And the number one Stefan saying...
1. I do not understand the use of the idiom "dammit" at the end of all statements.
