My O-some trip to the Olympics, dammit!
Jaxman's Olympic Diary
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This is me dammit! I was all ready for my trip back home to see the Olympics! So, I called my precious Brender and asked her to come with me. She said she could not, bee-cause she had something ver-ee important to do.
Hey dammit! Who put that picture in there? It must have been Corinthos. I hate that guy dammit! This is a picture of him taking advantage of my precious Brender. This is NOT what she was doing that was so important. She was washing her hair dammit!
Since my precious Brender could not come, I asked my friend Row-bin to come.
As you can see, she was ver-ee excited dammit!
These are the outfits I picked out for me and Row-bin to wear. They are so O-some dammit! And as you can see, Row-bin was getting more and more excited about our trip dammit!
I was hoping to arrive in time to see Olivia Newton John in the opening ceremonies. I love her dammit! But, I did not get there in time, which was dee-pressing.
I met my brother Jerry there. He came out of hiding to watch Olivia. I still cannot bee-lieve he dated her dammit! Anyway, he said he would take a picture of her for me, but he forgot. That guy is such a screw-up dammit, but I still love him. He protects me from Morgan and Corinthos.
When I got to Sydney, I was ver-ee dee-pressed, bee-cause someone told me the wrong days for the Olympics. I will get that person dammit! Me and Row-bin missed the whole event, but we did arrive in time to see the closing ceremonies.
This is Paul Hogan dammit! He came in on his own O-some float dammit! The float looks just like his hat! And then he took out his big knife and pree-tended to shave. I got so excited, I had to change my speedos.
After Paul Hogan, Kylie Minogue came out. She is O-some dammit! Although, she did not sing the locomotion, which was dee-pressing. She sang some other song that I had never heard of. But, she was still cool dammit!
The most exciting thing happened next. Men at Work sang "Down Under!" That was so cool, I got so excited! But, bee-cause I was so excited, I got a picture of these people instead of Men At Work. I do not know who they are, but they are dancing to the music dammit!
And after, these people danced to Waltzing Matilda. I love that song dammit!
I do not know who this little girl is dammit, but I needed to take a picture of her. She is wearing a Jaxman shirt dammit! Which is no surprise. Many people in Australia have Jaxman shirts. I am O-some dammit!
This is the end of my trip. It was the most exciting time of my life dammit! Next time, I will get my precious Brender to come with me. That would be O-some dammit!
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