T'was the night before Christmas and all through the land,
Jaxman was rocking with his favourite band.
Men At Work was singing 'Down Under' with care,
While Jaxman didn't mind if people did stare.
Row-bin was nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of Jason, no Nik, no Jason danced in her head.
Jaxman in his speedos and Brender in her grave,
She was the one that he just couldn't save.
When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter,
Jaxman rushed to the door to see what was the matter.
And what was Jaxman surprised to see,
It was Stefan with a dic-tion-ar-y.
"I urge you to use this, it will come in handy,
While you and your brother quarrel over a brandy."
"Thanks dammit," said Jaxman, he was so excited,
He woke up poor Row-bin, he was so delighted.
"Oh Row-bin! Look at this! Stefan sure was thinking!"
"Oh Jaxman! Your speedos! They look like they're shrinking!"
"That was just me Robin, I gave him a wedgie,"
It was Sonny Corinthos, he's always the heavy.
Jaxman got angry, "You can't do this to me!"
"I think I just did, just look down and see."
"You ruined my speedos, I will make you pay,
You will be punished, just wait for the day."
Sonny just laughed as he left the Jax-cave,
Row-bin chuckled at the wedgie that Sonny just gave.
Stefan just stayed standing, he was shaking his head.
While Jaxman soon realized he had something to dread.
"What if Morgan comes next, I cannot take anymore,
I am so dee-pressed dammit!" Jaxman then locked the door.
Stefan's job was done, he decided to leave,
But as always he has one more plan up his sleeve.
And Jaxman exclaimed as Stef rode out of sight,
"I said 'Nobody Leaves DAMMIT! I feel like a fight!'"
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