Wil Anderson

"Nobody's going to care that Kieran puts his name on his milk. Klim is milk spelt backwards. His names always been on milk"

"Let's make the dole more personal. Let's take the lead of say world vision and introduce a 'Sponser a dole bludger program'You can pay your taxes get a little picture of your dole bludger standing in line down at the CES, and they can write to you once a month and tell you whats on Ricki Lake"

"When I look at John Howard I see Mr Sheen."

"I don't even know why Heather Locklear is still only a special guest star on Melrose place"

"Maxi-bon- the only ice-cream that's named after a sanitary napkin"

"Dannii Minogue is like the Where's wally of the magazine world"

"Pauline Hanson is like my bum, sure from a distance, might look alright. But when you get up close you'll find a hole in the middle filled competely with shit"

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