Chandler Bing/Matthew Perry
Full name: Matthew Langford Perry Birthdate: August 19, 1969 Birthplace: Williamstown, Ma Sign: Sun in Leo, Moon in Scorpio Education: Buckley School (private high school in Sherman Oaks, California) Favorite Sport: Tennis First Gig: Charles in Charge in 1984 (at the age of 15) Relations: Father- John Bennett Perry (actor); Mother- Suzanne Perry Morrison; Former Companions: Julia Roberts and Yasmine Bleeth Quote: "That's just the way I talked when I was in, like, fifth grade. 'Could that teacher be any meaner?'" - Matthew perry on his Friends character Chandler Height: 5'11" Weight: 172 Eye colour: Blue Hair colour: Brown Fave drink: Coke and Coffee Shoe Size: 11 Cars: Two Porsche 911s Fave Colour: Blue Fave Place to Shop: Gap Cologne he uses: Gap Blue Fave Food: Chicken ceaser salad Current Residence: Hollywood Hills CA
Chandler: "Ooooh...oh, that's right. I have no one!"
Chandler:"I knew I shouldn't have bouht that 12 pack of condoms"
Chandler:"He's standing at the window holding a human head"
Ross: "Over my dead body!"
Chandler: "And I'll be using his dead body as a shield!"
Phoebe: "Just do it. Call her. Stop being so testosterone."
Chandler: "Which, by the way is the real 'San Francisco Treat'."
Chandler: "You've been post-dating your Friday numbers."
Woman: "And that's bad because..."
Chandler: "Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack."
Chandler: "Wow! It's, like, porno for clowns."
Chandler to Joey: "That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you got there!"
Ross hanging up after taking message from KC for Rachel: "What uh, what does he want with her?"
Chandler: "I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance...you know, make a little love...pretty much get down tonight."
Chandler: "Ding dong...the psycho's gone!"
Chandler to Rachel in her bridesmaids' dress: "I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep."
Phoebe: "Aren't you just the cutest?"
Chandler: "I'm afraid I just might be."
Joey: "Hey! Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Oh, shut up! The camera adds ten pounds."
Chandler: "Ahhh...so how many cameras are actually on you?"
Chandler to Joey in reference to Monica: "Hey Joey, be a pal. Lift my arm and smack her with it."
Monica: "Alright. I've got a leg, three breasts and a wing."
Chandler: "Well, how do you find clothes that fit?"
