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B>Throw Your Arms Around Me

I will come for you at night time I will raise you from your sleep I will kiss you in four places I'll go running along your street I will squeeze the life out of you too You will make me laugh and make me cry We will never forget it You make me call your name And I'll shout it to the blue summer sky. We may never meet again, so shed your skin and let's get started You will throuw your arms around me. I dream of you at night time I watch you in your sleep I met you in high places I touch your head, I touch your feet. So you disappear without a clue You know I will never say goodbye You know I will try to forget You make me call your name And I'll shout it to the blue summer sky We may never meet again So shed your skin and let's get started You will throw your arms around me And you will throw your arms around me Oh, yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, you will throw your arms around me Yeah, you will throw your arms around me Yeah, you will throw your arms around me Yeah, you will throw your arms around me

Bless Me Father

Bless me Father, bless me Father for I have sinned I've been twenty seven years In this skin I'm living in Forgive me, forgive me and I'll not let you down Like prometheus in the morning I'm bound to come around. I stole and I lied, I was cruel and mean and vicious Petty and pedantic, vulgar, uncouth and ruthless I hurt my little brother, I deceived my aged mother And I was called a lying bastard by my ever loving father I've lied and I've cheated, been in brawls I never started Been known to fall in love more easily than I've farted And I've cursed my friends for my own ends But now it's time to make amends So, bless me Father, bless me Father for I have sinned It's been twenty seven years and I remember every sin Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, my life's an open book And if you show me yours then I'll give you a quick look. There was Jenny in Kilkenny and Barbara in Barbados Helen in a back seat, Jill and Jean and both their neighbours Henriette, so did I, Selina and Patrice A family of Quakers and their fifteen year old niece A thousand other sordid other nights that I cannot recall But I never paid for sex once Or once, and that is all With this girl with thighs as white as milk That tasted just like honey And to own her for a hour you'd only have to give her money Now you've lived your life of chastity and you must find it funny That I can call you Father - you can never call me sonny So, bless me Father, bless me Father for I have sinned It's been sixty seven years and I remember every sin I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. In Amsterdam I shot a man In Paris I got drunk In Brussels I went to Antwerp In Paris I got drunk In Zimbabwe I kissed a dog In Paris I got drunk In Paris *@*#)!(# Well, I caught a card shark cheating Caved his head in with a spade He thought I was the king of fools, but I was just a knave I seduced his wife at his funeral, I had her on his grave So when he died I got a million bucks so I'm well laid I got Pluto pregnant, I felched Minnie Mouse Go fetch Mephistopheles, I'm more susceptible than Faust I've stuffed myself on life, Satisfied each and every urge I don't regret a moment, I'll be damned before I'm purged! Live for the moment take your pleasures where you can We're all dust and we'll all be dust again So let's live, let's live, let's live, live, live, live, live Until we die Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die I just had to finish off that round.....

Jason and Kylie

I won a prize in a magazine A night on Ramsay St with whatsisname and Charlene I sat there eagerly with my private invitation My thoughts were filled with bizarre initiations This couple oh so sweet, naive and innocent Their idea of fornication would make Lady Di look bent Thought they'd be hip to smack, maybe enjoy a whack But they were real nice kids, so I tried a different tack. I pumped up their hearts with love Then mind-expanding drugs Then made a proposition with a rubber glove I thought I had convinced 'em But Kylie started mincing And Jason was expanded when I said I'd ride 'em tandem! Jason and Kylie Menage a trois me! Let's get together and let's practise making babies Jason can play Ken, Kylie plays Barbie When I start playing Rin Tin Tin they'll both learn how to doggie I'll be Mrs Mangel with a revolutionary French blender Kylie can be the Bastille and then Jason can defend her And poor old Daphne in a car crash died Now maggots eat her corpse from the inside They're just as good in bed As on the TV screen Young intellectuals, do you know what I mean? Kylie and Jason Let's play freemason I'll chase you 'round the house while you wear silly aprons I'll be the wife who doesn't understand It's not the clothes that make the man, It's the handshake! 1, 2, 1-2-3 Jason and Kylie, hey hey! Jason and Kylie, et tu brute They're just like free range eggs, they're a damn good lay We made a real fine threesome, each one of us inside us And when you lay like that, nothing can divide us 1, 2, 1-2-3 Jason and Kylie for me!

Joan of Arc

She was gifted in warfare, sweet as a sparrow. Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom. Her sword was true, her faith her armour. Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom Oh Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc Oh Joan of Arc. There was a bone of contention about her gender, Was she male or female? Or some weird hybrid we dare not mention Where the dominant genitals prevail. Was the maid of holy on An man made maid Oh Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc Oh Joan of Arc. I think I love her cause she's hot I think I want her quite a lot And it's a pitty that she's not alive. They put her on the boil, just like a lobster Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom, And cooked her up in a suit of Tin tin tin tin tin tin tin. Oh Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc Oh Joan of Arc. Oh Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc Oh Joan of Arc. (Paul proceeds to orgasm during this chorus...) Oh Joan of Arc! Bom bom bom bom bom bom baaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhm.

Broad Lic Nic

Woh, wohhhhhhhhhhh, Woh, wohhhhhhhhhhh, It's a Broad Lic Nic, and I'll tell you while I'm able Or I'll smash your skull if you're not drinking up Black label. It's a hard man's drink And though the bottle's broken Put your money on the table Strain the glass through your teeth. So we grew up mean, lean, kings of the street scene. Without a mother's guiding hand to keep us clean. So down your rum, We'll take life as it come And all you blue rinse critics Lick our literary bums. I drank my first pure malt before I was three. I smoked a pack a Dutch cigarettes my pappy left for me. I romance a little lass who was 12 years my elder, At the age of six I held her, that year I also bed her So before I was seven, my first child was born. I told a pack of filthy lies as a politician I saw heard own confessions as an act of contrition. I spent ten years as a trappist monk in a vilage in Tibet, I walked up Everest naked just to win a bet. Woh, wohhhhhhhh, Woh, wohhhhhhhh, I cut off my leg to win a one - legged - race. And when I won I stitched on my little sisters stomach. I fought Muhammad Ali, I seduced Mata Hari! I even wore a sari when I impersonated Gundi And I dare any man here to call me a liar (LIAR!) But I swear I've seen Ezekiel, I swear I've seen Isiah Toasting marshmallows in Beelzebub's fire And we're man, bad, dangerous to know. We never gave a tinker's cuss about the seeds we sow We'll stay up late and never be forlorn And when the morning comes around We'll kiss the crack of dawn! We took the whacks from Kerouac's And Dusty Dostoyevsky's And when all was said and done Booze was all I had left me. For all the world's great thinkers Are a load of pus. And if you ask how Zarathustra spoke He spake thus! Drink, drink, drink, Drink until you're drunk. Drink until you can't stand up you rolly-polly skunk, Till your bladder bursts, till you throw a fit to curse, Till they lift you up still comatose and slamdance in the herse! We're good, bad, ugly as sin We mix up cough syrup with our gin. So take your medicine and I pray that when I die There'll be someone else around to kiss my arse good bye! Yes I pray, I pray I pray that when I die There'll be someone else around To kiss my arse good bye!

Catholic Girls On LSD

Catholic Girls on LSD Love Nuns that have bad habits Prodesent chicks get there kicks From downing mummies tablets Everyones on a trip these days Well I'm not selling nothing Love's the only drug I'm pushing

Kill Yourself

You failed at school your family hates you You can't tongue kiss Your girlfriend's left you You're boring and lame You're no good at sport You'll always be alone People think your strange (Sha la la la la la) But you know There's only one way to go You've got to Kill yourself, kill yourself Kill yourself, kill yourself Take a trip to hell Come on kids commit suicide Come on kids commit suicide Buy a ticket on a one way ride Come on kids commit suicide. What have you got to live for You're no where, you're no one, you're nothing That'll teach 'em for letting you down Now they're sorry for messin' you round Your ex is crying She said you wouldn't do it You're the best, now you've proved it, yeh. Kill (what have you got to live for) Yourself (you're nowhere, you're no one, you're nothing) Kill (what have you got to live for) Yourself (you're nowhere, you're no one, you're nothing) Put you, put you, Put you in the ground. You've got to Kill yourself, kill yourself Kill yourself, kill yourself Take a trip to hell Come on kids commit suicide Come on kids commit suicide Buy a ticket on a one way ride Come on kids commit suicide.

Cancer

Mel -a - noma come on over Come and cover me with scabs Put freckles all about my face Put moles across my back Melanomas are just tumours Tiny kisses from the su-u-u-n We're here to say to everyone that Cancer can be fun. Well...... Cancer took her left arm Her right lung and her leg She'd love a cigarette, now But she's got no mouth to beg She's had a uterine prolapse She's cover in bedsores But I've heard that girls like yourself Are popular in bars Well....... Cancer is the answer It'll get you in the end It'll rot your bowel and bile duct And then kill all your firends The body is a transport It's temporal and corrupt And AIDS is just another way Of telling you your fuuuuuuuucked Hey! Some friends have died of cancer And some is other ways I've buried what is left of them In tiny little graves. And all the graves lie Side by side upon the window sill, But the flowers that are growing there Are looking slightly ill. So you've got to see the funny side, You'll laugh until you cry, And without euthanasia, You'll cry until you die.

Chanson D'Amour

Chanson D'Amour Rat tat tat tat tat Jam and croisants Each time I hear Ratatata Chanson D'Amour.

Krishna Riding Shotgun

Set em up, drink em down And pass the cup around It's the last we will share for quite some time I've shaved my head, wear a dress, I've left my bonny wife I've got Krishna riding shotgun on the stagecoach of my life horus: My sweet lord - rama rama Got my ticket to Nirvana It's a commune just left of county Cork! Share a pint with me Lord Shiva, As we read the Bhagavad Gita, I've got Krishna riding shotgun On the stage coach of my life. Well I used to be a cattle prod for Jesus And L.Ron Hubbard took me in some too. I was a moonie, loved Charles Manson, But they are not as handsome, As the godhead whose skin is shining blue. Repeat chorus. Hari, hari, ha, hooray! I chanted every day. With my virtue tucked proudly in my lap. And I pray all night to Krishna, cause he's a damn good listener, And he never, ever, ever, answers back Repeat chorus. And when Irish eyes are trying to make the Pommies pay.... We'll get Krishna and his shotgun To join the IRA, the IRA, the IRA Hari, ha, hooray!

Commies for Christ

My tags Tall Tim (No need to shout) I said that's my name (So don't wear it out!) You see I'm here, I'm running hot I'm a juicy hamburger 'cos I got the lot I got a bone as big as Tyrannosaurus Rex Only one thing, I want your sex. My name is Tricky Ricky, if the situation's sticky Then I'm your man, I got a plan I used to be a brickie! I don't give a damn about what you say And if you don't like that You'd better walk this way! (Rock it Tricky Ricky, gonna rock it to the left, Rock it Tricky Ricky, gonna rock it to the right) My name is Paul I'm best of all 'Cos I'm in your face like a can of mace, (Bullshit!) I'm a groove lick, love child, king of the verse. You mess with me boy, you leave in a hearse! Your God is a nothing God Is a mealy mouthed God Is a weak arsed God My God is a real tough God Is a straight line God Is a good ole boy Your God drinks peach nectar Eats boiled fruit Can't fart fart out loud My God arm wrestled Khruschev Eats meat, farts with pride Hey, hey! Commies for Christ Hammers and sickles and the words not flesh - it steel! Commies for Christ 'Cos he's the man who carved the lamb and made us feel Commies for Christ I'm having a sexual fling with a red under my bed Commies for Christ Drank too much alter wine, it's gone straight to my head (it's blown off half my head) Take Marx, Take Christ, Take Drugs! Take Marx, Take Christ, Take dr - dr - dr - dr- Drugs! My God is a vengeful God Is Cecil B. de Mille He kills for the fun of it (Rep - rep - repitition - rep - rep - repition, yo yo) Your God's been around for too long Can't get down, is an aging hippy (Hippy, hippy, Skippy, Skippy) (Tch - tch - tch - tch - tch - tch - tch - tch - tch) God, HEY! Commies for Christ Get some long knives to cut up these loaves and fishes Commies for Christ Support the cause or else someone could get vicious Commies for Christ 'Cos He's the word you've heard, The truth, the light, the way My God ain't rise (yawn) 'cos he's sleepin in today! Take Marx, Take Christ, Take Drugs! Take Marx, Take Christ, Take Drugs, Jesus rocks the Kremlin baby! Commies for C - C C - CC - CCC - Coca Cola! Amen.

Cosmic Cowboys of Doom

It's written in blood in the Book of Revelations. A passage that predicts the fate of all nations, Chapter 12, verse 5 Speaks of the comet That sets the world on fire She goes up like a junk-heap There's flames across the sky Eight miles high If you listen to the wind You can hear the angels cry Yippee-I-aye-Basra, Mecca Yippee-I-oh-Basra, Mecca We are the Cosmic Cowboys of Doom, Riding high in the saddle of a B-52 We've got the wind out our tail We can't lose Don't stop us Or we're bound to drop the bomb Don't stop us Or we're bound to drop the bomb Yippee-I-aye-Basra, Mecca Yippee-I-oh-Basra, Mecca The triple breasted whore The mother of abomination Gives suck to the Antichrist To destroy the 12 foundations The bride wears a gas mask The groom is De Golem While the seventh seal is broken Jerusalem has fallen We're wretched and miserable Poor, blind and naked, If the Lord God had patience Perhaps he could have waited Yippee-I-aye-Basra, Makar Yippee-I-ooh-Basra, Makar We are the three horsemen of the Apocalypse I'm Famine, I'm Death, and I'm Pestilence. With the wind at our tails we can't lose Don't stop us Or we're gonna drop the bomb Yippee-I-aye-Basra-Makar Yippee-I-ooh-Basra-Makar Yippee-I-aye-Basra-Makar Yippee-I-aye-Basra-Makar Yippee-I-aye-Basra-Makar Yippee-I-ooh-Basra-Makar

Carnal Carnival

The carnal carnival is in town I think I'm going down (we will) The sexual festival's such a thrill It makes me just want to kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Sorry! I love the perfume round your hips The way you flirtify your lips I hear the zipper unzip Feel the flesh start to rip rip rip rip rip rip rip rip and rip You've got to stand up and be counted, Or lie down and be mounted You've got no choice, you've got to use your voice Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Fornicators, freaks and sodomites Transexuals and transvestites Homo, hetero or confused Bisexual, used and abused The perverse litany is here Sadomasochistic bondage gear Sex is sin, sin is fun Come one, come all, in the end just cum! You've got to move into the centre, Or just break and enter We wanna reach your mind But through your behind Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya The panic of seduction The act of reproduction Now you're back in the sack You must describe your function ****SIN BIN!!!!! The fuck truck, the root ute, hip hop knock shop Your piston's greased, you need release Not just another pit-stop Big breasts, sunken chest Are you better than the rest What's your measurement, Baby can we make a tent, How much have you spent Is your arse up for rent Are you blonde or brunette or is it ginger ginger Have you been experienced or are you a beginner You're salivating now cos you're up against the wall, The pitcher's on the mound so grab the bat and let's play ball, Let's play ball, let's play ball, let's play ball! You've got to be loud and be proud now or Lie nude in the crowd now I want your touch Let's get down and ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya You've got to STOP!!!

Dead Elvis

I was floating through the cemetary late last night When I saw a ghost who was outta sight He said down in the graveyard there's a partying going on So get down (get down) six feet And sing a spiritual song Everyones invited, we would be delighted If you grabbed your favourite course and came along You don't move your arms and you don't move your legs, You just do do the Dead Elvis Your don't grind your pelvis, it's the dance of the dead you just do do the Dead Elvis Your old hound dog's sniffin at your tomb Trying to find a bone that ain't been comsumed You can't jailhouse rock in your blue suede shoes Just do (do do) the Dead Elvis I bet your lonesome tonight in that hole in the ground Old Shep'd all shook up and he's pissed on your crown No one's crying in the chapel, so get wise (get hip) There's some pretty heavy shit going down and you're it Pricilla was delight All Dallas was invited To poke fun at your corpse and kick your dog You don't move your arms and you don't move your legs, You just do the Dead Elvis Your don't grind your pelvis, it's the dance of the dead Come on and do the Dead Elvis It was a terrible day, when you had a cardiac arrest They tried to find your heart but couldn't cut through the flesh You can't viva Las Vegas when there'n no viva left Just do do do The Dead Elviiiii-iiiii-iiiiis You're Dea Elvis......

Drugs

Ah, ah, ah Please get out of the toilet my man Hell no, I'm doing drugs Please get out of the toilet my man Oh no, let me do my drugs Came to the disco with half a gram of go go Cut with baking soda Saw my girl with the one kiss curl She's a pusher, I think you know her Got my straw, found my score Now just give me a few minutes more Please get out of the toilet my man Hell no, I'm doing drugs Please get out of the toilet my man Oh no, let me do my drugs Tweedledum and Tweedledee There's a mushroom growing inside of me A pill makes you big, a pill makes you small You're so tiny, I'm so tall Who are you, don't you ask You're just a pain in the looking glass Please get out of the toilet my man Hell no, I'm doing drugs Please get out of the toilet my man Oh no, let me do my drugs You can find romance or piss in your pants Let's leave it up to fate, mate You're a drunken bore, so let's lock the door Let me get this line straight I've been waiting all night to powder my nose Lord don't stop me, Thar she blows Please get out of the toilet my man Hell no, I'm doing drugs Please get out of the toilet my man Oh no, let me do my drugs Ah, ah, ah D d d d d d d d d d drugs!

Friends

He was quiet, he was shy A stay home kind of guy Someone you'd trust you sister with He had a twinkle in his eye Yet they say he was psychotic (who said?) They say psychotically disturbed (no!) He was mentally unbalanced, a schizophrenic mass murderer With severe personality disoders They use their jargonistic words So he killed and mutilated Served his victims on a tray But Jeffery Dahmer was my friend - okay? Tuesday nights we'd go out bowling He's blow those pons to hell He'd watched what he'd eat And it watched him as well. Friends, friends, We can all be friends, if we just let the little hurt Between us mend. He was a painter quite artistic, He had that swarve panash, a taste for brown shirts, a cute toothbrush moustache. He loved his german shephards, and walking by the babling brook, and watching blonde haired, blued children setting fire to their books. But they say he was a monster, the leader of the Reich. But he wasn't. Adolf Hitler, was friend of mine. And he'd love to out dancing, really dug the human lead, and that song by Alice Cooper Only women bleeed. He was my friend, a friend we can all be friends If we just let a little hurt between us mend. I met him at the circus, He was hiding in the dark, pulling funny faces making people laugh, but they he was a freak, they say, genetically deformed, should have sold his body to science the minute he was born. But he'd just smile and say, shhhcchhp ssscchhhessp John Merrick the elephant man, was a friend of mine (Now why doesn't that come as a big ****ing surprise!) And we'd all go out on blind dates, heshian bags over our heads. We never slept like normal kids, no, we'd sit straight up in bed. Friends, friends we can all be friends, if we just let a little hurt between us mend. He killed ten million of the bashuaee, but Joseph stalin was a friend to me. and so on.

Funk You

I don't know much about art but I can tell you this Duchamps's Urinal is a piece of piss Van Gogh cut off his ear to spite his face (so what?) Me, I've got a message for the whole human race I want to be a phallic symbol like the Tower of Pisa And wipe the smile off the face of that bitch, the Mona Lisa I'll date Botticelli's Venus, just to tease her But unless you're hung like a Jackson Pollock You couldn't please her! Funk you and funk your mother Funk your sister, funk your auntie And funk your little brother. When you've learnt how to funk one another Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf Go home to the one you love and Funk yourself. As Gallileo said, Hey! "And yet it moves" While Oppenheimer splits the atom And Newton finds the groove But me, I agree with Einstein Who put it so much simpler I want it to end as it began With one big bang, not a whimper! Funk you, funk quantum physics When you've proved their theory's wrong You can go and funk the cynics Take a proton pill as you butt-funk the critics You're E=MC2 (that's your life!) Well funk your buddy and Funk your wife Sexual psychology fasinates me more than art or science I've attempted intercourse with every household appliance A girl came to my clinic, I guess you'd call her a client She wouldn't touch my pinky's which I found so defiant I said, "My psychoanalyst is gonna love you Cause you look just like my sister" She said "But I've got no arms And armless girls cannot play twister" She tried to take my pants off with her teeth But her stiff upper lip got caught in the metal zip! Funk you and funk your mother Funk your sister, funk your auntie And funk your little brother When you've learnt how to funk one another Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf Go home to the one you love and Home to the one you love and Home to the one you love and Funk yourself!

Good Night, Sweet Prince

Good night sweet prince And may flights of Angels sing you to your rest As the shadows move across the lake Dream sweet dreams until you wake. Here's a thousand kisses for your tortured brow A thousands arms caress your tiny body now As a thousand fingers reach up for the bedroom light Hush my gentle child child and draw the blankets tight. Good night, sweet prince And may flights of angle sing you to you rest As the stars above us cloud the moon All your wishes will come true At the rivers edge we touch the golden crown The holiest of holy and the scared vow A lyllibye of childhood, the chariot of the sun Before the dawns first light your kingdom comes Good night, sweet prince Where the moon beams crowd around your tiny legs Go to sleep for you are blessed Good night, sweet prince And may flight of angels sing you to your rest As the shadows move across the lake Dream sweet dreams until you wake Dream sweet dreams until you wake. Dream sweet dreams until you wake

Grapevine

Well, I bet - You're wondering how I knew 'Bout your plans to make me blue With some other guy that you know before Out of the two of us guys, you know I loved you more. Took me by surprise, I must say When I found out yesterday. Dear god, I heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be mine. No, no, I heard it though the grapevine And I'm just about to loose my mind. Honey, honey, yeah... (Hear it through the grapevine that no longer would you be my baby...) Honey, honey I know, that your letting me go... Heard it through the grapevine. Now I know ain't supposed to cry But these tear i can't hold inside Loosing you, was my life you see Because you mean that much to me. You could have told me youself, That you loved someone else Instead I heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be mine No, no I heard it through the grapevine And I'm just about to loose my mind Honey, honey, yeah... (Heard it through the grapevine, not much longer would you be my baby....x3) Honey, honey I know, that your letting me go You can't hide what I've seen. You can't hide what I've heard. But I can't stand this being confused So if it's true you'd better tell me dear, Do you plan to let me go For this guy you loved before? Dear god, I heard it through the grapevine, Not much longer would you be mine. No, no, I heard it through the grapevine And I'm just about to loose my mind. Honey, honey, yeah.... (heard it through the grapevine, no longer would you be my baby...) Honey, honey I know, that your letting me go. Honey, honey I know, that your letting me go. Honey, honey I know... That you letting me go. DAAS SONGS TWO DAAS SONGS THREE DAAS 1