How do you improve the acceleration of a 30 year old volkswagon? and the answer- drop it off a cliff

How many moths does it take to change a lightbulb?and the answer I don't know but they just keep on trying don't they

Why are John Howards speeches kee=nly attended by raliway memorabilia collectors? Your guaranteed a couple of sleepers

What is something you should always look for in a fridge? The answer- children

When is length and thickness important in cable?And the answer-porn

Which aromatic oil should you burn to invoke the smell of the ocean? And the answer- penguin with added exon