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The Red Dwarf Drinking Game
Take one drink everytime:
- Someone says any variation of "SMEG"
- Whenever Ace Rimmer says:"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"
- Holly tries to sound cool e.g "Dude"
- the skutters annoy Rimmer.
- Kryten has to explain something to someone
- the Cat mentions an "old cat saying".
- Talkie offers an opinion on something.
- someone mentions the ohm song
- someone insults Rimmer.
- Lister has a Lager
- Kryten is seen ironing, cooking or doing the laundry.
- Ace calls Lister "Skipper".
- Lister refers to an old lover
- Kryten corrects a Space Corp Directive quoted by Rimmer.
- Holly's head appears on something other than a TV screen
- the Cat goes "Aaaooooww!"
- Kochanski refers to "Her Dave"
- Rimmer insults someone back, or just does it anyway.
- Lister mentions Kristine Kochanski.
- Holly actually does something right.
- For each of Krytens add-on attachments are mentioned
- The Cat has a costume change
- Lister is seen eating a curry (or other Indian Food)
- Rimmer whinges about being dead
- Lister plays his guitar (or threatens to).
- the Cat wants to go out with any woman ( Polymorph, Wilma Flintstone)
- Kochanski is seen wearing that tight red rubber outfit
- Talkie offers any other type of toasted product.
- Holly refers to his IQ or lack of
- There is a joke about Lister being not or barely human.
- The cat sings"I'm gonna eat you little fishie"
- Kryten speaks something in binary code
- the Cat 'smells' something, or his sense of smell is referred to by another crew member.
- Holly has trouble counting
- a Skutter is seen
- Each Space Corp Directive Rimmer mis-quots
- A reference is made to any of Lister's undergarments.
- they crash Starbug.
- Kochanski complains about the food
- The skutters do the "hand" signal to Rimmer
- Kryten's head is described (e.g. "novelty condom head")
- Lister tries to make a pass at Kochanski or flirt and is cut dead
- Holly says something stupid.
- some enters an artificial reality computer game.
- have another if its Lister so he can sex
- the skutters play Cowboys and Idians or prove that they are John Wayne fans.
- Rimmer does something mean to someone else.
- Duane Dibbley shows up.
- Holly pulls a prank on anyone.
- Kryten mentions "old android saying".
- Each embarrassing fact exposed about Rimmer
- a hostile entity they meet that probably wants to kill them
- Cat mention his favourite pastimes (like: sex, food, sleep, etc.)
- each time Kryten offers to kill himself for doing something stupid or to sacrifice himself to save the crew.
- Talkie offers anyone a slice of toast.
- Kochanski complains about being in a parallel universe
- Holly has to explain something to someone.
- Kochanski complains about Lister's habits
- whenever anyone says "What a guy!" about Ace Rimmer
- Rimmer mentions one of his dull hobbies or interests
- Cat calls Kochanski "officer-bud-babe"
- Rimmer talks about the military
- Cat praises his own good looks
- Kryten enters a mode, such as "smug mode", "lie mode",
- Rimmer thinks that aliens exist or even are nearby.
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