Bees

Guy Frost's World of Bees

PerroMax Film's nature mastermind Guy Frost recently delved into the live and mind of one of the animal kingdom's most hated members: The Bees. While most people squirm at the thought of observing and petting bees, Guy Frost was delighted and couldn't wait to get started. While the anaphylactic shock he experienced after falling into a hive will have little or no lasting effect, Frost was hurt in a deeper sense by the stigma attatched to what he called "Nature's Friendly Hypodermic"

Hollywood has not been kind to the bees. Huge mega-blockbusters such as Savage Bees have tainted the image of these innocent insects. Due to the commercial success of these films, honey is becoming less and less of a household commodity and pet bee farm stocks are in the toilet. While a bee sting may kill some, and swarms of the infamous

killer bee do occaisonally attack and kill humans and livestock, most bees do not sting unless somewhat provoked. To demonstrate this, Guy Frost climbed into a tree and pulled out a wasp nest with his bare hands. When the swarms cleared, Frost was rushed to the emergency room.

Paper Wasps are common around structures. Nests are found in attics, wall voids, behind electric boxes, under decks,... These wasps can be treated with a dust or a spray, depending where the nest is located. These wasps will sting if disturbed, so do not try to hose them down with a water hose because this will only make them agitated. Instead try constructing a crude bomb and blow them to hell.

Yellow jackets may look cute and cudley but remember: you can't hug them and squeeze them because you might kill them if you do that. They need special love and attention. To much stress can crush their fragile little exoskeleton. Yellow jacket nests come in both the above and below ground varieties; both of which are sure to delight the whole family. They make great Christmas gifts. Imagine the look in a young child's eye when he or she opens his or her first gift under the Christmas tree... the biggest gift... and upon opening discovers it contains not one, but thousands of angry, swarming bees.

In this honey comb, where bees produce wax and honey to protect and feed their larva, lie serval visible larva. They resemble most other insect larva and appear to look more like segmented worms. A juicy one is clearly visible in the top right cell. This young little larva will eventually become a cog in the wheel of torture that is his hive.

These Africanized honeybees closely resemble their cousin, the European honeybee. There is one small difference, however. These killer bees have been known to swarm a man, fly into his mouth, and were found in his intestines during the autopsy... still stinging. They are currently on backorder and will not be available until after

The making of a queen (large bee left) is triggered usually by a combination of conditions such as congestion in the hive and lack of egg laying space this culminates in a swarm. It is not understood (by man) why bees will only tolerate one queen but any attempt to introduce a second queen results in her death. If a queen dies unexpectedly during the summer the bees are able to make an emergency queen from eggs younger than 3 days old.

Guy Frost would like to thank his associates at PerroMax for surviving the days in the fields and gardens, the mornings in the bee-keepers nests, and the nights in the hopsital. He would also like to thank former Communist Congressman Durk Felon (now Assistant Bee-Keeper at the Clifton City Zoo) for showing him around some his favorite hives. Frost knows that super intelligent bees will not evolve to take over the world like they did in the smash hit "The Bees" because bees play a critical role in agriculture and entertainment. Anaphylactic shock and killer swarms aside: Guy Frost loves bees... and so should you.

Bees, hornets, and wasps are categorized as being either solitary or social. Social species are those who live together in colonies or nests and which have an adult division of labor similiar to the caste system. The queen gets fed by other bees and is the only bee to enjoy reproduction. She relaxes comfortably and safely from inside the hive and has her every need taken care of. The rest of the bees work as her slaves. They protect her, feed her, feed her hundreds of maggoty children, and have absolutely no sex organs. Yes it really is wonderful to be a worker bee.

Christmas. Unfortunately Santa won't be able to deliever to deliver boxes and bags full of these lethal killers until after the holidays. Guy Frost, however, was able to sneak a few nests past customs and is currently attempting to sell them on the black market.

Guy Frost was so moved by the plight of the bee has recently cowrote the smash hit "Ten Million Needles" with avid bee collector Demarko Perrozoli.

Oh I want to go where the bees go

Where the honey is sweet and the nectar does flow

Where you have no genitals but you have 6 eyes

Where swarms of your buddies can kill anything, regardless of its size

Yes I want to go where the wasps live

Where toxic shock and fear are yours to give

Where you got compound eyes and six bendy legs

And your queen lays hundreds upon hundreds of juicy eggs

Yes I want to live in a bees nest

Where a sexless drone can be his very best

And you can fly through the air with the greatest of ease

Yes everyone loves them BEES

Yes everyone loves them BEES!