Here at Celebrity People Profiles® I strive for fairness (not accuracy, but fairness...sure). That is why I try to give credit where credit is due. If for some reason I have failed in that attempt, I sincerely apologize.

All written material is copyrighted ©1999 by Eric Wyeth, unless otherwise noted; and all original artwork is likewise © 1999 by Eric Wyeth, unless noted. This does not apply to composited artwork, where the subject matter of the art has been taken from another source. In such a case, the various composited pieces, and all ownership rights to the individual composited piece only, belong to their respective owners.

Because of the nature of this page, the likenesses of people and even copyrighted, trademarked, registered, or otherwise patented characters, slogans, devices, etc may appear from time to time. The use of such material does NOT represent an infringement upon the rights, or an attempt to profit from the works of the owners of said material. All offerings on this page are presented in accordance with the best (and legally recognized) traditions of satire, and of the Constitution of the United States of America, and the Terms of Service of Yahoo/GeoCities.

If for some reason you believe that I have strayed from the above ideals, please e-mail me at ewyeth@madison.tds.net, and I will be happy to discuss the matter.

This page is a work in progress. If I have used or modified someone's artwork and not given proper credit, please let me know and I will correct the situation immediately, or whenever I can (whichever comes first).

Amendment I

(of the Constitution of the United States of America)

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press (emphasis mine); or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

"The Marshfield Wildwood Wildman" photo of Mel DiMarcos is ©Wyeth Media Productions and Evil Producer/Lord Natasha Productions. Used with permission.

"Furious Alley" photos of Mel DiMarcos are ©Tom Yum Soup Productions and ©TriHorse Pictures. Used with Permission.

Leonardo DiCaprio from: http://www.leonardo-dicaprio.com/

Gorilla from: http://www.mindspring.com/~zoonet/pictures/GorillaB1.jpg

Jackie Chan from: The Official Jackie Chan Web Page

Bob Hope from: Hope on the Net

Margot Kidder from: Margot Kidder Web Page

Jean-Claude Van Damme from: http://www.resoftlinks.com