WOMEN DRIVERS (are a hazard to traffic!!!)
Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new
Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next
to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on
that dang makeup!!!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my
other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!