Candyman:


Day Of The Dead




Director: Turi Meyer

Writers: Meyer and Al Septien

Starring: Tony Todd and Donna D'Errico

Body Count: 10


Review: Okay, a while back when commenting on this movie, I said something to the effect of, "It can't bee TOO bad." I stand corrected.
This flick sucked. Every cliche--and I mean every mother-fucking cliche gets used and abused in this absurd follow-up to Farewell To the Flesh. The main character from that film returns here, only now she lives in Los Angeles and is played by former Playboy model/Baywatch star Donna D'Errico--who is also probably the worst actress I've seen in a movie in a long time...and that's saying a lot. D'Errico spends the entire movie asking stupid questions and bouncing her bre--uh, eyes around all over the place, trying to look confused.
Tony Todd is great, but not given much to work with...just repetitive lines that we've all heard before ("Be my victim" is said at least four times). The death scenes suck, the characters suck....the music even sucks, because they didn't use that killer score from the original...this movie just blows.


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